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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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tbf being lovely and interesting aren't mutually exclusive and in fact often complement one another

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hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

quebec is the texas of canada. a quebexas.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
A DISTINCT SOCIETY

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Quebec is the eldest child of the family that never got a real job and never moved out of the house.

But Mommy/Daddy Canada love him the most and guilts the most successful member of the family (Alberta) into paying off his gambling debt.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Vakal posted:

the most successful member of the family (Alberta)

lol

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Vakal posted:

the most successful member of the family (Alberta)
have you read any Canadian news since your reg date

Vakal
May 11, 2008

I never said they didn't have a crippling crack addiction along with making the most money.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Fojar38 posted:

Sort of I guess in that it's a place that I would recommend visiting but would never recommend actually living in
:hmmorks:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Ontario has the most money. Like, by far. It's also the most boring province so it's more like the member of the family who makes a large and stable income by being CAO of a company that makes paperclips

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Vakal posted:

Quebec is the eldest child of the family that never got a real job and never moved out of the house.

But Mommy/Daddy Canada love him the most and guilts the most successful member of the family (Alberta) into paying off his gambling debt.

This just seems to lead to the question of why bother not allowing them to secede? What does the rest of Canada get from keeping them in the fold other than direct passage to Nova Scotia and whatever taxes PornHub brings in?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Alberta is like that weird cousin who does meth

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Fojar38 posted:

company that makes paperclips
stickers

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

and whatever taxes PornHub brings in?
that's like 4% of GDP

Seriously though, the national security implications alone would be insane.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

Cacator posted:

Alberta has always been the Texas of Canada. It's not as racist as Quebec is.

Are you kidding me? Alberta, where the just recently police stood by while some nazi gently caress knocked a peaceful protestor to the ground? Where Rebel Media, Canadas Breitbart, resides? Where first nations folk keep getting murdered?

Quebec may be the taint, but the rear end in a top hat belongs to Alberta.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Stickers would be too stimulating to accurately represent Ontario's personality

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

This just seems to lead to the question of why bother not allowing them to secede? What does the rest of Canada get from keeping them in the fold other than direct passage to Nova Scotia and whatever taxes PornHub brings in?

Mostly because of the former to be honest, the St-Laurent river is pretty important for trade and commerce. Also Montreal is the third/second(depends on how you count population) biggest city in the nation, and have a lot of head office from European companies station there and is an education hub.

On another note a lot of people don't get that we are more ardent on secularism then most other culture in America. When we talk about the separation of state and religion we really mean it, because of our past with the Catholics church keeping us exploited and in the dark. Ironically, the values from the church is is probably why we are tending more toward the left then, again, most other culture in North America.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Jailbrekr posted:

Are you kidding me? Alberta, where the just recently police stood by while some nazi gently caress knocked a peaceful protestor to the ground? Where Rebel Media, Canadas Breitbart, resides? Where first nations folk keep getting murdered?

Quebec may be the taint, but the rear end in a top hat belongs to Alberta.

Alberta sucks and is full of racists but I can't recall us banning headcoverings, which definitely wasn't aimed at various non-white Christians.


Colonel Cancer posted:

Alberta is like that weird cousin who does meth

This, but also every 10-15 years inexplicably comes into a vast fortune.... And promptly blows it on meth

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

This just seems to lead to the question of why bother not allowing them to secede? What does the rest of Canada get from keeping them in the fold other than direct passage to Nova Scotia and whatever taxes PornHub brings in?

You don't let suicidal friends commit suicide even if they really really want to

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Even the mere possibility that Quebec would secede had an impact on Quebec's economy that was roughly equivalent to dropping a nuke on Montreal

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

MakaVillian posted:

Alberta sucks and is full of racists but I can't recall us banning headcoverings, which definitely wasn't aimed at various non-white Christians.

Religion, regardless of which, will always test the limit of a civilized society, and this is just another example of society pushing back. Is it wrong? Maybe. But I'm glad its going on, if only for the Charter challenge.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Jailbrekr posted:

Religion, regardless of which, will always test the limit of a civilized society, and this is just another example of society pushing back. Is it wrong? Maybe. But I'm glad its going on, if only for the Charter challenge.

Seems to punish 1 or 2 religions that mostly have adherents of a darker complexion more so than the one with the giant symbol in the National Assembly.

Anyway, this probably isn't the thread for Quebec religious laws.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Is their a stereotype of "Quebec Man" like "Florida Man"?

Do you get headlines like "Drunk Quebecois feeds local moose wine and cheese, drunk moose terrorizes local fjord"

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



Peaches is Pat's American girlfriend, who suddenly started getting harassed for being American. Pat's a Montreal native and they've both lived there together for nearly a decade. Nobody on earth wears a chip on their shoulder like francophone Quebecers goddamn.
https://twitter.com/PatStaresAt/status/1314005346722217985

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
wut

baalaagaa
Apr 9, 2004
I hear there's good fishing in Quebec.

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

Quebec is Canada's Northern Ireland

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
a french canadyin was once very rude to me online :(

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Alberta is the weird uncle who got lucky in the 90's by being an early investor in some company who now thinks they're some sort of Market Jenius even though they were living in their mother's basement before and now all they talk about is lowering taxes and how "no one appreciates the things I do for this family!!!" every Thanksgiving after getting sloppy drunk

Quebec is the cool uncle in a leather jacket who shows up late and has cool stories

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
quebec is the australia of the northern hemisphere

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

montreal is pretty much 100% mob-run, it's cool

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Caedus posted:

Peaches is Pat's American girlfriend, who suddenly started getting harassed for being American. Pat's a Montreal native and they've both lived there together for nearly a decade. Nobody on earth wears a chip on their shoulder like francophone Quebecers goddamn.

i think it's a lot more understandable for Quebecers to have a chip on their shoulder based on their historic treatment

Gringo Heisenberg
May 30, 2009




:dukedog:
now manitoba, there's a good province

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Dont Touch ME posted:

Quebec is Canada's Northern Ireland

Nothing but troubles

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Professor Shark posted:

Alberta is the weird uncle who got lucky in the 90's by being an early investor in some company who now thinks they're some sort of Market Jenius even though they were living in their mother's basement before and now all they talk about is lowering taxes and how "no one appreciates the things I do for this family!!!" every Thanksgiving after getting sloppy drunk

Quebec is the cool uncle in a leather jacket who shows up late and has cool stories

This isn't remotely fair. The cool uncle is also sloppy drunk

Joe Chill
Mar 21, 2013

"What's this dance called?"

"'Radioactive Flesh.' It's the latest - and the last!"
"Yes, there is some racism in Quebec. We're working on that." Quebec Premier François Legault.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Jailbrekr posted:

Where first nations folk keep getting murdered?
.

Umm, do you think this only happens in Alberta?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Far too many people wear shirts in Quebec for it to be equivalent to Florida.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




I heard that the french find Quebecois dialect ridiculous. Someone posted that its sounds like someone speaks Shakespearian English with heavy New York accent.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Cacator posted:

Umm, do you think this only happens in Alberta?

I always lol at these threads and terminally online people opining on “where the racism is” in Alberta because they never bring up the places I’ve actually seen that poo poo go down and instead bring up some tweet they saw two weeks ago.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The first time I visited Montreal we got lost and ended up in a residential area and some guy looked down from his balcony, noticed we were clearly lost, and came running down to help us. I always thought he was being a good fellow, but maybe he just wanted to get rid of us?

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