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The adult toy collector wants you to know they aren't dolls, they are action figures 
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Sep 24, 2020 13:57
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Just shelf upon shelf of dildos and fleshlights, still in the original packaging. |
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Sep 24, 2020 13:58
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Finger Prince posted:Just shelf upon shelf of dildos and fleshlights, still in the original packaging. Explains why the adult toy collector will not, under any circumstances allow his mom into his room to clean his collection
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Sep 24, 2020 14:00
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The adult toy collector scoffs at his grandma's gift of a Pop! Vinyl figure of Chewbacca. "God drat it Grandma it's not even flocked, I hope you at least kept the receipt"
Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Sep 24, 2020
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Sep 24, 2020 14:13
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Yes. I do have every single one of the Tenga Eggs in mint condition, still in their packaging, if that's what you mean by the "eggs I kept in my room". Wait. You tried to make what with them mom??? How dumb could you be! Do you know how much money and untold pleasures of The Far East you literally shattered into a million tiny pieces?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Sep 24, 2020 14:56
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Sep 24, 2020 14:58
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Merry Dickmas!
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Sep 24, 2020 15:08
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the museum has again rejected my request to temporarily display my “sex whips thru the centuries” diorama
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Sep 24, 2020 15:49
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Happy halloween
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O Dildo Tree, O Dildo Treeeeee
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Sep 24, 2020 16:08
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sig by Heather Papps!
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The Adult toy corrector. Leaving product reviews complaining about "unrealistic proportions" on dildos. |
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