Toilet EVE: its butt, bring dps, weve got logi and a bubble buttered butt

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esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

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# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 04:26

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 21:33

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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

We have one calendar week.

which type of calendar

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 04:32

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SpaceDrake posted:

Multiple leadership changes, lowsec and nullsec are the wild loving west, memes everywhere, the game being played both inside and outside of the actual client, seriously: this really has it all and is the complete EVE experience on the toilet. Even with the questions about travel interdiction, missiles, bad corporation UI, server issues, it's just unreal how much Netease and CCP got right in this implementation. I'm really looking forward to a lot of the EVE stuff that still has ships in the client being implemented (full ewar, exploration, etc) because I'm so curious as to just how big this thing can really get.

yeah honestly i am extremely surprised how smooth the game is in all ways, for a mobile game. i expected mildly improved trash and instead i got a solid mobile eve experience with an endless fountain of drama

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 04:37

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tutorial stuff gives a ton of good poo poo, do them up. mission run missions you havent done yet(doesnt show a check mark) and if you need some mods or something just ask theres a trillion though you might be only like tech3-4 right now. even if you dont join its like pennies on the dollar to throw some mods your way

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 04:53

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also autopilot is super fast cuz you dont need to drift to gates, and has zero risk in anything that isnt a giant floating space dumpster

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 04:54

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Rapner posted:

It is but the scam is limited to 'steal the corpwallet' and the targets are limited to 'goon corps'

its a redistribution of wealth to the people.

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# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 05:15

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Happysafer posted:

I seriously and 100% unironically think the biggest issue we are currently facing is our name.

Are we really going with "Goosefleet," and not "Untitled Goosefleet?"

Untitled Goosefleet is the vastly superior name.

i think the name is still entirely up in the air since no reason to get an alliance versus a ton of sick ships for everyone at the moment. feel free to push for that name cuz i bet people will go for it

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 14:48

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Weird Uncle Dave posted:

If there were an alliance, would that make it possible for those of us who joined the wrong corp (XBUX) to get in on all this sweet discounted ship action? There's a lot of talk about cool stuff and I'm in a corp that doesn't even have offices anywhere.

Or should I just wait three days until I end up being a CEO somewhere because of the inevitable failure cascade?

i dont think theres any real differences between xbux/groon/whateve new corp is gonna be in terms of who can get what, do what, etc. all the same boat baby

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 15:44

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Pharnakes posted:

So as has doubtless trickled through by now I will not be handing over the Groon name.

What I am going to do is take Groon and gently caress off with it to be well, Groon. Anyone who I've flown with is welcome to message me and ask to come if you want, there will be 0 leadership and the only rule is effort is ban able. To this end I will be kicking everyone I don't immediately recognise, I am sorry you will get a 24 hour timer over this but you would get that anyway when you left, so might as well start the clock ticking asap.

Now there is a slight question of what to do with the 101 coercers siting in hangar 3. I'm assuming hangar 4 has already been emptied y you guys anyway. After putting in 10 seconds though to the matter I have decided to contract all of them to one name picked at complete random out of the corp list and let them decide, whoever they are.

To be clear I am not asking anyone to come,only offering, I have no ambitions to anything, do not come if you want to have sov or rule anything or do anything other than chase miners in low sec and die to gate guns.

change your diaper on the way out

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 19:04

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there hasnt been any stalking or daeth threats yet afaik, so we still have some ground to make up

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 19:08

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Rigel posted:

so far every leadership meltdown has been the result of that leadership completely failing to read the room and assuming the alliance was with them.

luckily or unluckily jazz cannot even enter the room

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 19:18

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Pharnakes posted:

So as has doubtless trickled through by now I will not be handing over the Groon name.

What I am going to do is take Groon and gently caress off with it to be well, Groon. Anyone who I've flown with is welcome to message me and ask to come if you want, there will be 0 leadership and the only rule is effort is ban able. To this end I will be kicking everyone I don't immediately recognise, I am sorry you will get a 24 hour timer over this but you would get that anyway when you left, so might as well start the clock ticking asap.

just re-read this and lol at stating something that was already known

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 19:20

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tbf more people joined groon than left during this pants making GBS threads debacle, and its just a matter of a new corp being made

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 19:30

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Rust Martialis posted:

I think the most overblown parts of yesterday's drama failed to materialize.

