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blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

https://twitch.tv/usarmyesports

https://recruiting.army.mil/army_esports/

the official website of the US Army posted:

The United States Army eSports Team is a competition team of the U.S. Army. Its members are drawn from the Regular Army and Army Reserves.
This team will be part of the Marketing and Engagement Brigade based at Fort Knox. They will operate much like the Golden Knights and the Army Marksmanship Unit to create awareness about the Army and the opportunities it provides.
...
The outreach team members will receive the same pay and benefits as other Soldiers of equal rank across the Army. All expenses associated with certifications, competitions and other requirements of the job will be paid by the Army.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2020 02:45

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 05:49

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Drop and give me twenty, you maggot!!!!!!!!

(furiously mashes A button)

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ¿ Oct 7, 2020 02:46

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

This legendary tweet has been deleted, unfortunately. But it lives on in our hearts.

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ¿ Oct 7, 2020 02:47

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

nut posted:

can someone post the og screenshot for the “press f to pay respects”? I’m on my phone

I am glad to aid a fellow soldier in need!

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ¿ Oct 7, 2020 02:52

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

https://twitter.com/slasher/status/1294369144176074752
Glad to see we soldiers are making a difference, together ✨💞✨ (◕ω◕✿) ✨💞✨

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ¿ Oct 7, 2020 02:57

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

nut posted:

peeking out from the trenches at my enemies wondering how I�m ever gonna get close enough to jump on one of their heads

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ¿ Oct 7, 2020 02:58

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

sk posted:

This is my controller. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My controller is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my controller is useless. Without my controller, I am useless. I must aim my controller true. I must mash buttons faster than my enemy who is trying to frag me. I must complete my QTA before he completes his. I will ...

My controller and I know that what counts in-game is not the joysticks we aim, the resolution of our display, nor the microtransactions we make. We know that it is the frags that count. We will frag ...

My controller is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its embedded LED lights and its collectible limited editions. I will keep my controller clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My controller and I are the defenders of my server. We are the gankers of our enemy. We are the saviors of my KD ratio.
So be it, until victory is Counterterrorists' and there is no enemy, but lag!

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ¿ Oct 7, 2020 04:06

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

"Lieutenant! Sir! We are sustaining heavy losses at the hands of The Michigan State Esports Team. No matter how we counter pick, they always seem to have a comp that is advantaged against ours! If only we had more ergonomic keyboards..."

"It is not a matter of keyboards. Look at this vod! Do you not see this reaper ult? Utter garbage! In fact, ALL our ults were bullshit."

"But sir..."

"They won because they played better than us. Because they were better than us. Never forget this day. Let it light a fire under you."

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ¿ Oct 7, 2020 15:26

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 05:49

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

War is Elo Hell :911:

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ¿ Oct 7, 2020 15:27

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