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Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Hello!

I have a problem of quoting shows, games, movies, etc. with no context and then people don't know what's going on. Anyway, that's all this thread is for. Post malformed, unfinished thoughts, quotes without context, neat dialogue in your mind, etc.

It's kind of like the joke thread only it doesn't have to be funny or attempt to be funny.

Thanks!


"I'll show you a half a foot!"

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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
Where we're going we won't need eyes to see.



Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Oh that's right.... I shot you!

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
It's an expression


...A robot expression

alnilam

i think weirdly often of janusz from ghostbusters 2 saying "Bring the baby!"



ty manifisto

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

alnilam posted:

i think weirdly often of janusz from ghostbusters 2 saying "Bring the baby!"

Khanstant
Captain I'd like to announce the birth of a large baby something.

Prof. Crocodile

let me tell you about the birds and the bees: the bees make honey and then the birds try to have sex with them.

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
That's not a knoife

this is a knoife



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Macnult

when losing in a videogame i sometimes like to say “drat, we’re in a tight spot!” like george clooney does in O Brother, Where Art Thou?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


We're gonna need a bigger boat

Khanstant
the gods know what you've done

nut

do I make u horny ya

nut

one millionaire dollars

nut

smoke and a pancake

nut

get in my belly

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
"Show me... SAND the FLOOR!"

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Prof. Crocodile

at work i sometimes say 'looks like things are getting too spicy for the pepper' as a mild, teasing insult. there is one lady who gets it, and the past few times i've said it she has started cracking up.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
picking up the check at dinner and saying, "I've got it covid" :smuggo:

Ass-penny

prepuce repurposed posted:

picking up the check at dinner and saying, "I've got it covid" :smuggo:

lmao

Also, Zurtilik, I live my life like that too. I'll be back with references later, I'm just saying I know what that's like.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
You can have any beer you want, so long as it's Corona.

It's the one thing Toretto* and me have in common


*Until they switched to bud light in that treacherous F8 movie.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
All the Baldwins are Dead?!?!

Prof. Crocodile

Zurtilik posted:

All the Baldwins are Dead?!?!

we have Alec Baldwin! all they have is Stephen Baldwin! they might as well not even have a Baldwin!

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Prof. Crocodile posted:

we have Alec Baldwin! all they have is Stephen Baldwin! they might as well not even have a Baldwin!

What's the source of this one?


Edit: The Sampsons.

Escape From Noise

I teach the truth to the youth, I say, "hey youth
Here's the truth, better start wearing bulletproof"



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


We don't care about the nothing

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Baaabiees! Get your babies here! Can't get on a life boat without a baby!

Escape From Noise

Science FICTION!

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Overall enthusiasm! Overall enthusiasm! Overall enthusiasm!


Yeeee hawwww!

Escape From Noise

You can help me suck it!

Wait. No. That made it sound like I was sucking it and I would need your help, which I wouldn't need because...WHAT I'M ON HERE IS VERY DANGEROUS!

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Wipe this pathetic planet from the face of the galaxy!

killer crane

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

that's the beauty of it! it doesn't do anything

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Get the bag hutch. Holds up to 12 bags!

Wow honey, where did all the loving bags go?!

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Escape From Noise

Oh! I dropped my MAGNUM CONDOM for my MONSTER DONG!

nut

groovy baybay ya

take the moon

by sebmojo
puroresu promos:

whats the matter??? came to fight a madman and instead found a god???

dont like it? i dont care! don't like me? i don't care! dont speak english? i dont care!!!

i love all you idiots just the way you are... in the palm of my hand!!!

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take the moon

by sebmojo
e: actually song lyrics are personal

take the moon fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Sep 6, 2020

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