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Chumlee: Say, that's a nice gun- do you mind if I take a look at it?
NUT: HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA KEEP IT?
Chumlee: That's against the law, I either have to make you an offer on it and pay you or give it back.
NUT!: ALRIGHT, HERE!
Chumlee: Hmm, it's in pretty good shape- it has all the original serial numbers, were you looking to sell it or pawn it?
NUT!!: I WAS LOOKING TO STICK YOU UP!
Chumlee: Well, I'm afraid I don't have a good counteroffer for you, so by law I have to hand you your property back **hands NUT!!! back his gun**
Big Hoss: Chumlee, why the hell did you give the robber of the store his gun back?
Old Man: Geeze, Chumley. I just can't believe you did that just now
Rick: **laughing his rear end off** HOW ARE ANY OF YOU SURPRISED!
NUT!!!!!!: ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO YELL AND I'M LEAVING NOW BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY!
Chumlee: Let's go, I'll make sure you get away!
Rick: **literally falls on the floor, rolls around turning redder and redder laughing**
Big Hoss: Welp, there they go- Chumley just helped that guy into his car and drove off with him
Rick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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RICK FROM PAWN STARS: So here's the thing. I love this stick up. I mean it's a real authentic looking experience, the gun looks real, you've got the little sack with the dollar sign on, the little bandit mask, I mean this is just a great ensemble and I'd love to have it in my shop, and my stick up guy came by and, well, you know, it looks good.
*sucks teeth, sighs*
But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass. This is just a super super niche collector's item and I'd be losing money just by having it in my shop, I'm sorry.
*presses silent alarm and the cops come in and haul you off to jail*
   
       
  
 
   
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