Good names for racing horses

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The Kentucky Derby has recently passed, which made me think, maybe I should get into this whole horse racing thing myself! But before I dive into all of that, obviously the most important part of getting involved is coming up with a really great name for your horse. This is where I'm hoping BYOB can come in. I'll share a few of my own, plz feel free to share some of your own.

I was thinking maybe My Wife's Boyfriend, or I maybe go with something more traditional like My Wife Made Me Choose Between A Horse and A Lambo, I Chose the Horse!

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# ? Sep 11, 2020 13:13

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FutonForensic

All American Whopper
Tall Boy
Crystal Clear
My First Willy
Lollicocks
So Real 8 Inch Realistic Dildo

# ? Sep 11, 2020 13:37

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Expensive Lawnmower
Regular Speed Pisser

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# ? Sep 11, 2020 13:47

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Sweet Willy Rollbar

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# ? Sep 11, 2020 13:52

Escape From Noise

Kentucky Derby Triple Crown Winner

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# ? Sep 11, 2020 14:12

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Two Guys In A Horse Costume

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# ? Sep 11, 2020 14:33

Escape From Noise

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Two Guys In A Horse Costume

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# ? Sep 11, 2020 14:35

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Insane and very wonderful

# ? Sep 11, 2020 14:37

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

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Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

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# ? Sep 11, 2020 15:11

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I'm Cloppin' Here!

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# ? Sep 11, 2020 15:12

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Bonnie And Clydesdale

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# ? Sep 11, 2020 15:32

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The Other Red Meat

Cows Can't Run Fast

My Jockey Sucks

Hoof R. Ted

Hung Like a Jury

Five Legs

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# ? Sep 11, 2020 15:38

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This Horse? Oh, You Don't Want to Know About This Horse

# ? Sep 11, 2020 16:10

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-Big Horse Energy
-A Horse Is a Horse Of Course, Of Course Unless Of Course That Horse Doesn't Win This Race
-Sorry For Whispering It's Just That I'm a Little Horse
-Kid's College Fund

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