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Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Weed Man

Weapon: Fires pellets of concentrated Weed Energy from his buster, Smoke Screen
Weakness: a job

Weed Man was once an ordinary robot who was made for testing weed until he was reprogrammed to kill via chill. His weed is so potent it can even get robots high as gently caress.

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Bus Driver Man

Weapon: Buses of all makes
Weakness: Don't talk to him

Bus Driver Man knows everything there is to know about buses. He is constantly trying to drive his bus directly into Mega Man but he will stop for any passenger even if they're not at a designated bus stop because he believes everyone should be able to ride the bus : )

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FutonForensic

Too Spicy Man

Weapon: Eats everything
Weakness: Vulnerable when complaining about everything being "too spicy"

after being openly mocked by the golden corral staff after he complained that the mustard greens were "too spicy," dr. wily invented Too Spicy Man to make himself feel better by comparison. eggs. lemonade. wood chips. nothing's Not Too Spicy for Too Spicy Man


The Voice of Labor

DONG MAN

a mild mannered accounting bot, small thin body, big oval head with huge robot spectacles. created to audit dr. light, megaman and crew out of existence

weakness: bullets

nut

My Uncle Biff

Weapon: his "walloping arm"
Weakness: his significantly weaker other arm

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

FutonForensic posted:

Too Spicy Man

Weapon: Eats everything
Weakness: Vulnerable when complaining about everything being "too spicy"

after being openly mocked by the golden corral staff after he complained that the mustard greens were "too spicy," dr. wily invented Too Spicy Man to make himself feel better by comparison. eggs. lemonade. wood chips. nothing's Not Too Spicy for Too Spicy Man

<3

The Voice of Labor posted:

DONG MAN

a mild mannered accounting bot, small thin body, big oval head with huge robot spectacles. created to audit dr. light, megaman and crew out of existence

weakness: bullets

<3

nut posted:

My Uncle Biff

Weapon: his "walloping arm"
Weakness: his significantly weaker other arm

<3

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
ButtTheShit Man

Dr. Wily created the messiah only to seal him away knowing humanity would be lost w/o him

Weakness: posting

The Voice of Labor

Man Man

he's a man's man man. ripped physique (never skips robot leg day), the freddiest mercuriest of mustaches and a xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

he will overwhelm megaman with his megaMANness

strength: too much man

weakness: too much man

e: boss battle music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lp_e4wUnz4

The Voice of Labor fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Sep 10, 2020

Finger Prince


Wo-Man

Weapon: absorbent shield - absorbs all incoming attacks, then can launched back at the attacker.
Nintendo Power Insider Tip: use Liquid Man's blue liquid attack to knock out her shield!

Oringinally created by Dr. Wily to be his girlfriend, he soon took her leaking of blue fluid for granted and abandoned her in a dungeon with all the crates of absorbent pads he bought for her. (he's kind of a dick, that Dr. Wily)

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
High Blood Pressure Man

Weapon: swallowed beta blockers and blood thinners allow him to sell plasma like crazy. shoots coins

Weakness: Wendy's Breakfast beam, etc. (all fast food weapons recommended)

The Voice of Labor

minute man

power: he's very, very small. small enough to wreck mega man from the inside.

weakness: he is so small he will never ever make it to mega man

FutonForensic

slut man

he's a big slut but in that sex positive 2020 way. he weak for that D or P. his robo body is a sexual garden of carnal produce. but stay away mega man, once you get a bite of that juicy robot "turnip," you'll be coming back for seconds

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Roll with a gun

Dr. Wily gave Roll a gun and she's fully licensed kill

Prof. Crocodile

bursitis man

weapon: bursibeam, which causes painful swelling in knees and elbows
weakness: icy hot topical ointment

although he is frail and slow, bursitis man's bursibeam will significantly weaken mega-man's joints, making it nearly impossible for him to climb super long ladders or jump from one tiny block to another.

Khanstant
Harrier Tub Man, part-jet, part-tub, part-robot, all civil rights advocate

Khanstant

different robot master unnamed

The Voice of Labor

megaman 2020 suggested stage order

bidetman
poopman
noseman
truffleman
walletman
billman
spiritman
capitalismman

Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
TIT MAN VS rear end MAN

frump truck

hello... again!

Hey Man

google THIS

A Maaaaaaaan

Weapon: His body (which is pretty strong)
Weakness: Can't help but love you so

If he had his choice of matter he would rather be with cats, all engrossed in mental chatter showin' where your mind is at

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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Acid Reflux Man

Weapons: Omeprazole, Tums

Weaknesses: Tomatoes, chocolate, anything sugary or acidic really.

High on the hog, 90's style.

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