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brothers, it's time we kept what we've earned. the bosses are parasites, leeching the jizz from our suckjobs. get off your knees and fight! |
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you have nothing to lose but your ropes
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Sep 12, 2020 19:49
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rising to action |
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Sep 12, 2020 19:50
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fighting the good, long, hard fight |
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Sep 12, 2020 19:51
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telling my boss to suck it while gesturing to the sexy machines around us |
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Sep 12, 2020 19:51
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more falafel please posted:you have nothing to lose but your ropes |
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Sep 12, 2020 20:15
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Better pay. Shorter hours. More glamorous dicks.
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Sep 12, 2020 20:49
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union president: the operation of this factory is wholly dependent on our labor. the management has no choice but to listen to our demands *management removes tarp, revealing the automated dick sucking trolley armada* union president: 
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filing a workers' comp claim from getting early onset arthritis due to being on my knees for 40 hours a week
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Sep 12, 2020 22:30
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FutonForensic posted:union president: the operation of this factory is wholly dependent on our labor. the management has no choice but to listen to our demands magic cactus posted:filing a workers' comp claim from getting early onset arthritis due to being on my knees for 40 hours a week |
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Sep 12, 2020 22:37
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remember to fill out and submit your union cards. in hindsight it may have been a mistake to print them on dental dams but it seemed thematically appropriate |
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Industrial Wankers Of the World |
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Sep 13, 2020 01:10
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Wait a minute, y'all are gettin paid for this!?!?
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Sep 13, 2020 02:27
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it’s as if the bosses imagine these dicks suck themselves
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Sep 13, 2020 02:29
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Obviously not work safe: https://voca.ro/aKavVkpD7dp I've got about 47 more union songs to work on
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Sep 13, 2020 03:03
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You're right, fat cat, you CAN'T come to my job and knock the dick outta my mouth |
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Sep 13, 2020 03:05
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Can't believe we're getting such a poo poo dead when over at Friends With Benefits they have dental AND vision |
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Sep 13, 2020 03:25
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they are trying to replace hard workin folk with dick sucking trolley robots
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Sep 13, 2020 04:09
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the strike at the dick sucking factory brought the city to its knees instead of the workers at the dick sucking factory which is usually the case oh..wait, has someone made that joke already? |
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this thread is moving in circles, much like the workers of the dick sucking factory, marching outside the entrance and singing their union song, "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent
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a scab rushes the door and is tackled by teamsters. "let me in! can't an honest man suck dick for his family?"
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Obviously not work safe: https://voca.ro/aKavVkpD7dp lmao this owns. Have you been to work at DSF? No we won't go in today! For we're standing by our comrade And we'll never run away She stood bravely by the Union And she spoke up for us true And if she gets the sack No we never shall go back What e'er they do, what e'er they do Now you boys who're sucking dicks It really is a shame To take the place of union members Don't you think you are to blame? Come with us and join the Union Never heed what Idris say We are out to right the wrong And now we shan't be long Hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray Master Willy, master Willy You must give in once again It was wrong to sack a woman With two children to maintain Thirteen years she's faithful served you Though she was three minutes late But our little sister Anne Why she never checked the man At the gate, at the gate Oh you great king in the palace And you statesman at the top When you're drinking hot cum Or imbibing dick pops Think of some who work at DSF For very little pay And who only get nine bob For a most unpleasant job Alackaday, alackaday Now then we all join the Union Whatever you may be In pickles, jam, or chocolates Or sucking dicks vigorously For we all want better wages And this is what we say We are out to right the wrong' And now we shan't be long' Hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray'
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is not a man entitled to the spunk of his chin?
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:is not a man entitled to the spunk of his chin?
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My grandpa worked his whole life suckin dicks, supported his family, built a beautiful home and retired with a nice, fat pension. My daddy did the same, but now that I need a job the men in suits say the dicks are drying out and there ain't enough work to go around. Most of the dick suckin is going overseas. Used to be suckin dick meant something in this country. |
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FutonForensic posted:union president: the operation of this factory is wholly dependent on our labor. the management has no choice but to listen to our demands union president: *smirks* alright, tell you what - we'll challenge you to a bet - here's our guy me: *becomes "legend" as the "john henry of dick sucking"*
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"Go suck a dick!" "Sorry. I'm on my union break." |
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Sep 13, 2020 09:42
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United Dick Suckers Union Local 69 |
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:is not a man entitled to the spunk of his chin? SweetWillyRollbar posted:"Go suck a dick!" GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:My grandpa worked his whole life suckin dicks, supported his family, built a beautiful home and retired with a nice, fat pension. My daddy did the same, but now that I need a job the men in suits say the dicks are drying out and there ain't enough work to go around. Most of the dick suckin is going overseas. Used to be suckin dick meant something in this country.
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way i see it, do what i love, never work a day in my life. i absolve this union
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:"Go suck a dick!" |
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Sep 13, 2020 15:16
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Let's suck and gently caress our way to revolution, lads |
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Sep 13, 2020 15:17
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in soviet russia, dicks suck you!! |
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Sep 13, 2020 15:17
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Look, Jerry, the first couple of times you said that this job was ridickulous it was pretty funny, but you've been saying it every day for a year now and well, frankly, it's getting ridiculous. |
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Back in the day, dick sucking was the main source of revenue in this town. Everyone was really excited when the big new fancy incorporated dick sucking factory was first built. After a while though, they started to put the little mom and pop dick sucking factories out of business, and with it the local flavor they brought. The big guys didn't care about doing a quality job, not with a total lack of competition. They started cutting corners, neglecting the balls. After a while they closed up shop and moved overseas. |
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Sep 13, 2020 15:26
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Obviously not work safe: https://voca.ro/aKavVkpD7dp oh my god this is wonderful bella ciao -> weiner chow crimes |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Obviously not work safe: https://voca.ro/aKavVkpD7dp this is amazing . you're a regular woody gusherie.
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:is not a man entitled to the spunk of his chin? |
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more falafel please posted:you have nothing to lose but your ropes |
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I eat pussy on company time. |
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