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Pennywise the Frown posted:
It's a flatbread banana cobler with extra vanilla sauce.
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Sweden Brazil mash-up: jävla mestre den där pizza (Swedish Chef vs Catupiri edition).
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Reality Protester posted:can't go suck random dicks in a panny Yeah good luck getting a hot sperm filled cock delivered for sucking to your doorsteps in under 30minutes in this economy.
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Feb 13, 2021 18:35
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Just as a reminder, those are not individual pizza 'brotinhos' but something you share with your family and friends while boozing it up.
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Feb 23, 2021 01:48
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bagual posted:This is guava, this particular combination is known as Romeo and Juliet , originally it's just cheese and guava aka goiabada (concentrated sweet guava hard tack? i guess), but now on pizza I do prefer it with queijo minas padrão instead of fresco.
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pointlessone posted:How could a country that brought us Churrascaria, quite possibly the best way to consume meat, do such terrible things to pizza? Embrace the simplicity of the pizza, my Brazilian friends! It's like USA that has Steakhouses and BBQ. Churrascarias serve the top sirloin steak and mestre da pizza serves pizza calabresa (BBQ). Turrurrurrurrrrrrr fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Apr 13, 2021 |
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JonathonSpectre posted:This is some seriously stupid bullshit. No one could possibly loving want to eat this compared to an actual, you know, cooked pizza. It reminds me of that vid with the child insisting an onion is an apple, even as they bite into it and it becomes clear it is not, the child doubles down and continues to pretend to enjoy it. Sometimes I throw a slice of cheese on top of a cheese pizza slice for that extra cheese and also so that it does not burn the top of my mouth.
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Apr 29, 2021 02:49
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Pennywise the Frown posted:If you burn the roof of your mouth numerous times while eating pizza, you're probably a fatty. Oh yeah baby.
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Apr 29, 2021 02:51
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Did I tell you about the time I was so hung over from previous night's campfire party that I threw up My breakfast cloudberry pizza slice? (bad snipe)
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May 11, 2021 14:00
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I want that yakisoba (?) pizza.
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May 27, 2021 22:56
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Quantum of Phallus posted:what do you think pepperoni is made from??? Is it sliced bull dong?
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Jul 15, 2021 16:50
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steinrokkan posted:Looks like small individual pizza triangles arranged in the shape of a pizza pie, for some reason. They trying to fool you into thinking it's pizza!
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Jul 29, 2021 21:28
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Martman posted:tbh I'm still confused... At first my brain interpreted that as mushrooms, whole sausages, and gravy, because I dunno that at least felt like a thing. But on closer inspection they're definitely banana slices or something... Literally what is going on in that box. Same, but instead of wanting to find out what is going on in that box, I close my eyes, avert my line of sight, and look away when that poo poo pool comes on the screen.
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Aug 22, 2021 12:58
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:looking at this made me have to take a poo poo No, that is the after poo poo photo.
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Aug 22, 2021 22:21
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Lascivious Sloth posted:The sewer pizza has sey our expetations so low, we will accept anything now
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Aug 23, 2021 04:25
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Quantum of Phallus posted:how the gently caress are you supposed to eat that Well, you insert it very carefully if you know what I mean.
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Aug 30, 2021 21:40
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veni veni veni posted:What is the inch thick white poo poo they always seem to do? Mayo, Alfredo, dog cum? I seriously have no idea. Why do parts of it usually look absolutely rotten? Is that a choice? The only consistently recognizable thing I have seen is loving canned corn why Gostei
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I would eat those avec plaisir no questions asked.
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Nov 23, 2021 05:36
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Just took a walk on the wild side with a wood-fired thin crust Basil pesto Alfredo sauce, prosciutto, baby arugula, d’Anjou pears, drunken goat cheese and Mozzarella finished with a drizzle of white truffle oil pizza.
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Nov 23, 2021 20:34
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Doll House Ghost posted:I wonder if it's like a cheapo version of Guarana Antarctica? Or is the Antarctic just the thing South Americans like to put in soda names to reflect refreshing taste? It's just a cheapo Sprite.
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Dec 5, 2021 06:22
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Say what you want, but the Brazilian octagonal pizza box design is visually and structurally superior solution for pizza box peak performance, like it or not.
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Dec 10, 2021 14:04
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Lol I thought these were art selling for £600 and £700 on first glimpse.
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Dec 18, 2021 00:06
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Inepta Lacerta posted:That 'za looks dry as gently caress. A decently good pizza should have some juiciness to it (Not moistness or greasiness, but can't find a better word), but that there thing looks like you need to add water and re-heat before eating. Check the thread name before complaining you fool, you utter idiot, you pineapple on a pizza!
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AARD VARKMAN posted:
Still looks better than 99% of posts in this thread.
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May 28, 2022 02:46
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Lol Also the Iranian quiché'za looks wild.
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:
Looks like a Man vs Food episode if I ever sausege a show!
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Man, it's years since I moved from Brazil and this thread still keeps giving me a craving for some Pizza Escarola.
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Is a "crisp bread" a cracker? I prefer you call me dry loaf over those two terms.
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Dec 16, 2022 06:02
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Confession time: I'll devour every single one of these Brazilian flavors from the top of the list House Style with Catupiry all the way through Calabresa with Onion to the sweet Pineapple with Chocolate and Condensed Milk ending.
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Dec 18, 2022 04:31
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Desperado Bones posted:But do they come with three-four olives? Azeitonas? 
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Dec 18, 2022 06:04
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Few know it but the MMA octagon was inspired by the pizza box shape native to Brazil.
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davidspackage posted:Cheese pizza with far right pepperoni.
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Mar 25, 2023 01:04
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I'd rather eat that pizza than have to watch half of whatever the hell that was again.
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Soul Dentist posted:Well thank goodness that didn't awaken anything in me
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CLAM DOWN posted:new mestre just dropped Hell Yeah, meio calabresa meio muzzarela com Catupiry (r) com bacon com batata com queijo azul
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Soul Dentist posted:I would have one bite If you could take only one bite, where would you apply it?
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May 25, 2023 23:23
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Soul Dentist posted:Typical front point of a slice. It's like a prestacked charcuterie board Yes, it's this.
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muscles like this! posted:Why the gently caress does the pizza one have rice as its base? Rice is used to suck moistness from stuffed bell peppers put to oven.
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