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Who doesn't love a good username? Even my non-goon husband chuckles when I show him a post and the user name is funny. "Ha! Flash Gordon Ramsay!" Maybe they're witty, maybe they reference something obscure you like, maybe they're just absurd, like this one... I work as a cook at a southern US breakfast joint. After you cook something and drop it to the line, you usually say "got yer chicken" or "here's yer grits". But when I bring country ham, sometimes I yell: YALL WANT A HAM Couldn't tell you a single thing that person posted, but that username makes me laugh just looking at it for some reason. And I blurted it this morning in the middle of Saturday 9am rush and thought "huh, do we have a thread for that?" So share your faves! Bonus if their avs are funny/relevant (I'd post FGR's but I'm on my phone) IMPORTANT EDIT: just want to nip this in the bud: this is not the place to voice grievances on other posters. Lord knows there's some posters out there whose opinions I dislike, but gently caress if they don't have a killer name and/or av. Let's keep it neutral and fun, like Swiss Miss hot chocolate. JacquelineDempsey has a new favorite as of 23:09 on Oct 3, 2020 |
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I laugh every time I see a post from History Comes Inside!. Such a great play on all those “History Comes Alive!” ads. Also Solice Kirsk has a great avatar even if I have no idea what it is. E:Edgar Allen Ho is another great username.
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Oct 3, 2020 23:12
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Found it on google images.  Another old favorite: 
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Oct 3, 2020 23:26
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It's not witty, funny, or... a pun or anything, but I do just like How Wonderful!. It's like something my wee niece would say, so it makes me smile.
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Oct 4, 2020 07:29
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Samovar posted:It's not witty, funny, or... a pun or anything, but I do just like How Wonderful!. It's like something my wee niece would say, so it makes me smile. If my memory serves correctly, that phrase stems from when we had an a/t thread from a professional party Disney princess. Her stock answer to Random Crap Kids Say was "how wonderful!" I like that name, too, good pick!
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Oct 4, 2020 08:00
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There was an old one called HE ON THE TOILET that always got me
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Oct 4, 2020 08:50
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I don't even know why, but I really like "Fleta Mcgurn". I basically don't remember who anyone is on these forums but I remember her because that name just appeals to me so much. I think it came from a spam email originally?
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Oct 4, 2020 09:51
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the one with the big orange cat av thats yelling I AM GAY
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Oct 4, 2020 10:19
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I like Edgar Allen Ho too. and A THIZZIN T-REX. wasn't there a username "Mein Eyes!!!"? that was good too. Also LITERALLY A BIRD being a person who was really into birds was pretty heartwarming - for a long while I'd assumed it was a joke name nothing to do with the person behind it
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Oct 4, 2020 13:08
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I've always liked eating only apples and DAD LOST MY IPOD. There are a lot I like, but off the top of my head, those are sort of perfect usernames, to me.
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Oct 5, 2020 01:44
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HE ON THE TOILET and YALL WANT A HAM really hard to beat but weezy kiss a dude Motherfucker turn left DALE NO A CRUNK BIRD always made me grin
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Oct 5, 2020 05:04
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give me the GOD drat candy
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Oct 5, 2020 05:20
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Flash Gordon Ramsey, with the avatar of Flash flashing a rather shocked Gordon Ramsey.
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Oct 5, 2020 05:46
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Centripetal Horse is one of my favorites
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Oct 5, 2020 06:28
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Fartington Butts posted:give me the GOD drat candy That one is good. The avatar used to be great as well, but then you had CPD-supporters being all pissy.
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Oct 5, 2020 09:47
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Not exactly a username or AV, but I've always liked Strudel Man's "ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT" red text.
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Oct 5, 2020 12:12
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TITTIEKISSER69
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Oct 5, 2020 12:39
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ScootsMagoo, the original PYF mod, had a good name. RIP in peace. 
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Oct 5, 2020 14:23
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Carrion Luggage is one that stands out for being clever, but I didn't get it until another goon gave them an av illustrating it ("what the, it's a deer carcass shaped like a rolling suitcase -- oh. Ohhhh!")
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I am a sucker for avs/titles that are very specific and either weird or mean. Examples include:   Also, isn't the username DO YALL WANT A HAM? Am I being Mandela-affected? MissFortune posted:turn left DALE NO I thought it was Turn left Dale! Noo. I'm pretty sure that at least the last word is "Noo" because I liked the abrupt nonchalance of it.
