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Escape From Noise

Just don't steal the loving road signs! Be respectful to the Fuckingers!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/loving,_Austria

This loving article is great!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Aug 2, 2023

# ? Oct 10, 2020 13:43

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:46

Stoner Sloth

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Just don't steel the loving road signs! Be respectful to the Fuckingers!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/loving,_Austria

This loving article is great!

I think this is my favourite bit:

Commander Schmitzberger, the local police chief, also hinted at other avenues to stop what he calls "foreign criminals" from disturbing order in the village. Regarding these "other avenues", Schmitzberger stated, "[w]hat they are, I am not at liberty to disclose, but we will not stand for the loving signs being removed. It may be very amusing for you British, but loving is simply loving to us. What is this big loving joke? It is puerile."

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# ? Oct 10, 2020 15:01

Stoner Sloth

sign thieves are a real menace apparently, poor Shitterton in England has had to replace their sign with one carved into a ton and a half of stone!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitterton

although in this case it's not just a funny sounding name in another language. also they get bonus points for being on the River Piddle

# ? Oct 10, 2020 15:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:20

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

twin towns

# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:28

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:31

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

prepuce repurposed posted:

well that's just silly

# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:36

Prof. Crocodile

Stoner Sloth posted:

Commander Schmitzberger, the local police chief, also hinted at other avenues to stop what he calls "foreign criminals" from disturbing order in the village. Regarding these "other avenues", Schmitzberger stated, "[w]hat they are, I am not at liberty to disclose, but we will not stand for the loving signs being removed. It may be very amusing for you British, but loving is simply loving to us. What is this big loving joke? It is puerile."

this sentence could not possibly be any funnier. it's high-brow satire, funny words, slapstick, and dirty jokes all at once.

# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Diorama posted:

well that's just silly

Canada doesn't mess around when it comes to funny town names. Almost as good as australia

# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:58

Khanstant

pay me and ill loving go

# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:17

Heather Papps: hello friend

welcome to

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:21

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

lmao

# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:30

Pissed Ape Sexist

Heather Papps posted:

welcome to

Lol in a wholesome way

# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:52

Stoner Sloth

prepuce repurposed posted:

Canada doesn't mess around when it comes to funny town names. Almost as good as australia

this is Victorian but South Australia is especially good imo: Mount Buggery, The Boobs, Break Wind Reserve and Bullshit Hill are some of my favourites

# ? Oct 11, 2020 03:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

lmfao. aus always delivers

# ? Oct 11, 2020 04:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

mom used 2 say I was birthed in a dark car on bullshit hill. I always thought it was a vague metaphor until now

:vince:

# ? Oct 11, 2020 04:24

Escape From Noise

Hahaha! These are good!

# ? Oct 11, 2020 04:34

google THIS

quote:

"The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about loving."

# ? Oct 11, 2020 05:07

Stoner Sloth

Tasmania is also great and varied - from Stinkhole, Knockup and Funny Knob Creek in the north, down through Butt of Liberty, Mossy Nipple Bend, Deep (or round or long or broad) Bottom and Bust-Me-Gut Hill all the way to Humungus Hole, Tonguer's Point, Lovely Bottom and Goon Moor in the south.

it also has Dismal Swamp, Pensioner's Bush, Satan's Lair, Eggs and Bacon Bay, Pisspot Creek, and No No Hole

e: and Grandma's Gut and Bottom Fancy too. in conclusion either do or don't let Tasmanian's draw up new maps of any planets we explore depending on desired results

# ? Oct 11, 2020 06:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

no no hole was my nickname in county jail

~blessed~

# ? Oct 11, 2020 06:45

Escape From Noise

Oregon has some weird ones like Starvation Peak and stuff. They're not very sexy though

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 11, 2020 10:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Oregon has some weird ones like Starvation Peak and stuff. They're not very sexy though

buffalo jump was a place name i thought was very funny till i looked it up

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 11, 2020 17:45

google THIS

Thought exercise: Abbreviating Austria to A

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:12

RazzleDazzleHour

Wait..........why would someone want to steal a sign that says Butt Hole Road?

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:59

RazzleDazzleHour

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Wikipedia article for Street Sign Theft posted:

Street signs on Butt Hole Road in England were stolen over time, because of the use of butt hole as a slang term for "anus".[19] The street was eventually renamed to Archers Way in 2009

# ? Oct 11, 2020 20:00

Heather Papps: hello friend

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

mr archer, reading the news: what the gently caress?!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 12, 2020 02:00

Escape From Noise

Butthole Road take me home
To the place I belong

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:27

Finger Prince

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

take my money already :homebrew:

# ? Oct 12, 2020 04:06

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

i once helped a person on the phone who could not create an email whose last name was f*ckermann. i had a go at pronouncing the man's last name and i actually got it correct and i was like "ohhh. okay. let's see if we can find an alternate email address for you"

mr. fu*ckermann was Very Satisfeid with my service i provided to him,

# ? Oct 12, 2020 04:35

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Mark Fuckerberg

# ? Oct 12, 2020 05:57

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

Finger Prince posted:

ah, well appropriate since Hounslow is a shithole

poop comes from butts, you see,

# ? Oct 12, 2020 12:36

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:46

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Stoner Sloth posted:

sign thieves are a real menace apparently, poor Shitterton in England has had to replace their sign with one carved into a ton and a half of stone!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitterton

although in this case it's not just a funny sounding name in another language. also they get bonus points for being on the River Piddle

Remarkable UK self-own!

# ? Oct 12, 2020 18:56

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