- Escape From Noise
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Just don't steal the loving road signs! Be respectful to the Fuckingers!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/loving,_Austria
This loving article is great!
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Aug 2, 2023
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Oct 10, 2020 13:43
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May 15, 2024 03:34
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- Stoner Sloth
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I think this is my favourite bit:
Commander Schmitzberger, the local police chief, also hinted at other avenues to stop what he calls "foreign criminals" from disturbing order in the village. Regarding these "other avenues", Schmitzberger stated, "[w]hat they are, I am not at liberty to disclose, but we will not stand for the loving signs being removed. It may be very amusing for you British, but loving is simply loving to us. What is this big loving joke? It is puerile."
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Oct 10, 2020 15:01
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- Stoner Sloth
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sign thieves are a real menace apparently, poor Shitterton in England has had to replace their sign with one carved into a ton and a half of stone!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitterton
although in this case it's not just a funny sounding name in another language. also they get bonus points for being on the River Piddle
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Oct 10, 2020 15:07
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Oct 10, 2020 20:19
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Oct 10, 2020 20:20
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- Diorama
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i remember when all this was fields
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twin towns
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Oct 10, 2020 20:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Oct 10, 2020 20:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Oct 10, 2020 20:23
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Oct 10, 2020 20:23
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Oct 10, 2020 20:25
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Oct 10, 2020 20:26
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Oct 10, 2020 20:28
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Oct 10, 2020 20:31
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- Diorama
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i remember when all this was fields
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well that's just silly
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Oct 10, 2020 20:36
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Commander Schmitzberger, the local police chief, also hinted at other avenues to stop what he calls "foreign criminals" from disturbing order in the village. Regarding these "other avenues", Schmitzberger stated, "[w]hat they are, I am not at liberty to disclose, but we will not stand for the loving signs being removed. It may be very amusing for you British, but loving is simply loving to us. What is this big loving joke? It is puerile."
this sentence could not possibly be any funnier. it's high-brow satire, funny words, slapstick, and dirty jokes all at once.
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Oct 10, 2020 20:46
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Canada doesn't mess around when it comes to funny town names. Almost as good as australia
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Oct 10, 2020 20:58
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- Khanstant
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pay me and ill loving go
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Oct 10, 2020 23:17
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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lmao
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Oct 10, 2020 23:30
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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welcome to
Lol in a wholesome way
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Oct 10, 2020 23:52
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- Stoner Sloth
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Canada doesn't mess around when it comes to funny town names. Almost as good as australia
this is Victorian but South Australia is especially good imo: Mount Buggery, The Boobs, Break Wind Reserve and Bullshit Hill are some of my favourites
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Oct 11, 2020 03:50
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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lmfao. aus always delivers
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Oct 11, 2020 04:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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mom used 2 say I was birthed in a dark car on bullshit hill. I always thought it was a vague metaphor until now
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Oct 11, 2020 04:24
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- Escape From Noise
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Hahaha! These are good!
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Oct 11, 2020 04:34
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- Stoner Sloth
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Tasmania is also great and varied - from Stinkhole, Knockup and Funny Knob Creek in the north, down through Butt of Liberty, Mossy Nipple Bend, Deep (or round or long or broad) Bottom and Bust-Me-Gut Hill all the way to Humungus Hole, Tonguer's Point, Lovely Bottom and Goon Moor in the south.
it also has Dismal Swamp, Pensioner's Bush, Satan's Lair, Eggs and Bacon Bay, Pisspot Creek, and No No Hole
e: and Grandma's Gut and Bottom Fancy too. in conclusion either do or don't let Tasmanian's draw up new maps of any planets we explore depending on desired results
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Oct 11, 2020 06:39
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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no no hole was my nickname in county jail
~blessed~
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Oct 11, 2020 06:45
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- google THIS
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Thought exercise: Abbreviating Austria to A
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Oct 11, 2020 19:12
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- RazzleDazzleHour
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Wait..........why would someone want to steal a sign that says Butt Hole Road?
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Oct 11, 2020 19:59
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- RazzleDazzleHour
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Wikipedia article for Street Sign Theft posted:
Street signs on Butt Hole Road in England were stolen over time, because of the use of butt hole as a slang term for "anus".[19] The street was eventually renamed to Archers Way in 2009
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Oct 11, 2020 20:00
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- Escape From Noise
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Butthole Road take me home
To the place I belong
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Oct 12, 2020 03:27
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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take my money already
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Oct 12, 2020 04:06
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- aldantefax
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ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'
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i once helped a person on the phone who could not create an email whose last name was f*ckermann. i had a go at pronouncing the man's last name and i actually got it correct and i was like "ohhh. okay. let's see if we can find an alternate email address for you"
mr. fu*ckermann was Very Satisfeid with my service i provided to him,
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Oct 12, 2020 04:35
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i remember when all this was fields
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ah, well appropriate since Hounslow is a shithole
poop comes from butts, you see,
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Oct 12, 2020 12:36
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sign thieves are a real menace apparently, poor Shitterton in England has had to replace their sign with one carved into a ton and a half of stone!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitterton
although in this case it's not just a funny sounding name in another language. also they get bonus points for being on the River Piddle
Remarkable UK self-own!
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