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Oct 7, 2020 00:16
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the pair no butt stuff and ok some butt stuff
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Oct 7, 2020 00:45
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Although not a current username, one of my favorites was cuck cuck im gay because of the ridiculous filter that was applied every time they were quoted.
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Oct 7, 2020 04:34
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Sir Not Appearing posted:Although not a current username, one of my favorites was cuck cuck im gay because of the ridiculous filter that was applied every time they were quoted. the cluck meme with the blue Cucco avatar was also a good one that popped up around the time "cuck" started to appear in the vernacular
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Oct 7, 2020 05:26
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MissFortune posted:
gently caress, that's a good one. I don't remember where they posted but it was so simple, yet funny. Much like Bi Now, Gay Later.
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Oct 7, 2020 05:46
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I will never not stare at Heath's avatar for a few seconds every time I see it. It's literally two posts up, I dare you to go look at it and tell me it isn't oddly relaxing to watch.
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Oct 7, 2020 06:13
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extra row of teeth is a great username.
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Oct 7, 2020 16:01
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YeahTubaMike posted:I am a sucker for avs/titles that are very specific and either weird or mean. Examples include: There was a spate about 5-7 years ago where people in UKMT got very specific and weird avatars and titles, I got one about wallpaper. We never figured out who was doing it.
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Prof. Banks posted:I will never not stare at Heath's avatar for a few seconds every time I see it. It's literally two posts up, I dare you to go look at it and tell me it isn't oddly relaxing to watch. If I can ever get a custom plat icon I want it to be a gold leaf to match out 
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Tiggum posted:I don't even know why, but I really like "Fleta Mcgurn". I basically don't remember who anyone is on these forums but I remember her because that name just appeals to me so much. I think it came from a spam email originally? I agree with this, it's just delightful to say. I really like "Phlegmish" now that I know they are in fact flemish. Also "Goons are Great" is the perfect name for a BYOB mod. Looking at this thread's title, I'm surprised no one has made an avshalom reference. Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 21:00 on Oct 7, 2020 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I agree with this, it's just delightful to say. I really like "Phlegmish" now that I know they are in fact flemish. Also "Goons are Great" is the perfect name for a BYOB mod. We've been waiting for Avs to come in and say "me"
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Oct 7, 2020 21:50
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Every now and the I think Shrimp or Shrimps and am vexed by the question.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I agree with this, it's just delightful to say. I really like "Phlegmish" now that I know they are in fact flemish. Also "Goons are Great" is the perfect name for a BYOB mod. Yours is one of my favorite usernames
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I’m pooping!” a great one. Is it because someone knocked on the door? Are they surprised that they are, in fact, pooping and announcing that? 
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’m pooping!” a great one. Is it because someone knocked on the door? Are they surprised that they are, in fact, pooping and announcing that? I have to second this one. And I guarantee it's because I'm dumb and easily amused, but there wolf makes me smile every time I see their username.
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Oct 11, 2020 04:11
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"yeah I eat rear end" is my favorite goon user name. Clearly the goon is an expert on the subject. One day I shall get an avatar of Wesley Willis for me, and text underneath saying "suck a male camel's dick". I hate pugs, but someone bought this for me so I don't want to change it since they spent the money on it.... Alternatively, if I were to ever change my name it would be "Ambassador of Sodomy". Or possibly Fred Scuttle.
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wesleywillis posted:One day I shall get an avatar of Wesley Willis for me, and text underneath saying "suck a male camel's dick".  suck a male camel's dick e: Also, this is a really pleasant thread to read. Thank you for starting it, Kacqueline. 
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:
My goodness. One day it shall be mine. Thanks goon!
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Oct 11, 2020 04:39
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wesleywillis posted:My goodness. One day it shall be mine. I was gonna buy it for you, but the store's still down. I hope you get it soon!
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:I was gonna buy it for you, but the store's still down. I hope you get it soon! AWWW!!! Thanks!! Don't worry about it though. Someone paid for what I currently have, so I feel like I should keep it for a little bit longer.
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most of the X CURES Y names are pretty good. SALT CURES HAM, ACES CURE PLANES, etc
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