Ed: I agree certain players would indeed like nothing more than to purge the filthy 'centrists' but I don't think any of them are in a position to do anything about it

i dont think anyone even thinks that tbh

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 19:49

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Radio Free Kobold posted:

Purity test question 2; which came first, ranch or cool ranch?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 20:08

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these are definitely real btw i had some in iceland

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 20:12

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you either die a hero or live long enough to become a corp thief

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 20:24

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Foehammer007 posted:

just be band of brothers

i think someone already took it lol

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 20:48

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Eox posted:

Trotskyists

get em

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 01:59

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Kaysette posted:

i'm from grover haus and i say kill em all

goose game owns but i think grover haus is calling me

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 04:42

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lmao that thorax

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 12:52

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game owns play it

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 11:54

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Akiosan posted:

I am basically ratting right now in an Omen but wouldn't mind building a ship to go around and hunt with for PvP. What should I be aiming towards as far as ship and fitting?

stealth bomber :getin:

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 19:12

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Raged posted:

I am really not a fan of this push for "Commie" mission fleet running where everyone gets a share. I have run a bunch of the regular fleets and it runs much better. people can drop in and out and don't lose out on their mission money.

1. Holy loving poo poo who the hell wants to have to set up contracts after every mission? I do enough paperwork at actual work. I and others have run 10-12 missions in a row and it's already boring enough.

2. I am making less money if I do it.

3. It stops people from joining the fleets for the bounty ticks if they are space poor and don't have missions

4. If you join late you lose a lot of money. Why the heck would anyone show up and not make the full amount that their mission is worth?

Why over complicate things?

make a regular fleet then?

# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 14:31

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Khris Kruel posted:

hey all, I have internet back up again.

Assuming we don't meltdown in the next two days, we're gonna have our first Pondering with this leadership on Saturday, 4pm eastern time US, 8 pm UTC (I'm p sure)

We're gonna discuss what we want to do with this alliance, the directions we want to take, where we want to take residence, what we want to use taxes for, and how we can maximize pubbie tears (I have some ideas).

We'll record it for whoever's not in attendance.

when do i get to start the political commissar interviews

# ¿ Sep 4, 2020 01:39

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Rust Martialis posted:

Yeah heads up to anyone coming to EE from EO, the goons in EE Goosefleet will kick you for stuff you can get away with saying in comms in EO.

more like kick people for saying poo poo then doubling down like turds instead of going "oh ok maybe i shouldnt say the dumbest poo poo ever"

# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 03:11

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i assume not everyone in pooh is a turd but there are definitely turds in pooh. and rust is just a salty baby

# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 22:46

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Ein Sexmonster posted:

Their CEO had a meltdown over not being able to use the R-word.

i meant there may be a person in there who has no idea any of this is going on and isnt tossing slurs or not-so-subtle racist character names, but that assumption can always be wrong. does anyone know where they recruited from or is it just some group of people that all know each other

# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 22:55

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Sub Rosa posted:

Yeah, POOH is China Man Bad, with member names including SumTingWong and BangDingOw.

Corp search in game is a hot mess, is that really the Corp name jfc

# ¿ Sep 6, 2020 00:05

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we killed a couple dozen ppl, some idiot lost a stabber with 2 scrams and deadspace loot lmao

esto es malo fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Sep 7, 2020

# ¿ Sep 7, 2020 03:28

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i thought the plan was to give a j4g director perms and start a new corp when they loot it all

# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 12:27

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Radio Free Kobold posted:

somehow i'm not surprised. once a chud, always a chud

lmao all that after trying to swear he wasnt anything like them.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 18:54

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M-O and E-O are a god drat can-yue graveyard

# ¿ Sep 11, 2020 03:03

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Rogue AI Goddess posted:

Oh, I meant that in the opposite sense. Just uninstalled and now I want my time and emotional investment back.

rip

# ¿ Sep 13, 2020 01:35

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imPerpetual posted:

Cannon meta, interesting. I've been running Faction Torps for my BP farming runs as they are only 20k and don't care if I lose a cheap ship with cheap fits.

ooo this is a good idea

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 03:43

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kirbysuperstar posted:

You can't use that defence when someone asks you why you hate Chinese people, you massive idiot.

no u see, my opposition to an alliance named Black Lives Matter was about keeping things chill and non political. Now excuse me while my friends in "China Man Bad" go do some totally chill and not at all racist space things

# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 03:34

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CubicalSucrose posted:

The Saga of SniperMonkey29

The contract goes through, but wouldn’t you know it, looks like I may have goofed?

lmao

# ¿ Sep 17, 2020 13:51

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Eox posted:

The tag has been uploaded, post your requests and I'll start queuing them up

tag me senpai

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 05:35

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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 05:38

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 21:33

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on what planet was anything they did organized or well commanded idgi

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 05:40

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