- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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9/29/2020, 3:30 AM:
I can and I will
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May 6, 2024 01:04
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- Prof. Crocodile
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"wings isn't funny; wings was never funny"
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Sep 30, 2020 22:57
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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no trust me ween owns. you're thinking of wheatus
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Sep 30, 2020 23:21
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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That bush is looking a little scraggly, I think you should mow it
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Oct 3, 2020 23:23
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
- Me, At least once a month
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Oct 4, 2020 00:45
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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I've also yelled myself awake being mad a dream bigots more than once. I wish I was as cool as my dream self.
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Oct 4, 2020 01:22
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- Doomtalker
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Get a snow shovel, it's the goddamn penguins again
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Oct 4, 2020 03:33
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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no trust me ween owns. you're thinking of wheatus
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Oct 4, 2020 04:09
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- deep dish peat moss
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"bobby?" - me, calling my cats "baby" in a bad french accent
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Oct 4, 2020 05:20
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- nut
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boat race
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Oct 4, 2020 13:17
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Spoon! Spoon!
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Dec 30, 2020 18:21
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Me: flips the bird at nothing in particular
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Dec 30, 2020 19:12
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- Macnult
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“well that explains why all the medium helmets are gone” - me
Macnult fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Jan 31, 2021
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Jan 31, 2021 04:18
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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She didn't say anything but she punched me in the nuts. Fortunately her sleep punches aren't real strong.
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Jan 31, 2021 04:41
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- selan dyin
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a gf is a wife... nutbustin
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Jan 31, 2021 07:18
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- selan dyin
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apparently, i received a work email notification on my phone during my slumber upon the living room couch.
i have been informed that my reaction consisted of the following:
- muttering "ugh, poo poo."
- immediately passing back out
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Feb 1, 2021 08:42
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- The Walrus Cancer
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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Something in French
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Feb 2, 2021 02:18
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Thank you, ghost who sucks my dick.
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Feb 2, 2021 17:35
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Elves, reveal!
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Feb 4, 2021 15:22
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- Khanstant
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roommate woke me up this morning on the way to work trying to talk to me through my door because i was apparently saying HEY in my sleep when they were walking by
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Feb 4, 2021 18:02
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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YOU SWINDLED US
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Feb 6, 2021 18:51
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- Professor Latency
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LIZARD!
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Feb 10, 2021 03:17
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- Macnult
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“that’s a pretty large wall and a pretty big ceiling”
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Feb 15, 2021 18:17
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Colonel West!
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Feb 15, 2021 20:59
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- Macnult
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me: “so plasma, huh”
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Feb 20, 2021 15:46
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Madden burger pain is obvious.
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Apr 29, 2021 17:21
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