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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Applewhite posted:

TIL literally no adult on the planet is a feminist ally.

Explains a lot about the world tbh.

I'm a feminist ally. Any woman can summon me to deal 20-30 damage to all enemy targets on the board plus a 30% chance to reduce target's Initiative Rating by 2 once per game.

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Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
I also found this and honestly I don't even know what the gently caress to make of it

https://www.rageon.com/products/ahegao-trump

the only thing that still gets me out of bed is the hope that I'll live long enough to see the bombs fall

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Chomp8645 posted:

You don't want to be a male feminist anyway. If you claim to be one publicly, it's an even split between people...

A) Thinking you're lame as gently caress.

B) Assuming you're actually a sex pest in disguise.

C) Waiting for any chance you expose your vile hypocrisy, like catching you saying "boobs are cool" or something.

D) using you as a convenient punching bag due to the demographic category you belong to, if they're the more toxic/power-tripping type of leftist

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Jim Long-un posted:

I'm like 85% sure I've actually seen somebody wearing a shirt like this somewhere on the internet but the closest I could find is this ahegao print that's now burned into your visual cortex forever



This is the reigning world's strongest man


Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

feelix posted:

This is the reigning world's strongest man




He's wearing it because that's just how ladies react when they see a 250kg hunk of MAN MEAT like himself.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

really queer Christmas posted:

I didnt know you two used to work together

:blastu:

Anyway how is it "consuming" when it's still on my hard drive? Checkmate, morality.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

feelix posted:

This is the reigning world's strongest man




in 20 years comedy will just be deadpan acting like people did before the internet poisoned everyone's brains and it will be hilarious

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Chomp8645 posted:

He's wearing it because that's just how ladies react when they see a 250kg hunk of MAN MEAT like himself.

It's the only hoodies that come in XXXXL

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
a cameraman quietly pans around a nominally decorated room in a suburban home with zero ironic hentai posters, struggling mightily to choke back hysterical laughter

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
A real feminist leftist ally would know that women hate all sex and would never do it unless forced to by the patriarchy. Duh

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Jim Long-un posted:

a cameraman quietly pans around a nominally decorated room in a suburban home with zero ironic hentai posters, struggling mightily to choke back hysterical laughter

lol

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Xaintrailles posted:

:blastu:

Anyway how is it "consuming" when it's still on my hard drive? Checkmate, morality.

saving porn and not having an SSD? Are you a retrocomputing enthusiast?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

feelix posted:

saving porn and not having an SSD? Are you a retrocomputing enthusiast?

We’ll see whose laughing when the world is ending (scheduled for late 2020), and you can’t have your precious porn because they shut off the internet. Hard drives just make sense for that kind of capacity.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Jim Long-un posted:

I also found this and honestly I don't even know what the gently caress to make of it

https://www.rageon.com/products/ahegao-trump

the only thing that still gets me out of bed is the hope that I'll live long enough to see the bombs fall

Trump Goes to The Mayor

lambskin
Dec 27, 2009

I THINK I AM THE PINNACLE OF HUMOR. WAIT HANG ON I HAVE TO GO POUR MILK INTO MY GAPING ASSHOLE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkBUTheIC0

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I don’t pretend to be anyone’s ally.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Jim Long-un posted:

I'm like 85% sure I've actually seen somebody wearing a shirt like this somewhere on the internet but the closest I could find is this ahegao print that's now burned into your visual cortex forever



Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Actually I'm a sleepy feminist ally and I don't watch porn

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Pls don't post art of my OCs without permission.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

EA Sports posted:

friendly reminder no-one's harmed in the 2D realm.

the people who make and consume it are harmed

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
is it more or less feminist to only consume porn you yourself have made? or is that just a leo trait

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

source on the artist?

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
also don't worry op, I hate women

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

They found 36% more cartoon porn on incels hard drives than in any other population

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Im a sexy worker too

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
What kind of loser saves porn to the hard drive?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Surely a feminist ally is just a feminist?

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

OP my porn is locally sourced and hand crafted :whatup:

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
No guy is an ally and if he says he is he's 1. Too online

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Spinz posted:

No guy is an ally and if he says he is he's 1. Too online


2) Ironically calling himself an ally after saying a sexist joke

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Alliance is too much, but I will sign a non-aggression pact.

Malthuras
Feb 23, 2012

Go away
Eh I'm at the point where I have to wait a day or so between cums otherwise they don't do much for me anymore, sucks getting old.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

Who What Now posted:

What kind of loser saves porn to the hard drive?

porn is stored in the balls

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I’m not really an ally but more a weird local goat herder you’d rather on your side because he knows the way to the enemies water supply

bomb
Nov 3, 2005


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

is it more or less feminist to only consume porn you yourself have made? or is that just a leo trait

Leo trait

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

I used to work at a dodgy computer shop in the 2000s and we had a guy we kept upstairs in the warehouse who would fix computers that were brought in with computer viruses on them and poo poo. He always watch porn on his second monitor as if it was like a normal TV show. The boss just kind of let him get away with it because he was hidden away upstairs out of sight anyway. Good dude, would buy me alcohol when I was 16.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

He wasn’t a feminist ally though. He used to cheat on his girlfriend all the time. Once we were at a nightclub and his girlfriend was out with us and his other girlfriend turned out to be there too so he was running around trying to do the sitcom thing where you go on two dates at once without them realising it. Come to think of it maybe he wasn’t a good dude after all

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
porn leads to lame orgasms because it is too visual, you experience most of the sexual energy in your third eye and only secondarily in your genitals. the third eye is not good at being in and enjoying the present. Overtime this leads to an imbalanced flow of chi within your spirit and within your sexual energy as you reinforce that dynamic. try instead to bring the presence and energy of your entire body together into masturbation.

if you can be present in the moment and present in your body, the physical and spiritual pleasure is definitely worth it. when you take your time and do it right you can get that post coital zone out bliss that you get from good sex with a partner, as opposed to hastily cleaning up and closing tabs.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


swerfs suck!!!

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
op i appreciate your concern but i make sure to only watch porn that passes the Bechdel–Wallace test
:smugmrgw:

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