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Macnult

jimi: hmm, i think joe is going to kill his old lady, based on what he told me. i should tell someone about this...
*hits a sick bluesy riff*
jimi: ...in a little bit

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Macnult

neighbor: you hear joe shot his woman down?
jimi: *sweating* really? that’s craaaazy

Macnult

jimi: hey joe, i heard you shot your woman down
joe: yeah man, i told you i was going to this morning
jimi: pshh.. no you did not
joe: so i guess everyone in this town is a liar huh

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prepuce repurposed posted:

joe hosed up by telling me beforehand and now he's getting premeditated murder, said the joker 2 the thief

said the joeker to the thief

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detective: any leads on where he’s headed jim? word is that he spoke with you last before vanishing
jimi: uhhh... ssssouth....
detective: south?
jimi: yea *tuning a string* way down
detective: way down south. how far down?
jimi: way down s-fuckin uhhh like down south to mex- look man im trying to write an album here

Macnult

jimi hendrix serving his own poetic justice by writing a song about a guy who can never admit that the song is about him because he’ll be arrested

Macnult

alnilam posted:

Keep thinking about the concept of this thread and laughing

*steps out of a purple haze*
i am.. a conceptual poster

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Macnult

jimi hendrix setlist at joe’s old lady’s funeral:

amazing grace
amazing grace (slow return)
amazing grace blues
voodoo amazing grace
amazing purple grace
thanks joe, i think (amazing grace extended)

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