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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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pacerhimself posted:

It's just grape crush but in French

I think that's just wine.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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https://twitter.com/knotts/status/1443762103572119552

Is it a pizza? Is it a burger? It definitely seems like a heart attack waiting to happen at least.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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MrYenko posted:

…I’d jump on this grenade.

Let's be honest, I probably would too.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Barudak posted:

Hello, Mestre? Yes, I'd like to order half broccoli half filth pizza

What? Eww, no; I just want half cat poo poo on the pizza, the other half broccoli.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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mtcr posted:

Here's some Papa John's from my university that someone posted on our subreddit.


Tell your friend they should get that lanced, it looks infected.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/lPhmE2r.gifv

There is no way that this won’t destroy your waffle iron with all that sauce and cheese. Cleanup would be a nightmare. No way it all stays perfectly contained in the pizza dough crust, that poo poo will leak out and wreck your iron.

You're trying to make one right now, aren't you?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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ekuNNN posted:

leave the audio off unless you really like terrible tiktokers going "oh wow!" over and over.
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r1vycdIOpD1r0uzl6.mp4

Hang on; Wouldn't drilling that deep into the epoxy pierce through to the pizza and make the whole endeavour pointless because oxygen can get into it and rot it?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Putting the "Dom" in Dominoes.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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nesamdoom posted:

I prefer duck over turkey, but also wouldn't want it on pizza.
Smashed potates, stuffing, and gravy on top would be good tho.

A friend of mine told me about a thanksgiving pizza they made with stuffed-crust that used actual stuffing as well as gravy, turkey, etc, for toppings. By all accounts it was apparently loving delicious.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Aardvark! posted:

you made me curious.

pizza a la france


Oh god; It looks like a facehugger clawed its way out to leap at one of the unfortunate pizza-eaters.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Depending on the filling in the ravioli I could see that last one actually tasting pretty good. Just a burst of sauce and/or meat as you bite into them.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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I think they're just cultivating a garden on the dough base at that point.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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uber_stoat posted:

Lo! And behold! He is risen!



Praise Pizzus!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Look; Little Timmy tried real hard at making that pizza just like their Mama and Papa, okay?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Captain Hygiene posted:

On a delicious hamcrust

I think that might be ground sausage perhaps? That could actually turn out interesting if you wrap it up and bake it.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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CLAM DOWN posted:

i got a blood sausage right here, if you know what i mean

It's a small limited-time product though, so nobody's gonna be interested.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Captain Hygiene posted:

I never knew brain nuggies were a thing :stare:

Where do you think nuggets of wisdom come from? :downsrim:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Nothing says "I love you" like giving them the glittershits.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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davidspackage posted:

It looks as if the cheese is suspended in aspic, or the slice is low poly 3D model textured with unmelted cheese

At first glance I thought someone had poured canned spaghetti onto a pizza crust.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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I think they're meat pies. If you look close you can see they're just dunked into the dough separately.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Empty Sandwich posted:

I always see outpourings of love for 80s/90s school cafeteria pizza, to the point where I suspect I'm the only person who hated that poo poo

How about MRE Pizza?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_sY-nJ179U

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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I can't help but wonder if we've just gotten an insight into the origin of corn on pizza.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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big dyke energy posted:

That's a nacho pizza right there.


Why enjoy delicious nachos and pizza separately, when you can combine them into one dish that looks and probably tastes like poo poo?

Take the slice, roll it up, you have a pizza burrito! :pseudo:


AARD VARKMAN posted:

Just randomly found one for the first time ever while looking at a pizza place :stare:




That actually looks pretty good to be honest, I'd try that.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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That's clearly an omelette and not a pizza :goonsay:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Wow, these Loss edits are getting obscure...

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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nightwisher posted:

Am I the only person in the world for whom Imgur stuff barely/doesn't load? The OSHA thread is loving terrible for it, there's a good chance not a single video will be playable. If it's not something on my end dear god can someone suggest a better host.

Do you have an adblocker on your browser at all?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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WITCHCRAFT posted:

None pizza, extra crust, topping: eyes

They said their pizza was absolutely angelic, I didn't realize how literal they meant.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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PokeJoe posted:

we do love the pizza

Loathe. We loathe the pizza.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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From Australia, how'd ya like a fuckin' Schnitzza mate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3euZ-1T-aU

It's a bloody pizza with a fuckin' chicken schnitzel as the base because :wtc:.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Scarodactyl posted:



Wheb I said nonpareils what I meant was non, pareils.

If someone makes this a smilie please, please, call it :pastrypop:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

If you use a lot it’s a sauce; if you use a little it’s a condiment.

Typically it's used as a glaze.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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The Saddest Rhino posted:



Named "Meatastic", this is a pizza made of deep fried ham with cheese on top with even more meat

Pizza Hut in Australia has started selling this recently as the "Schnitzza".

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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So it's just half a Double Down? :confused:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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AARD VARKMAN posted:






a/t from Thai


Just trying to guess off the auto-translate thete, but I think what it's trying to say is that each slice is a meal and dessert. Start with the savoury from the tip of your slice and there's dessert at the end with the Oreo in the crust.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Yeah not enough turkey on there.

NATO has plenty of Turkey already.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Futanari Damacy posted:

I think the Australian version with the kebab meat is probably what I want though

You're thinking of the Halal Snack Pack, and they are indeed loving delicious.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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EoinCannon posted:

Also there's a chain schnitzel restaurant called Schnitz I think

There is indeed, yes.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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Futanari Damacy posted:

A snag is a sandwich

You'd need to be mighty brave to say that in the parking lot of Australia's main home renovation store chain, with power tools and hammers just a small purchase away.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

What if your Uber driver showed up with pizza AND sucked you off?

Hey now, I didn't order extra sausage!

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

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...honestly, yeah, that sounds and looks decent enough to try.

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