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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
This one's really boring compared to SALT CURES HAM et al so I apologize, but there's a user on these forums named MrJacobs. C. Jacobs is my actual real name and I'm pretty young by these forums' standards so every time I see them post I have a 50/50 shot at reacting with either "huh i don't recall posting in this - oh" or "I swear to God I'm gonna find out this poster is actually my dad someday he would do something like that"

Edit: and worse I'm pretty sure their regdate is earlier than mine so if they ARE my dad wearing a groucho marx disguise he's even a longer lasting forums veteran than his own son

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Tiggum posted:

I hate it. I don't know what it is, but it looks like it's trying to eat its own severed tail and the tail is made of rubber.

Also this is exactly what it is. It's a monster from the game Monster Hunter who is pretty infamous for being incredibly difficult and aggressive, but you can trivialize him temporarily by chopping his tail off which will make him go and chow down on it. Since the tail is a monster part and not a food item it won't disappear, so it'll just stay there in the arena and he'll occasionally go munch on it as long as nobody carves it for parts and makes it despawn.

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also people call it the angry pickle because well i mean just look at the guy

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Natalie Portmanteau is a real goon iirc but that's a very good alt joke

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