Toilet EVE: its butt, bring dps, weve got logi and a bubble buttered butt

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Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

TO PLAY WITH GOONS, JOIN OUR DISCORD! https://honk.click/discord :frogsiren:

EVE ECHOES: Like EO, but you can carry your pubbie tears in your pocket!

(I recommend using BlueStacks or a similar emulator to play when viable, unless you like mobile gaming. :pcgaming:

)

What are goons up to in EE?

FAQ!

Q: Will my 5 year old tablet run this game?
A: There is a chart of officially supported CPUs and minimum specs linked below. As they do more optimizations, it's getting better and better. It's already dropped from 4GB of RAM to 2GB and the list of supported CPUs has exploded. Look up the specs on your phone (google that poo poo, you heathen) and see what CPU it has. Look on the below list. If it's there, you're golden. If not, eh... Cross your fingers or throw your wallet at the problem.

Q: How many accounts can I have?
A: You can register with your Google or iCloud, Facebook, Twitter or email. Can you guess which is going to be more secure?

Q: Can I run this on my computer?
A: There has been no word yet on a stand-alone version for PC/Mac but there's no shortage of emulators out there and the devs have basically said that they don't care if you use them, but don't expect them to provide support if it isn't working out. Lots of goons have been using Bluestacks and similar to play.

Q: Is Echoes going to be P2W?
A: You can buy their ingame currency PLEX which is used to give you an "Omega Clone" for a month, increasing your passive skillpoint gain, or you can sell the PLEX to other players for Isk, the regular game money. It's not necessary to buy plex to enjoy the vast majority of what the game has to offer, and it's somewhat easy to get yourself the basic omega clone status by doing in-game stuff.

Q: Can I fly a titan?
A: Supercaps aren't in the game yet. Frieghters are the only cap ship in game, with dreads coming later this year. Right now, battleships are as big as it goes for shooting stuff.

Links:
Official EVE Echoes Server - https://discord.gg/eveechoes
EVE Echoes GOONS Server - https://honk.click/discord
Goosefleet Wiki - https://wiki.goosetools.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Ok, I'm in. Now what?

Fly spaceships, hang out, if you want to do something for the betterment of GOONS, just ask in discord and someone will give you a useful thing to do! WHEN IN DOUBT, PING SLIPPY!

Don't import drama from discord itt, tia!

Dieting Hippo posted:

https://clips.twitch.tv/LachrymoseOpenPoxPipeHype

WE HAVE ARRIVED
https://clips.twitch.tv/RelentlessShakingDumplingsKeyboardCat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJNR8YOkLQo

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# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 04:24

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 15:12

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

ThatEvilOne posted:

Reset the clock! Goosefleet OP

We have one calendar week.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 04:27

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

I will have you know that I am a pro at getting banks, wallets, not so much.

Colin Mockery posted:

are you supposed to sign up for a list to become the new leader or is it just a lottery system after the week ends?

The person who doesn't want to be space dictator the most becomes space dictator.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 04:31

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Ein Sexmonster posted:

I promise as leader I will melt down in extremely hilarious fashion.

I vote this man for space dictator.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 04:37

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Romeo Charlie posted:

Jazz why is it that you find yourself running these MMO games? Is the leadership pool in SA that shallow?

Specifically because I don't want to. People who want to lead never should.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 12:45

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

[HONK] Untitled Goosefleet

Just use Soviet propaganda with the goose photoshopped in.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 15:40

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Tremek posted:

Looks like this thread is corp-agnostic per Jazz, so fyi New corp and new thread is up, separating messaging and intent in the separate thread for everyone's sake.

Please stop. We're just trying to shoot spaceships together without pubbies.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 16:59

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Happysafer posted:

Sounds good, but if someone screws Goosefleet they're a Goosefucker, right?

Do not gently caress the geese.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 18:50

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Is this what EO was like? Grown adults getting mad about their internet space yacht empire?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 19:07

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Purity test question 1; do you fear jazz?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 20:01

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

[HONK] Goosefleet is now live.

Someone please be an officer so I can login as little as possible.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 23:34

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

No no it's fine the alliance can be HONK HAUS

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 00:02

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Uh this thread definitely endorses specific corporations.

General rule is, don't be an rear end in a top hat and don't get mad about internet space yachts.

