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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > kinda messed up that nobody tried to stop joe in that one jimi hendrix song
 
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
guy at bar: hey jimi! you hear what happened to joe? crazy poo poo huh?
jimi (nervously): ha ha yeah. wild.
guy: hey didn't you have a song about-
jimi: *reaches over and passionately makes out with the guy*



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* # ¿ Sep 7, 2020 07:02
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
band manager backstage @ woodstock: jimi! the police are gonna be here any minute to ask you about what happened to joe! I sure hope you didn't let him play that stratocaster, cause if you did, we're never gonna be able to destroy it on time!
jimi *looking at can of gasoline* i have an idea....



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* # ¿ Sep 7, 2020 07:07
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Jaguars! posted:

Detective: What were you doing when Mrs Joe was shot?

Jimi: Playing guitar. With my teeth.

Detective, frowning while writing in notebook: mmhm, I see. Now, please explain the machine gun we found in your discography



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* # ¿ Sep 8, 2020 19:15
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > kinda messed up that nobody tried to stop joe in that one jimi hendrix song