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HelleSpud posted:Got a new skull today what happened to the old one?
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Who doesn't get a new skull every year?
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Jul 27, 2023 17:12
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Which one of you has been casting illusions of aliens to prank the humans again? This causes a lot of runepaperwork.
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Jul 27, 2023 17:14
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oh, sorry, was in a bit of hurry last week and i must have left the door to my mind palace cracked. the chimera should dissipate whenever people stop believing in them… so… uh… also if any of the aliens seem unusually sexy that’s on you, ok? that’s how it works. everyone knows that 
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Dick Fontaine posted:oh, sorry, was in a bit of hurry last week and i must have left the door to my mind palace cracked. the chimera should dissipate whenever people stop believing in them… so… uh… The chimera's booty is in the eye of the beholder.
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Jul 27, 2023 19:04
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Grey Cat posted:The chimera's booty is in the eye of the beholder. tbqh this is why i keep beholder eyes on hand at all times, i don't actually know any spells that use them as components
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Jul 27, 2023 19:32
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eye of a beholder, lie from a devolder, mitch mcconnell’s last horcrux, this spell will bring you lobbyist bux
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdpyadRWg_8
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I feel like I am some kind of common explorer/warrior and I don't understand how this world works at times. I just try my best to provide fish and small rodents to my family.
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redshirt posted:I feel like I am some kind of common explorer/warrior and I don't understand how this world works at times. I just try my best to provide fish and small rodents to my family. no worries, friend! come in, to my humble alchemy shop. here, stand before my display counter, and look at all my brightly colored bottles! no no here, stand, yes right in the middle of that rug that exactly matches the cracks in the floor. don’t worry about that creaking. yes, the floor is stone everywhere but under the rug. yes, those are hinges don’t worry it’s very common in these old towers. say, you’re not lactose intolerant or anything are you? any history of osteoporosis in your family? broken or sprained any limbs recently? no no it’s for the potions don’t worry
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Sep 11, 2023 23:31
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naem posted:no worries, friend! come in, to my humble alchemy shop. I have been dreaming, for some strange reason, of this adventure. With magic and action and humor....
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Sep 11, 2023 23:58
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Also, gently caress so called "Dark Wizards" Those Wizards ain't "Dark". They are just lying and stabbing people in the back. More like Bitch rear end Wizards.
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Sep 12, 2023 00:00
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naem i think this skeleton you sold me is defective
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Once watched this guy spend ages building his tower. Had a normal-rear end name like "Ron" or "Rich" but he insisted everyone call him "Stargazer". Anyway, did the whole spiel, enslaved thousands to die in his service, pierced the heavens, etc. etc. Once it's finished, climbs to the top, prepares to fly . . . and just loving splats! LOLOLOL
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HelleSpud posted:Once watched this guy spend ages building his tower. Had a normal-rear end name like "Ron" or "Rich" but he insisted everyone call him "Stargazer". Discount Furniture Tower
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redshirt posted:Also, gently caress so called "Dark Wizards" sounds like you got owned by one lol get rekt redshirt, Dark Wizards 4 lyfe
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:sounds like you got owned by one lol Adds you to a "Dark Wizards" list
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Sep 15, 2023 04:13
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Pff, your master only taught you dark arcane sigils and golemancy? I was infusing demonic runes with blood by the age of 6!
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Grey Cat posted:Pff, your master only taught you dark arcane sigils and golemancy? Don't mess around here Grey Cat. This is Dark Wizard poo poo.
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Sep 15, 2023 04:24
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Grey Cat posted:
Running around with your daddy's athame after kindergarten and tripping over your untied shoelaces doesn't count
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Tunicate posted:Running around with your daddy's athame after kindergarten and tripping over your untied shoelaces doesn't count Don't be ridiculous, I don't wear shoes! That's just time wasted towards one more thing instead of studying dark arts!
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Grey Cat posted:I was infusing demonic runes with blood by the age of 6! see this poo poo right here, this is what i'm talking about when i say we need to keep kids off the infernet. like how am i going to trick these demons into telling me their true name when i have to mind my language and can't post anime porn to bait a middling devil
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by the scabbed sheath of hestaroth, ya’ll got issues. up in here fronting like you’re the darkest or some poo poo. we’ve all done things. dark, terrible things. no one cares there’s wizard punch. this poo poo is crazy. feed the mortal to something, quaff a cup, and give the wiz biz a break for like 5 mins, plz & thnk you 🙏 the vibe was real good until you rolled in with that garbage 
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If you have to call yourself a dark wizard you aint one
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Fur20 posted:see this poo poo right here, this is what i'm talking about when i say we need to keep kids off the infernet. like how am i going to trick these demons into telling me their true name when i have to mind my language and can't post anime porn to bait a middling devil just LOL if you haven't already set up a store to trade Robux for souls
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A proper wizard spends time pondering his orb, not dem titties.
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Sep 15, 2023 15:26
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I want this on my wall.
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fun fact, she is the dark wizard in this scenario
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Swole wizard.
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lol he let the paladin get all the way inside his summoning room? Is this some sort of low rent dark wizard cuck porn scenario, why is he so buff, what is going on lol
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I’m pretty sure the lady is the dark wizard. She wanted access to the good wizard’s spell book but found that the book is spirit protected (good idea honestly) and also that the wizard has like multiple levels in fighter or something that dude is yoked the paladin is a rube to distract the wiz (save me from the evil wizard brave hero!), she neutralizes the book and feeds the paladin to the book spirit giving her major evil points and gaining a LOT of exp.
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Mad Hamish posted:A proper wizard spends time pondering his orb, not dem titties. I can do both.
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Forgot to crosspost - For anyone who wants that stone hard shaft, without working on their own erections: rollick posted:Wizard tower for sale. Fighting Trousers posted:Our amenities include toilet dungeons.
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Sep 19, 2023 20:07
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2023 and the discrimination does not end They're right, but still
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Ill invade that office with my GOBLIN ARMY!
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:2023 and the discrimination does not end I am just mad at the botched iconography. Everyone knows the "no" symbol is supposed to go on top of the proscribed item. That kind of sloppy runescribing is how you end up botching a level 1 summoning and filling your lair with lymph.
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wheatpuppy posted:That kind of sloppy runescribing is how you end up botching a level 1 summoning and filling your lair with lymph. look how many times to I have to explain that the spellbook is the one that misspelled 'forest nymph'
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