Shoot everyone, don't bother jazz.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 04:04

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

MarcusSA posted:

Ok well that wasn’t my understanding when this thread was being created but it’s your show man.

Please don't confuse endorsing specific corps as hating or going after other goon corps. We should all be focused on killing pubbies.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 04:38

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

[COOP] Goosehaus

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 04:48

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Working to get the wiki back up for you duders.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 00:33

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

What would be the worst corp to give the wallet to when I inevitably quit?

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 13:03

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Demon Of The Fall posted:

That MAGA Corp we found

Make Space Goose Again.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 16:51

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Stealthgerbil posted:

i made a lovely bot for bluestacks that does highsec combat missions using OCR and stuff. hopefully i wont get banned before I iron out all the bugs and release it and also make a GUI.

This is the only way I'd play tbh.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 19:44

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Here, have a thing.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 00:41

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

We're already famous :honk:

# ¿ Sep 4, 2020 12:38

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Rust Martialis posted:

Yeah heads up to anyone coming to EE from EO, the goons in EE Goosefleet will kick you for stuff you can get away with saying in comms in EO.

Yeah imagine trying not to be shitlords and being inclusive. :ohdear:

# ¿ Sep 4, 2020 21:33

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Updated wiki stuff, updated HONK corp HQ, updated OP.

:honk:

# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 00:24

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Khris Kruel posted:

So today, we issued a bond to line members to fund us 1 billion isk to make an alliance.

After painstakingly depositing all the funds into the corp wallet to get the alliance, Jazz shows up to create the alliance.

so 43 hours for the alliance

# ¿ Sep 13, 2020 14:39

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

As an FYI, I didn't mess up the withdraw, Kris did.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 16:58

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Kabuki Shipoopi posted:

Gang tags? I hope I got the sizes right.

With coercer

without coercer

Hell yeah. Where's the mods?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 13:00

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Gimme that sweet sweet gang tag. Preferably under the tek9s one

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 04:20

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

corgski posted:

But yes, we are improving and trying to shed pubbies like this absolute winner:

Okay I might need to start paying more attention if only to mess with people like this.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2020 01:05

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

HONK.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 01:01

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Got with the janitor today and got wiki oauth set up through discord. You might have to login twice, but it works. :unsmith:

# ¿ Oct 4, 2020 00:38

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Kabuki Shipoopi posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJNR8YOkLQo

This is amazing and I love you.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2020 00:42

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

ThatEvilOne posted:

Celebratory gently caress Lowtax

# ¿ Oct 10, 2020 16:01

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

A peaceful transfer of power in 2020, amazing.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 00:53

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Radio Free Kobold posted:

jazz has stepped down as CEO. do we need a new thread?

Probably not

# ¿ Oct 15, 2020 17:42

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

The Shortest Path posted:

Our propaganda geese are extraordinarily on the ball with the little details, I'm impressed every single time something new gets made.

The discord emotes are really on-point too.

Everything about all of these is amazing. Time to buy a :goosedrugs: emote.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 07:04

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Did you all get banned???

# ¿ Nov 22, 2020 02:30

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

I love your new red text kris

# ¿ Nov 25, 2020 04:12

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Traveller posted:

Toilet EVE: my army or sycophants

# ¿ Nov 25, 2020 13:31

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Salisbury Snape posted:

I'm far too computer dumb to run a script or a bot on a pc let alone a mobile device.
As for reporting people for nothing, that's a lovely move. Also though it's the first I've heard about it.
It's not my lovely racist alliance, it just happens to be where my characters are. I don't condone lovely actions but I'm also not. Involved with the alliance or even the Corp outside of the odd gatecamp. Gently Caress Off has zero eu presence and alliance Ops are almost exclusively outside of my play time.
Netease may be pretty good with bans, but they have hosed up somewhere this time. I'm a legit player, same as with EO. Even if i was capable of running third party software to get an edge, what is the point? If I had bots or tps, maybe I would be running around in faction battleships and cruisers rather than slumming it in t6 cruisers for pvp.

Hanging out with racists even if you aren�t personally racist could be true, and you might not be racist! But it would make you a racist enabler, which is just as bad.

Fyad

# ¿ Nov 25, 2020 13:33

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 15:12

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Okay who did it? :colbert:

# ¿ Nov 26, 2020 16:00

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