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kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
On the BBC note from earlier in the day, Amol Rajan has a column for the BBC where he idly muses on - among other things - the potential for Pigfucker to become the next Chairman of the BBC. Because the last couple of appointments have been Tory stooges.

He also acknowledges that the new stooge appointed to be Director-General is also a Tory, but massively downplays the fact, saying merely that the person who could fire him at a moment's notice had a "minor" role.

Thanks, BBC Media Editor Amol Rajan. Incisive commentary. In the words of your article "abolish the TV license".

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kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

I think you'll find we're actually doing quite reasonably compared to the era when you could literally indenture people and voting was restricted to five landlords and a pig.

I think there's enough evidence to suggest that renters are, in fact, indentured. They pay so much in rent in many places that there's no option but to keep renting (unless they can get a heap of money from somewhere). Where the end result is that they stay poor, and their landlords get very wealthy indeed.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

You don't become a tory because you're bright, but you do think you are, and because you're thick you have to assume everyone else is thicker, somehow.

Also, the only people who'll be reading that book are people who want to read all about what a fool Corbyn is. So why not embellish the living poo poo out of every story, if it gives you a better chance of one day joining the ranks of professional political pundit.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

CancerCakes posted:

Considering what happened to RLB, liking and commenting is potentially career ending so...

Her main problem was belonging to a party led by a the living embodiment of a wet fart who wouldn't dream of saying "Oh gently caress off you disingenuous cunts" at a bunch of disingenuous oval office 'journalists'

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
If anyone can stand to get even angrier, and you haven't yet read reports about the sex offender who murdered two women and kept their remains in a freezer, the BBC have got a piece that highlights what I'm sure are only a portion of the ways in which the Met Police completely hosed up

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
I don't know what you mean mate I read an article the other day by John Crace who said that Keer Sterner took a dump on Boris during PMQs and rubbed his face in it afterwards hahaha

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

keep punching joe posted:

Boris' default retort is TLOTO is an IRA supporter, hasn't yet moved on.

Yeah, except Keir was - on this occasion at least - able to point out that Boris made Claire Fox a peer, when she defended the Warrington bombing.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

Who the gently caress drinks five coffees a day every day you'd loving die in a week.

I went 2-3 years drinking anywhere between 5-9 strong cups a day, and I#m fome

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
I've said it before, Neil Coyle is almost certainly the "Labour MP" who spent the entirety of 2017/18/19 slagging Corbyn off in the Evening Standard.
He's also enough of a oval office to strap his baby into a harness for a photo op before he went out canvassing in 2017. Yeah, he's basically the same level of oval office as Boris Johnson.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
ronya posting about food... what is the world coming to?

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Advertising agencies were a bad idea

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
An earthquake with a magnitude 3.3 has been felt across several towns in England

quote:

Carly Jan Smith, 31, in Dunstable, said it was "really strong" and lasted for about two seconds. Her whole room went from "side to side", she said.

TFW you're so thick you don't even realise you're telling everyone how thick you are

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

radmonger posted:

Could we maybe compromise? Have someone set up a website where people could just send money to Tory donors directly, without having to go out and breathe pandemic.

That's what Housing Benefit is already, going by that tweet Jose posted on the last page.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

justcola posted:

I'm curious what those still in the party think.

I think he's a oval office

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
It's notable that the BBC's coverage of the restrictions is almost clinical in how little they comment on things. Even Laura "I suck Boris' balls" Kuenssberg's column steers well clear of editorialising.
Which, admittedly, isn't surprising since the only two possible editorial lines are 1) The British people are loving idiots for going out and socialising; or 2) The UK Govt is loving stupid for telling people it's okay to go out and socialise

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
I got 4 hours sleep last night, so I was looking forward to having a little nap on the train home.
Except two Irish kids got on and played a 'game' that involved each of them seeing how loudly they dared shout a random word in the carriage.
Then they got off and a man got on and sat opposite me with his mask nowhere near his mouth or nose and proceeded to have a shouted argument with someone on his phone - something about "the bottle" - for the remainder of the train journey home.

Oh, and despite the news about curbs to daily lives yesterday, there were fewer people wearing masks than I've seen the last couple of days.
gently caress this stupid loving country.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Maybe it comes from having grown up in London, but I rarely feel the need to actually press a button at lights unless 'directly on the other side of the road' is where I want to go. Normally, I'll just walk down the road a bit in the direction I want to go and try to stay aware in case a good time to cross appears.
I appreciate not everyone's able to do that, though.


Yeah, and gently caress try-hard cyclists who get pissed off if a pedestrian dares cross their line of sight.

