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neighbor: you hear joe shot his woman down? jimi: *sweating* really? that’s craaaazy |
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jimi: hey joe, i heard you shot your woman down joe: yeah man, i told you i was going to this morning jimi: pshh.. no you did not joe: so i guess everyone in this town is a liar huh |
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Sep 5, 2020 21:19
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Sep 5, 2020 21:23
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joe hosed up by telling me beforehand and now he's getting premeditated murder, said the joker 2 the thief
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prepuce repurposed posted:joe hosed up by telling me beforehand and now he's getting premeditated murder, said the joker 2 the thief said the joeker to the thief |
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Sep 5, 2020 21:35
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detective: any leads on where he’s headed jim? word is that he spoke with you last before vanishing jimi: uhhh... ssssouth.... detective: south? jimi: yea *tuning a string* way down detective: way down south. how far down? jimi: way down s-fuckin uhhh like down south to mex- look man im trying to write an album here |
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jimi hendrix serving his own poetic justice by writing a song about a guy who can never admit that the song is about him because he’ll be arrested |
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being potentially implicated in the crime, jimi visits the murder scene where he burns all the evidence while kneeling beside it and doing that cool thing where it looks like he’s summoning the fire or whatever
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according to what i've read on reddit joe's woman was a "karen" so she deserved to get shot as she was subhuman and... ok reddit also says that many other types and groups of people should die so i'm with the op that jimi should have stopped him |
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Sep 5, 2020 22:57
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Goddamnit Joe, what the gently caress? You really shouldn't have done that Joe, gently caress. Anyway, see you later I've got a song to write. |
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Sep 5, 2020 23:46
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Jimi: Hey, Joe Joe: Yeah? Jimi: Nah, never mind. I got a mountain I need to chop down with the edge of my hand https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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In a prescient joe timeloop plot twist extravaganza, his old lady was a frackin toaster and he saved millions of egyptians eventually or something |
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Jimi: Hey Joe...where you goin with that gun in your hand? Joe: Hello Jimi Hendrix. I'm going to murder my wife, Mrs. Joe, with this gun in my hand. Jimi: *Ace Ventura voice* Allllllrighty theeeeeen
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Sep 6, 2020 21:04
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Barco Fiesta posted:Jimi: Hey Joe...where you goin with that gun in your hand?
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Sep 6, 2020 21:16
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Hello 911. There's been menacing buildup for the last minute and I just heard a wicked guitar solo through the wall. I'm really scared |
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Sep 6, 2020 22:33
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Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down johnny cash admits it from inside a goddamn prison!! he could not have made this easier for the law and they let him leave!!
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Sep 7, 2020 04:21
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so tired of shooting my women down. I miss the good ol days
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Sep 7, 2020 04:36
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uhhh j/k that was in poor taste I definitely didn't shoot another one down haha |
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Sep 7, 2020 04:38
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Keep thinking about the concept of this thread and laughing |
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Sep 7, 2020 04:42
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Whatever it is, this thread put a spell on me |
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guy at bar: hey jimi! you hear what happened to joe? crazy poo poo huh? jimi (nervously): ha ha yeah. wild. guy: hey didn't you have a song about- jimi: *reaches over and passionately makes out with the guy*
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band manager backstage @ woodstock: jimi! the police are gonna be here any minute to ask you about what happened to joe! I sure hope you didn't let him play that stratocaster, cause if you did, we're never gonna be able to destroy it on time! jimi *looking at can of gasoline* i have an idea....
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detective in the interrogation room: Jimi, we just wanna solve this crime, that's all jimi: ok ok fine, I'll help detective; great, okay. So this Joe character, tell us more jimi: what about him? detective: where did he come from? where did he go?
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prepuce repurposed posted:uhhh j/k that was in poor taste I definitely didn't shoot another one down haha haha those were the days when we were shooting our women down. cant do it anymore though, you know, responsibilities and such. those were good times though. haha maybe ill shoot another down, for old times sake, you know? haha ---------------- |
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alnilam posted:Keep thinking about the concept of this thread and laughing *steps out of a purple haze* i am.. a conceptual poster |
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jimi hendrix setlist at joe’s old lady’s funeral: amazing grace amazing grace (slow return) amazing grace blues voodoo amazing grace amazing purple grace thanks joe, i think (amazing grace extended) |
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jimi: did she tell you the name of the man? joe: no. jimi: and i suppose if you shoot her, she will be unable to tell you the name of the man? joe: yeah i guess if i do this, i'll never learn who the other man was. jimi: so you didn't like, maybe catch a glimpse of the other man as he was running out of the house? joe: all i know is he had big hair and he was holding an instrument of some kind. maybe a guitar, i'm not sure. jimi: lot of guitar players in this town. hard to narrow that down. joe: its definitely one of the down sides of this impulsive action i'm about to take, that i will never be able to get revenge on the man. jimi: ok, well good luck then. joe: thank you. jimi: surprise her. you don't want her to say anything potentially upsetting before she dies. joe: good idea. you know what jimi, you're all right. jimi: see you later. ---------------- |
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Barco Fiesta posted:Jimi: Hey Joe...where you goin with that gun in your hand? ---------------- |
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cda posted:based on this post jimi could write a song about me coming for you and no one would convict me 
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Jaguars! posted:Hello 911. There's been menacing buildup for the last minute and I just heard a wicked guitar solo through the wall. I'm really scared |
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Cop: Hello Jimi Hendrix, we are the police. We want to ask you some questions about the murder of Mrs. Joe. Jimi Hendrix: *sweating* I uh *lights guitar on fire* oh no look what happened aaaaaah 
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Jimi, why did you stop Joe! You knew what he was going to do! I tried, man! But Joe's old lady lives on the other side of town and, you know, this cross town traffic... |
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Detective: What were you doing when Mrs Joe was shot? Jimi: Playing guitar. With my teeth. Detective, frowning while writing in notebook: mmhm, I see. Now, please explain the machine gun we found in your discography |
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FutonForensic posted:Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds I think you'll find that he got 99 years in the Folson pen, 99 years underneath that ground
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