Columbus, OH day

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vanisher

Everyone in Columbus, OH: "heh, I mean thanks? how awkward. we're just regular people we don't need this idolization."

# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:08

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# ? May 4, 2024 03:03

vanisher

Some teacher, talking through a smirk: "Ah yes and we'll be having a pop quiz the second Monday of October..."

The kids immediately realize the ploy, its Columbus OH day, a day to celebrate the city of Columbus.

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:11

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Cincinnati and Cleveland pointedly not celebrating the occasion

# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:14

vanisher

the mayor of Cleveland pulling the ritual "prank" on Columbus day by calling the mayor of Columbus OH to wish him a happy Cleveland day.

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:26

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

everyone putting a little bit of extra mayo into their ranch smoothie because it's colobus ohio day

# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:29

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

ok what the actual gently caress colombus...

# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:40

vanisher

Luvcow posted:

ok what the actual gently caress colombus...

Choking down 3 different layers of relish to honor Columbus OH

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:44

vanisher

Some guys kids, just sobbing: "No Dad please, it's just a plate full of vinegar and corn"
The Dad: "You'll eat it and you'll sing the song just like every year!"

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:51

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

Some guys kids, just sobbing: "No Dad please, it's just a plate full of vinegar and corn"
The Dad: "You'll eat it and you'll sing the song just like every year!"

# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:58

bog pixie

the flavors definitely scream, but im not so sure about the ohio part

# ? Oct 9, 2020 18:05

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

"you think cincinatti chili sucks? wait till you try our hotdogs"

# ? Oct 9, 2020 18:07

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

the hot dog is a natural casing stuffed with spicy pickled barleycorns

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 18:13

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

buncha columbians sitting around eating Johnny Marzetti and pretending it is a special local dish and not called 'train wreck'

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
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# ? Oct 9, 2020 18:18

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Internet says they also dip their french fries in a Frosty/!?!?!? :stonk:

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Oct 9, 2020 18:19

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 18:39

FutonForensic

vanisher posted:

Some guys kids, just sobbing: "No Dad please, it's just a plate full of vinegar and corn"
The Dad: "You'll eat it and you'll sing the song just like every year!"

# ? Oct 9, 2020 18:46

google THIS

vanisher posted:

Some guys kids, just sobbing: "No Dad please, it's just a plate full of vinegar and corn"
The Dad: "You'll eat it and you'll sing the song just like every year!"

# ? Oct 9, 2020 19:48

google THIS

Buckeyes are good but they're just peanut butter cups made by someone going off a really bad verbal description of a peanut butter cup so how bad could they be?

# ? Oct 9, 2020 19:57

google THIS

Person who invented buckeyes: I ran out of chocolate for the top and they look more like eyeballs than cups I'm terrible at everything :saddowns:

Friend: I know where people will be dumb enough to buy these

# ? Oct 9, 2020 20:06

google THIS

IRL buckeyes are toxic nuts. I'm not sure what that says about Ohioans.

# ? Oct 9, 2020 20:34

FutonForensic

google THIS posted:

IRL buckeyes are toxic nuts. I'm not sure what that says about Ohioans.

it says that they're loving freaks and should be locked inside a dome, a black dome, so no one can see them gently caress and suck and devour their weird rear end corn toxic nut trash. hth

# ? Oct 9, 2020 21:55

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Luvcow posted:

ok what the actual gently caress colombus...

upon further review, I will be choosing a different city to celebrate today. any recs

# ? Oct 9, 2020 22:01

Prof. Crocodile

vanisher posted:

Choking down 3 different layers of relish to honor Columbus OH

# ? Oct 10, 2020 01:19

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Internet says they also dip their french fries in a Frosty/!?!?!?

dont deny it before you try it

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# ? Oct 10, 2020 03:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Luvcow posted:

ok what the actual gently caress colombus...

This is a hot dog war crime

# ? Oct 10, 2020 05:08

clammy

are people in ohio disproportionately into the drew carey show? like do they run reruns in that region because yay ohio

# ? Oct 10, 2020 05:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

clammy posted:

are people in ohio disproportionately into the drew carey show? like do they run reruns in that region because yay ohio

Pretty sure they just eat nasty hot dogs and yell incoherently while making GBS threads themselves

# ? Oct 10, 2020 05:12

clammy

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Pretty sure they just eat nasty hot dogs and yell incoherently while making GBS threads themselves

yeah but do they like the drew carey show is what i wanna know. like you can eat hot dogs and poo poo yourself and still watch tv

# ? Oct 10, 2020 05:16

alnilam

clammy posted:

are people in ohio disproportionately into the drew carey show? like do they run reruns in that region because yay ohio

People from the cleve probably. From y-town, maybe. From columbus and cinci, definitely not

# ? Oct 10, 2020 05:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Doctor Dogballs posted:

the hot dog is a natural casing stuffed with spicy pickled barleycorns

surely I don't need 2 remind u that hot dog is sex. have some respect

# ? Oct 10, 2020 05:46

Macnult

vanisher posted:

Some guys kids, just sobbing: "No Dad please, it's just a plate full of vinegar and corn"
The Dad: "You'll eat it and you'll sing the song just like every year!"

# ? Oct 10, 2020 06:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Ohio delenda est

# ? Oct 10, 2020 09:15

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# ? May 4, 2024 03:03

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vanisher posted:

Some guys kids, just sobbing: "No Dad please, it's just a plate full of vinegar and corn"
The Dad: "You'll eat it and you'll sing the song just like every year!"

lmfao

# ? Oct 14, 2020 12:21

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