[edit]
A Sunny Delight-coloured fascist is the 45th president of the United States of American which remains a bad idea

kingturnip fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Sep 10, 2020

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
I'm too fat/unfit to cycle all the way to work and back each day, and I'm too lazy to get what I'm pretty sure is a puncture in one of my tyres fixed in any event.
Also, I just renewed my travelcard for the month, and I'd be wasting money if I didn't get full value from it.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

gently caress me the comments :catstare:
https://twitter.com/HartleyHare2/status/1303962145357471744

"she would be racist like me if she hat do walk past the bad blacks"

Hasn't Brixton been gentrified to hell in the last 10-15 years?
Also, gotta love the bootlicking this massive racist is getting

kingturnip fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Sep 10, 2020

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
With the number of people getting on increasingly crowded trains without wearing masks, I doubt it'll be long before Nodnol gets hit hard.
Bonus points to the bored shitless police officer texting on his phone rather than actually paying any attention to the people coming into the Tube station on my way home. Bravo, shitwit.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Dogatron posted:

I find this in my job as a nurse. The three year training seems to filter out the laziest and workshy.

I have no problem with people taking it easy when there is no real work to do. If it's quiet- sure kick back and relax. If poo poo hits the fan I have a less than tolerant approach to people not even trying to pull their weight.

It depends on the job and workplace. I have no problem with workers being as lazy as possible in minimum wage jobs, I did the same when I was working minimum wage. When the consequences of your laziness means somebody has to wait longer for fast food- loving go for it. Less so when you are dealing with people's health and well being.

The profession I work in (within the NHS) doesn't pay particularly well given the high level of knowledge required, so I personally work under the assumption that if someone's willing to do the job, they're either interested in the work on an intellectual level or they're committed to helping the service users. Either way, my job as a manager is to leave them the gently caress alone if everything's going well and be available to help if things aren't going well.
Remote working has made things more difficult, but I'd still be a massive jobsworth if I didn't allow the people in my team a certain amount of leeway to have an unproductive day, or take a longer-than-usual lunch break.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Do you need new meds or something?

A bunch of thumbpeople racists waiting until Sadiq Khan walks out of City Hall to call him a oval office and shout at him, when it's Boris and the Tories (who most black cab drivers will cheerfully vote for) who've put in place the policies they oppose?
They hate him because he's Labour and because he's muslim. Saying it's because of "some specific grievance" is laughable

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Vitamin P posted:

If you're sincerely asking then anyone taking mental health medication or not is none of your loving business mate. It was probably just you being super woke but simultaneously doing an unfunny little ableist quip, that's extremely common, but if you were asking sincerely there's an answer.

You've contradicted yourself within just two sentences. They can't both hate him because he's Labour and muslim but also the the policies they oppose were actually put in place under Boris' mayoralship so gotcha! you're saying they dislike policies but then saying policies have nothing to do with it make your mind up.

My point was that - even by your usual standards - you've been an aggressive oval office the last couple of months. There's a bunch of posters in this thread who are open about having mental health needs; maybe you're one of the silent ones, maybe you don't have mental health needs and just feel like being a oval office more often than usual of late. Either way, I'm not going to feel bad about what I posted.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

Starmer's posturing is also predicated on the government somehow not being able to get it through on their own majority which I would be surprised about.

It's all about decorum.
Starmer's team clearly can't imagine that Boris wouldn't give his MPs the freedom to vote on their own principles (lol), or say to them: "Vote for me or I'll withdraw the whip and make sure none of the companies you work for get lucrative contracts".
The Tories have got a large majority, so they can afford to cut a few rebels loose if it'll force the rest to get in line. And between the fascists and the corrupts, there are still plenty who'll back him whatever he does.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Dogatron posted:

If socio economic conditions get worse, I imagine a there is a huge recruitment pool of young people that could be influenced by a few bitter old men.

I imagine there will be a increasing amount of unemployed young people soon.

Yeah. I guess the question is: who's in charge of those groups at the moment, how likely are they to be able to take advantage of economic conditions to be able to recruit people to their groups (i.e. how lucrative does smuggling to the mainland become) and how much effort does Westminster put into trying to keep an eye on what's going on.

If there's civil disorder elsewhere in the country, I can see MI5 getting tasked with identifying everyone nicking stationery from Smiths or setting fire to roundabouts in Chipping Norton, to the exclusion of other domestic matters.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Well that's certainly one way to take control of our borders

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Turbofucking the traffic in your core constituencies to own the libs

Fining your voters to own the libs

Sealing off Kent to own the libs

Turbofucking your own Brexit deal to own the libs



Is there anything - other than use condoms or apologise - that Boris won't do to own the libs?

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

justcola posted:

A friend of mine is against burqa's because he finds them oppressive. I am for them because people should be able to wear what they want, as what we wear stems from culture. Although on a deeper level I am against all traditions and identities and people should be able to be whatever they want.

