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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Is Mario a Sexual Being?
 
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

FutonForensic posted:

i don't think mario has a lot going downstairs tbh, he wears that denim pretty tight and it's smooth as a melon between those pool noodle thighs

The entire Mario is the dong

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The_Rob posted:

I went over this in the last Mario thread.

he’s Italian.
* # ¿ Oct 8, 2020 19:18
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Mario is a sexually active post-menopausal woman

* # ¿ Oct 9, 2020 17:12
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Guys, how can Mario have sex if he isn't even married yet?

* # ¿ Oct 10, 2020 15:37
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Heather Papps posted:


figure 1.1: a sexual being

mods?

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 03:27
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Chrs posted:



mario's penis as depicted in the officially licensed manga adaptation of super mario land

Well drat, there it is.

* # ¿ Oct 11, 2020 16:47
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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Is Mario a Sexual Being?