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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Quiet Feet posted:

Who in the hell is even playing for the Ttians tonight? Doesn't a third of the team have Covid?

Tannehill

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mystic Stylez posted:

I'm glad I don't know anything about football and draft prospects and just shitpost whitenoise

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
I only watched one game of Herbert in college and he was throwing weak fluttering passes all over the place so I still think he's bad

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Doltos posted:

With the new search feature I'm granted the boon of making this post.

Now do 2020 MVP Josh Allen.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/MarkBullockNFL/status/1316115809056559110

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




Doltos posted:

With the new search feature I'm granted the boon of making this post. The following people aren't allowed to act like they thought Herbert was good all along:







To be fair I called it a reach but I'm still a genius



Back to regular programming:





Thank god we have a failed 3rd string QB to soothsay prospects for us






And then, out of the darkness, a glimmer of hope:


How is Brad Kaaya doing these days?

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
I'm glad I know nothing about college football so when draft time comes along I get to go "hm cool hope they pan out" and laugh at big misses after the fact like Trubisky, first round pick of the Bears, famously chosen before Mahomes and Watson.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

sharknado slashfic posted:

I love them because they've replaced power rankings to give people something to argue about

its nicer to yell about something that is arbitrary in a measurable way instead of arbitrary for arbitrary's sake.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Asproigerosis posted:

eagles need to put hurts in. Wentz is roast.

Hurts can't even handle the snap correctly

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
John Brown and Tredavious White are inactive tonight. All of Tennessee got Covid but the Bills are the only team playing down players that are worth a poo poo.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Matt Milano is out, too. Jonnu will get 200 yards tonight.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Love a good ron rivera post

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
I only post about the pats and tom brady being good, so I'm always right

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009




Slant Boy

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Like 2 or 3 years ago I remember Thomas being described as really chill and easygoing. I wonder what happened, or if I'm just remembering wrongly.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
maybe he'd be happy on a team with a good qb like the pats

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/Cantguardmike/status/1316144064786501632?s=19

https://twitter.com/Cantguardmike/status/1316145079858462723?s=19

https://twitter.com/Cantguardmike/status/1316146292704325636?s=19

lol

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

michael thomas please don't go full antonio brown

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Yates posted:

How is Brad Kaaya doing these days?

Mega64 posted:

Now do 2020 MVP Josh Allen.

hisssssss

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

adaz posted:

michael thomas please don't go full antonio brown

I hope he calls Brees a cracker.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I hope he calls Brees a cracker.

I mean

He should've way before now

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

adaz posted:

michael thomas please don't go full antonio brown

No, do it.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Lol did Antonio Brown call Ben a cracker

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Lol did Antonio Brown call Ben a cracker
Mike Mayock

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

wandler20 posted:

I thought TJ Clemmings was going to be a decent tackle.

He was dominant in college

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

adaz posted:

michael thomas please don't go full antonio brown

oh god no

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







clearly thomas is fed up catching hospital balls from drew "all lives matter" brees

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

adaz posted:

michael thomas please don't go full antonio brown

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lmao o rly?

quote:

ESPN's John Keim reports Washington has not received trade calls for Dwayne Haskins.

Haskins was not only benched in Week 4, but he wasn't even receiving practice reps leading up to Week 5. Instead, he was behind Kyle Allen and Alex Smith as a pure note-taker. There's no reason to expect a team to slide into Washington's DMs during the middle of the season because he's a long-term project, not a win-now starter. This offseason could be a different story. The current coaching staff didn't draft Haskins, who has reportedly not asked for a trade yet. We're sure Haskins would like to be out of Washington. For now, expect Allen and Smith to start games while Haskins hangs in the background.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Le'Veon Bell released

https://twitter.com/KMaherNews12/status/1316180369025175552?s=19

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I am reporting that the Giants have not received trade offers for Daniel Jones at this time.

e:


lol Jets

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








teams are on the hook for his contract right?

He can't just go right ot new england

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

I mean we could use another back and it ain't like we're hurting for cap

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/LeVeonBell/status/1316179791180070912

you're free

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/LeVeonBell/status/1316179791180070912

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FizFashizzle posted:

teams are on the hook for his contract right?

He can't just go right ot new england

He could, he's a vested 4 year vet and it's before the trade deadline, so he can sign wherever I believe.

I think the funniest / likeliest scenario is the Steelers.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

teams are on the hook for his contract right?

He can't just go right ot new england

I think he bypasses waivers. There might be offsets but that's not really your question

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Lol

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1316182062563504130?s=19

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Aka we chose Adam Gase over Lev Bell :lol:

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