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pictured here, Doktor Oetker as he is struck by an inspiration for his next pizza project.
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Feb 27, 2021 21:00
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i butt chug vegetables like God intended.
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Mar 5, 2021 20:59
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"nyaaaahhh what's up doc?" i say as my ravenous rear end in a top hat deep throats a carrot.
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Mar 5, 2021 21:58
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i looked at the replies of the official pizza hut account where they announced this thing and all the replies are people complaining about how lovely it is.
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Mar 6, 2021 16:55
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shadow puppet of a posted:You have to have it your way in Santarém! a cataclysm of moistness. i am laid low.
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Mar 7, 2021 19:53
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i'd gently caress that up. might give me bowel cancer, thems the breaks.
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Mar 8, 2021 22:13
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Mozi posted:
load-bearing mayonnaise.
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Mar 11, 2021 20:17
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it comes with a bucket of ranch that you soak it in so you don't choke on it.
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Mar 27, 2021 16:39
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why does the pizza have nodules.
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Apr 12, 2021 22:06
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you have been visited by the ghost of Pizzaria Batepapo. you must say "stay safe, pizza ghost" or else Dos Santos will take your head and put it on a pizza.
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TontoCorazon posted:Batepapo is a loving mad man, he needs to be stopped i read an article about him. not to subtract from the mystique or anything but he's just a stone cold marketeer who realized you could apply the power of click bait to the concept of pizza.
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Apr 13, 2021 16:59
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a false crab, a shameful crab.
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Apr 14, 2021 21:31
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love to make pizza using civil war hardtack as crust.
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Apr 17, 2021 16:27
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I'd eat the poo poo out of that. this made me think of the Sausage Youtube guy because i was wondering if he had tried making a pizza sausage yet and OF COURSE HE HAS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBsVY2Nb-FU
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Apr 17, 2021 19:07
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caeser's is garbage but the whole point is you can get in and out of there with a pizza in a few minutes. sometimes you're in the mood for fast trash.
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Apr 17, 2021 22:11
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I've heard Scandinavians put banana on pizza and I kinda wanna try it. Banana is definitely my most commonly eaten fruit. the Swedes got ahold of bananas less than a century ago and they were driven collectively insane by them. https://theculturetrip.com/europe/sweden/articles/how-bananas-changed-swedish-food/
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Apr 17, 2021 23:20
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we got the crust and sauce base down which is the main thing. so now i guess just slop some pesto on there, handful of uh maybe basil, maybe it's just leaves off a bush from outside. we're all out of cheese so gently caress it.
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Apr 18, 2021 16:42
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their Corn Tech corpus is far in advance of ours.
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Apr 19, 2021 00:34
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AHH F/UGH posted:All of the worst pizza that I can remember eating was in my three years living in South Korea. One time I got a flyer for a pizza that was barbecue chicken in the middle, with a ring of double chocolate chip cookie around the edge. Just imagining the flavor of BBQ sauce and chocolate cookie, my god Korea is a land of contrasts. some Korean food is the absolute best but then they'll change it up on ya and god help you when they do.
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Apr 19, 2021 03:42
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i'd eat a big god drat wad of the pizza cake and then i would crawl under my bed and die.
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Apr 21, 2021 02:19
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maybe? https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1386811625773076482?s=20
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Apr 27, 2021 01:02
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the replies on the tweet refer to it "ohio valley" style. the ohio valley is a haunted place populated by howling ghosts.
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Apr 27, 2021 15:31
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Truth be told, one can do far worse than Sysco pizza (e.g. this entire thread) yeah i'd rather eat industrial factory pizza than some of the more hideous bespoke creations in here.
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Apr 27, 2021 16:03
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if you're drunk enough you won't notice you burned your mouth until you wake up the next day. get in there cheese-ailures.
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Apr 28, 2021 14:54
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Apr 28, 2021 23:58
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Pennywise the Frown posted:70s Dinner Party seems like a top tier twitter account. everything they post is anti food porn. the 70s were a profoundly hideous decade in most ways.
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Sir John Falstaff posted:Apparently this is something called "Altoona-style" pizza: i have seen some heinous "regional" pizza in here before but this is breathtaking.
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Apr 29, 2021 23:18
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i don't even know what i'd do if they plopped that thing down on the table in front of me.
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Apr 30, 2021 00:05
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:It’s because they were rare in the US for a long time so they got hyped up. Now that they’re everywhere it’s just crazy how fast takis became ubiquitous. there's as many purple takis in there as doritos now.
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May 1, 2021 15:44
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I liked when Anakin killed all the Yuenglings Takis are from a Mexican food corp, it's just that recently they have become popular in the states. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bli2tifUQEs uber_stoat fucked around with this message at 17:17 on May 1, 2021 |
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May 6, 2021 19:07
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pizza gore.
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May 7, 2021 00:48
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May 11, 2021 06:51
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AHH F/UGH posted:Batepapo: "We have such sights to show you" haha, that was where my mind went straight away. 
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May 12, 2021 18:37
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Also if a pizza does this, its fukken raw "if the crust is real floppy, your work is quite sloppy."
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:That's what Dutch is. yeah, as an English speaker i always thought Dutch looked like an the text of an email you'd get from someone at 2am and it's clear they were completely drunk when they wrote it.
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May 17, 2021 23:29
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i feel like Yuka should be an honorary thread mascot. she'd eat any of the poo poo in here.
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BigBadSteve posted:Pro-click. I'd never have thought such a small person could eat such a large pizza in one sitting. do a deep dive on her channel. she is an inhuman eating machine and i think she may break the laws of physics in certain ways.
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