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1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
No, you simply advertised "endless wings", and that is the exact terminology on the menu, and the terminology I used to request the wings. You did not stipulate that they were endless on the condition that I not strip the meat off of several wings to feed to my dog, and continue to collect more chicken. The wings were provided as is, and -- you cannot simply breach the social contract by inventing restrictions on the use of the endless wings that I paid for, that you agreed to accept my money in exchange for, by presuming to dictate to me as if under Communism, what I choose to see fit to do with these wings which are now, by common law and basic reason, my property and not yours.

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1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Unbelievable. This is just -- Happy Hour does not end when you choose to ring up my Manhattan, but when I request the drink. You did not at any point, not at any time, provide me with the Terms of Service for this bar that would, in any way, any way at all, justify your outrageous interpretation of the commonly accepted rules of Happy Hour, unchanged since the times of Pliny the Elder, that a bar patron pays one less unit of currency, in our case a United States dollar, for an alcoholic beverage. Frankly this is the kind of, just total disregard for the definitions of language and shared concepts, that I might expect to find in a gay bar with certain radical interpretations of gender roles, not in a traditionally Western establishment with road signs hanging over the doorway. I mean, when I see the first dollar bill you made framed on the wall, I tend to assume this is the kind of bar and restraurant where, frankly, and I don't know how else to make this clear, we all share certain assumptions that one plus one equals two. Clearly that's not the case here. *turns to camera* This is a liberal, anarchist restaurant and you shouldn't come here.

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
*taking a miserable, painful poo poo at 3 AM* Let's be clear, first of all, that the bass filet I consumed was reasonably prepared. You cannot, hngngnngggngngngngnffffffffUCK! OH GOD you will not convince me that the safety procedures I witness were insufficiently HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG *plapaapalpalpalplp*

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