you ever think about how murderers have to poop?

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The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

like even if they�re killing a bunch of people. there�s a point in the day where they sit on the toilet and poop while probably thinking about their favorite episode of cheers or something. just something to think about.

# ? Oct 7, 2020 17:41

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# ? May 4, 2024 02:04

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

"everybody poops, even murderers" I tell my toddler

# ? Oct 7, 2020 17:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Pooping on the clock at the murder factory

# ? Oct 7, 2020 19:20

PostsYouCanDanceTo

2nd gunman on the grassy knoll in case Lee Harvey Oswald had an IBS attack.

# ? Oct 7, 2020 19:47

google THIS

Evil Bob posted:

"everybody poops, even murderers" I tell my toddler

# ? Oct 7, 2020 19:51

Khanstant

some murderers are constipated and only kill for the satisfaction of seeing someone easily release their bowels in ways the murderer never could

# ? Oct 7, 2020 19:54

google THIS

"Well, Clarice...have the lambs stopped nnnnngh (plop) screaming?"

# ? Oct 7, 2020 19:55

nut

google THIS posted:

"Well, Clarice...have the lambs stopped nnnnngh (plop) screaming?"

it puts th elotion in the basket quick quick cmonnn ok ok it just lets me take the basket back up hurry up i need that basket

# ? Oct 7, 2020 20:32

alnilam

nut posted:

it puts th elotion in the basket quick quick cmonnn ok ok it just lets me take the basket back up hurry up i need that basket

lol

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# ? Oct 7, 2020 22:43

alnilam

murderer heading home suddenly not being 100% sure if he flushed when he left his victim's place, opens an incognito browser on his phone and starts googling "can you identify someone from their poop" "poop DNA" "is there DNA in poop"

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# ? Oct 7, 2020 22:45

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

When I hear of a murder, my first thoughts are often "Did they poop more closely to before or AFTER the murder?"

# ? Oct 7, 2020 23:21

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

i used to know a forensics guy hwo worked with poop splatter patterns

# ? Oct 7, 2020 23:36

Manifisto

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# ? Oct 7, 2020 23:37

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

I�m just thinking of a dude murdering someone and then like pooping while looking on their phone and scrolling through Twitter

# ? Oct 7, 2020 23:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

when u gotta go u gotta go

# ? Oct 7, 2020 23:56

deep dish peat moss

Not murderers but I think about this constantly while watching movies. Every time a character is on screen I'm wondering when the last time they pooped was. Hollywood really needs to get up to snuff with bathroom details in film. It's very immersion breaking

# ? Oct 8, 2020 00:15

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I bet murderers take rlly violent/hosed up poos

# ? Oct 8, 2020 00:20

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

i first became interested in cinema as an art form rather than mere entertainment, on the day that i saw john travolta walk out of a bathroom. while vincent vega's blood spattered onto the porcelain, i was oblivous - lost in thought at the new possibilities of cinematic making GBS threads

# ? Oct 8, 2020 00:22

google THIS

Diorama posted:

poop splatter patterns

Try saying that 10 times fast

# ? Oct 8, 2020 01:21

ClamdestineBoyster: Can't post for 10 years!

They�re probably thinking about how goddamn bad that poop stinks. :barf:

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# ? Oct 8, 2020 02:23

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

I.... I have a confession to make.

I pooped.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Oct 8, 2020 02:40

Prof. Crocodile

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I.... I have a confession to make.

I pooped.

looks like our trap thread worked. i knew you would slip up sooner or later.

you're going away for a long time, you murderous fiend :cop:

# ? Oct 8, 2020 02:54

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

only murderers have 2 poop. obv

# ? Oct 8, 2020 03:00

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

The_Rob posted:

I�m just thinking of a dude murdering someone and then like pooping while looking on their phone and scrolling through Twitter

imagining a murderer killing someone in their bathroom, then realizing they gotta poop so they just sit right down and start poopin and scrolling their phone. then they smell it and are like �drat that REEKS lol� and looks at the dead guy and is just like �oh yeah�

# ? Oct 8, 2020 03:28

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

call me a murderer but they like smelling they own brand. don't ask how I know but I'm certain of this

:smugmrgw:

# ? Oct 8, 2020 03:33

City of Glompton

murderer sitting on the toilet: what fucjing psycho put the toilet paper on backward?

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# ? Oct 8, 2020 03:44

Riotgrrill

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I.... I have a confession to make.

I pooped.

walking with a limp because there's poo poo all down the pant leg

and getting away scot-free

# ? Oct 8, 2020 03:51

Prof. Crocodile

City of Glompton posted:

murderer sitting on the toilet: what fucjing psycho put the toilet paper on backward?

# ? Oct 8, 2020 04:46

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

City of Glompton posted:

murderer sitting on the toilet: what fucjing psycho put the toilet paper on backward?

living in fear of getting caught by... the Poop Police

# ? Oct 8, 2020 04:47

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

�I�ve been tracking this maniac for years, his calling card is leaving an upper decker at the scene of the crime�

-what�s an upper decker chief

�it�s when you take a poo poo in the tank of a toilet.�

-really makes you think doesn�t it?

�what�s that, detective?�

-even murderers gotta poop, maybe we ain�t so different after all :unsmith:

# ? Oct 8, 2020 05:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Investigator- "judging by the rigor, this poo poo was taken between 10:00 PM and midnight."

# ? Oct 8, 2020 06:02

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Hey this thread is great, op!

Great for me to poop on, that is :evilbuddy:

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