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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Putting cold, raw ingredients on a pizza can absolutely work. It can create interesting contrasts and textures.

I used to work at a place and we made a BLT pizza that just had bacon and cheese (no sauce) baked on. Hit it with mayo, lettuce and tomatoes after baking. It wasn't on the menu but we made it for us all the time.

a buffet trick is to get a slice of pep and put some cottage cheese on top. it's alright.

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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canned tuna can make a decent pizza topping on like a cheap frozen pizza or something but you gotta get it dry as you can first and not layer on shitloads of it. get it toasty in the oven and it's p edible.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Big Beef City posted:

OI GOVNA!?
FAHNCY AH SLOOICE TA WARSH DAWN YAR CHO-CO-LATE?!



OI'S EVEN GOT THE OL SLABBY PLOPS ONNIT DONNIT!

the ghost of pigs past

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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if you're at a buffet a dumb pizza trick is to get a slice and put some cottage cheese on top

it's not awful

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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looks like a full size pizza made from pizza lunchables

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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what else is in the teaches of pizzches?

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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uber_stoat posted:

tfw the Mestre breaks out the Catupiry gun.



hahahaha gently caress

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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shadow puppet of a posted:

Sorvetes Ray in Itaituba does a stewed meat / canned dog food pizza that the local people apparently go wild for.

there's a place in the peoria, IL area that had a lot of rumors about "dog food cans in their dumpster" or something ages ago and thus their regular hamburger pizzas are sometimes referred to as dogfood pizza.

it's good tho.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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man i could eat the gently caress out of one of those right about now, drat

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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pizza mimics

Light Gun Man
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Aardvark! posted:

at least this one appears to be on the floor, where it belongs, lmao





yeah the forest floor, where it's toppings were all collected

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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come on down to Pizza Labyrinth

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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those look like AI generated food collages or something. my brain refuses to process them correctly.

Light Gun Man
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there's a standalone a&w in my town, with the drive up and all that. it's kinda nice.

no long johns within like an hour though, which sucks.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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lol @ tiny pretzel

Light Gun Man
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tuna pizza can be alright, but not like that

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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gentlegoons, behold

https://store.steampowered.com/app/851330/Pizza_Connection_3__Pizza_Creator/




also, while i'm posting other people's stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRPnkoRPwHo&t=348s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75gegQirTu8

Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at 19:17 on May 15, 2022

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Cartoon Man posted:

Time for the thread to pass judgement:

https://i.imgur.com/LrhbWrC.mp4


My verdict?


Would

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT37IyTJQy4

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

Pizza should not be taller than it is wide

this might be an actual pizza rule most everyone can agree on

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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dr_rat posted:

Probably cheating but:



Could work.

i meant like, the rules for what constitutes a pizza. that is clearly a stack of multiple pizzas, which is probably a little messy but hey, fine.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Soul Dentist posted:

That's obviously a cheese pie add 26 supremes 'zas as toppings so the rule applies

pizza continues to be surprisingly philosophical

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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dr_rat posted:

It's actually obviously a single pizza with a "stack of multiple pizza" topping. Under the ancient rules of pizza this still clearly counts as a single pizza!

:hmmyes:

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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live action Akira effects looking good

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Captain Hygiene posted:

The Mestre would not approve

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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cottage cheese on a slice of pepperoni is a buffet protip

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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glad i'm not the only one who always thinks of that

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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hey, what gives? i ordered my beef left

Light Gun Man
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that's more like it!

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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would

Light Gun Man
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I too love pizza and women

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Silent Hill 2 & 3 crossover

Light Gun Man
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celery as a topping might work if it was like a peanut butter sauce

Light Gun Man
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taking the american flag design in a bold new direction

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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yeah whomst amongst us hasn't made weird bullshit out of the three ingredients we have handy at 3 am

Light Gun Man
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Dokapon Findom posted:

Enjoy your Gentle Likpizza, OP

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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what if the blade is just all plain dough with nothing in it

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there's a bit in one of the TMNT movies from the last decade about a 100 cheese pizza and it makes me wonder if such a thing could be done and if I would even be any good

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Light Gun Man
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so at least 111 cheeses is possible, amazing. what could the upper limits of cheese numbers be, hmm.

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