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Shout out to the poo poo golem chat from a bit back. Just tried that on the obnoxious cheerful burgh down the road, Happy Glen or Smiles Vale or whatever. Picture this, our heroes faced with a hardened horde of clay horrors When Suddenly their cleric is enlightened! "Hold fast as I wash away these crusty creatures with a cleansing rain." So the rain comes, my creations melt, they're all getting to their celebratory back patting when . . . the smell hits. It was just a thin layer of clay concealing a mass of poo poo! Smilevale (and the heroes) are now ankle deep in poop slurry! AHAHAHAHA Anyway, whole town died of cholera.
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wheatpuppy posted:Oh yeah, someone did some independent lab testing and it turns out it's not made from goblins at all. Don't tell me it's made from people. I have been paying premium for people and if it turns out I could have been getting it at a discount...
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naem posted:I know guys who tried to use troll meat for supplements, once thinking he could sell it and it would regenerate back, easy money Oh snap, that reminds me: If you're planning on going to the Vernal Fete at the Grande City of Lucida - don't. I've got a food booth reservation, a very unhappy troll chained in my shed, and the notion that I can both gather some coin for new reagents AND devastate a city in an exponential troll-splosion.
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the holy poopacy posted:Hark unto me, dark brethren, for I beseech thy counsel! My maniacal schemes of conquest have run into an unexpected roadblock. Against all odds, my arch-nemesis Mumphredolf the White and I have fallen quite in love! However, he refuses to commit to making our relationship canonical. He claims "the subtext is there" but honestly it's as thin as his excuses. He promises to explore our relationship in a spinoff series but I'm wondering if this is too little, too late. Should I give him a second chance or is it time to betray him to the Gibbering Lords of the Uttervoid? Oof, I think he's using you. Like, how often does, y'know, initiate things? Or is it always you, picking the right confluence of planets, plotting the mad banquet, enacting the rites? If you're really set on him I suppose one last attempt at communication, something sweet with a reminder of the emotions that brought you together, but also clear that this is the "this is it" moment. Something like: Hwaet! Thrice have I offered up to you mine own heart organ, glistening and pulsing! Thrice hast thou forsaken my overtures! Thrice bedamned thee be! Commit to this relationship or be committed to the planes of madness! <3
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To any who did not heed my portent re: Lucida, the faire, trolls etc. sorry* Things went well. The city went from Shining Beacon to Blighted Waste quite nicely. Got to see how all that lightness and brotherhood faff really shakes out in a situation, and even made a tidy pile of coin. Which I then really needed seein' as how the troll I was shavin' like a kebab didn't much like that, got free, and turned against me as I screamed I AM YOUR MASTER! OBEY ME! Anyone needs me I've found a nice little shack in just the coziest bog. There's a loving suburb encroaching next door, but I can look on the positives. Certainly no food desert - place is lousy with slow children. Why, they even put up signs about it! And I'm saving tons on candy. Nowadays you just grab 'em and drop them straight into the cauldron. I was worried about my gators, but they've settled into the sewers straight away, and Chungus, The Tooth in the Dark already nabbed her first jogger. ^-^ *not sorry EmbryoSteve posted:Hes fixated on the mirrors. Just waiting for another escape and when he moves from mirror to mirror and there's a cute "slish slosh plish plop" echoing out of him since his carapace is filled with the eviscerated gore of the rogue. Aww, he sounds just darling!
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I thought we were achieving immortality through the indelible scars we leave on the landscape and the collective memory of mankind? gently caress
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What sort of bard oozes poison swamps o'er fertile lands, wields the bones which haunt the night, or raises masses of fetid flesh? Stop getting your bard news from your mother.
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Which of you fuckers posed for that airbrushed van I've been seeing around? Sweet
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redshirt posted:*Puts on my floppy wizard hat.... The elf Sildenafil could help you with that...
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redshirt posted:I would trust no Wizard with an erect Wizard Hat. Right, forgot. I've been Bog Hag-ing it and since everyone goes "soooo, a Witch, but crust punk?" I got myself a witch hat. It's got one of those beer can hats inside, and the point screws off as a flask! (but that's harder to be surreptitious about at the rite/coven/HOA meeting)
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Once watched this guy spend ages building his tower. Had a normal-rear end name like "Ron" or "Rich" but he insisted everyone call him "Stargazer". Anyway, did the whole spiel, enslaved thousands to die in his service, pierced the heavens, etc. etc. Once it's finished, climbs to the top, prepares to fly . . . and just loving splats! LOLOLOL
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Fur20 posted:see this poo poo right here, this is what i'm talking about when i say we need to keep kids off the infernet. like how am i going to trick these demons into telling me their true name when i have to mind my language and can't post anime porn to bait a middling devil just LOL if you haven't already set up a store to trade Robux for souls
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Forgot to crosspost - For anyone who wants that stone hard shaft, without working on their own erections: rollick posted:Wizard tower for sale. Fighting Trousers posted:Our amenities include toilet dungeons.
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 Image text: "Explode your Dick and Small your rear end! / Get bent losers! Penis Blast!"
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