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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Flirting with disaster
 
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vanisher

 Winking seductively at a train speeding towards me

* # ? Aug 31, 2020 22:09
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nut

 nice subprime mortgages... wouldn’t it be funny is they were AAA rated... ha ha I’m just teasing


unless...

* # ? Aug 31, 2020 22:12
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K_-D5B7DIg

* # ? Aug 31, 2020 22:34
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FutonForensic

 playfully licking a carbon rod


* # ? Aug 31, 2020 22:50
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
Crossing the road before the little green man :evilbuddy:



Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action


sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise


(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

* # ? Aug 31, 2020 22:57
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Crossing the streams with the guy in the urinal next to me

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

* # ? Aug 31, 2020 23:11
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
Posting sigs on in a grey forum :twisted:



Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action


sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise


(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

* # ? Aug 31, 2020 23:14
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Jaguars!


 Me att biker bar: Hey BB, U single

Biker Chick: No my man's in the toilet right now

Me: Let's go, my vespa's out the back

* # ? Aug 31, 2020 23:35
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
Staying up all night, reading, with a torch under my blanket :devil:



Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action


sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise


(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

* # ? Aug 31, 2020 23:38
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Prof. Crocodile

 you look familiar, do you come hear often? i say to the spinning industrial fan emblazoned with the words 'danger do not stick your junk in here'

* # ? Aug 31, 2020 23:59
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vanisher

 "Accidentally" brushing my hand on the cops dick while he arrests me

* # ? Aug 31, 2020 23:59
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vanisher

 Turning my sig off in BYOB :evilbuddy:

* # ? Aug 31, 2020 23:59
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 dating disaster

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

* # ? Sep 1, 2020 00:11
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xcheopis


 Me: What's my sign? 'Danger: Do not play on or around'
Him: Whoa, hot!

* # ? Sep 1, 2020 00:13
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nut

 disaster ahegao

* # ? Sep 1, 2020 00:20
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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Face down rear end up at a train speeding towards me

* # ? Sep 1, 2020 00:51
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FutonForensic

 spreading my butt wide at the incoming meteor with "land here ↓" written in lipstick on my back


* # ? Sep 1, 2020 01:02
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Escape From Noise

 Twerking at a hurricane

* # ? Sep 1, 2020 15:10
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frump truck

hello... again!

 standing right next to a tornado and stammering "c-come here often?"

* # ? Sep 1, 2020 15:19
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nut

 screaming up at the incoming meteorite: Did it hurt?

* # ? Sep 1, 2020 16:01
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frump truck

hello... again!

nut posted:

screaming up at the incoming meteorite: Did it hurt?

:eyepop: :D

* # ? Sep 1, 2020 16:05
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Macnult

 having my cheeks clapped by several OSHA violations

* # ? Sep 1, 2020 16:35
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Macnult posted:

having my cheeks clapped by several OSHA violations



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
* # ? Sep 1, 2020 18:49
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ClamdestineBoyster
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Reenacting the flim Titanic with my drinkin buddies. :wookie:

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* # ? Sep 1, 2020 19:24
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Prof. Crocodile

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Reenacting the flim Titanic with my drinkin buddies. :wookie:

patiently explaining to the police why i am floating on a door in a kiddie pool, blowing loudly on a whistle as empties bob in the water beside me.

* # ? Sep 1, 2020 20:35
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Manifisto


 *making bedroom eyes at the nuclear bomb* fat man? more like big boy, big boy


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Sep 2, 2020 00:00
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The Voice of Labor

 getting out of bed

* # ? Sep 3, 2020 19:46
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alexandriao


 co-eee! *waves hanky* if the nice hunky man with the loaded gun could point just a little to his left, ahhhh, thank you my strapping fine lad!

* # ? Sep 4, 2020 04:33
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barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFs8G0yOtfc


* # ? Sep 4, 2020 04:46
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