What is a good book or writer I can read more into this? I can appreciate my friends point of view but feel I don't know enough about Islamic culture to make a decision.

The working view* I get from talking to muslim colleagues is that the intersection between cultural and religious factors is just really messy.
There's definitely some women dressing the way they do because of pressure from people around them (probably family), but it's a minority.

To add to what Jaeluni said, I've had colleagues (and service users) who've changed the way they dress after completing Hajj - I'm told the spiritual element of the pilgrimage can have a profound impact on how someone interacts with their faith; this might mean that they start wearing a veil, or that they go from having their head uncovered to wearing a hijab. I've also seen plenty of girls (primary-school aged) who wear a hijab because it's what all the women around them in their community wear. That skeeves some people out, given some of the religious reasons for 'covering up', but I don't personally care.


* - I've worked in an area with a substantial muslim population for 7 years and my understanding is growing all the time. I know enough to help new starters with a range of basic questions, but I still find myself asking muslim colleagues about things from time to time. Which they're usually happy to answer.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Isn't 'getting floppy' a standard non-violent protest tactic?




This took way too long to make

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
This is one of the most blatant examples of corruption while still falling within the rules.

quote:

Ex-Transport Secretary Chris Grayling has landed a £100,000 job advising the owner of some of the UK's top ports.
The Conservative MP is working for Hutchison Ports, which operates Harwich and Felixstowe among other terminals.
According to the MPs' register of financial interests, he will be paid for seven hours work a week for a year.
The appointment has been approved by a Whitehall watchdog despite it raising concerns of a "perceived risk" that it may give the firm an unfair advantage.
The Advisory Committee on Business Appointments said Mr Grayling had reassured them he would not be advising the company on its commercial maritime activities or risks and opportunities associated with Brexit.
The watchdog said the role would be limited to advising the firm, which also operates London Thamesport, on its environmental strategy and its engagement with local enterprise bodies.

Because what company would think that paying Chris 'loving Stupid' Grayling £100k per year for advice is in any way a good use of money?

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Imagine having no money, being at the point where you're going hungry at mealtimes to make sure that your children are fed.
Feeling as if you've failed them, that you're a burden to society, that you're a failure.






And then you walk into the Food Bank and see Pigfucker Cameron standing there ready to "help" you.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
The purpose of the crackdown is to drive down people's confidence in the NHS.
It's just another part of starving the beast

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

CoolCab posted:

mask use has actually skyrocketed in the past few weeks on public transportation in my observation. not only did everyone wear them, everyone wore them properly and on one occasion everyone staring at someone who had a peeking nose caused her to address it.

the public are doing their best. the schools make infection utterly inevitable.

My experience over the last couple of weeks is that probably 50% of people are actually bothering to wear a mask properly on public transport.
I'd say around 25% don't wear a mask at all and 25% have it covering their mouth but not their nose.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
The only thing Keir's 'strategy' has going for it is that Boris is the Prime Minister. When covid-1 is dealt with and the Tories kick Boris out of a window and usher in someone else, Keir's hosed.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
You should lurk more, Dogatron

The only reason the poor are getting hit with the "It's their fault" stick is because the Tories have hosed this all up in a frankly astoundingly massive way, and the press need a way to deflect.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Bobby Deluxe posted:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/global-...ab-global-en-GB

But yeah, yer da' will still insist that they do nothing.

I was thinking about a variation of this earlier today: that wearing a face mask properly will also give some protection from seasonal flu, since the typical strain usually has a preferred 'up the nose' temperature that it multiplies at. Wearing a mask and bathing your face in blistering mouth air all day is likely to raise the temperature of your nose somewhat, which will interfere with whatever process a virus multiplies by, which I can't remember because it's been a loooong time since GCSE Biology.
It won't do anything for the shitwits who keep their masks below their nose, which is a bonus, frankly.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
I assumed it was an Academy, and I was right

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Also, did anyone else see the story about Tory mayoral candidate and massive racist Shaun Bailey suggesting that the names of London Underground stations could be 'sold' to raise money.

What a oval office

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Cerv posted:

notably it didn't happen in the 8 years that we did have a Tory mayor and he could've signed off on it.

It kinda did happen, but no-one actually travels on the EmiratesTM Air Line, so everyone forgets it exists

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kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
I have to give my DBS details to any school I visit - well, if they remember to ask, and most of them do these days - and generally if you're visiting enough that the staff recognise you on sight, someone's going to notice if your name isn't on the Safeguarding log.

Really, the issue is that Academies are a law unto themselves in many ways. And the conflicts of interest that crop up all the loving time whenever anyone starts really digging through the way they spend or make their money would be a massive red flag if 'getting rich' wasn't the whole point of the exercise.

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