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I like how in the Shitterton article they dance around but still basically admit that the name means "town where people poo poo"

# ? Oct 12, 2020 19:25

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# ? May 16, 2024 00:35

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

I like how in the Shitterton article they dance around but still basically admit that the name means "town where people poo poo"

Look, you'd be dancin' around too if you were holding in a poo.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 19:33

Escape From Noise

[In Larry the Cable Guy voice]: Shitterton!

# ? Oct 12, 2020 19:43

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

I like how in the Shitterton article they dance around but still basically admit that the name means "town where people poo poo"

That's true of most places, though. The people of Olde Shitterton must have either poo poo more or poo poo better than everybody else.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:08

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugging lmao there was another village of loving but they changed their name to fugging in 1836 to avoid the eventual fate of the other loving

# ? Oct 13, 2020 06:06

Escape From Noise

They should hire Joe Pesci to do a series of tourism ads imho

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# ? Oct 20, 2020 09:20

Ass-penny

Diorama posted:

ah, well appropriate since Hounslow is a shithole

poop comes from butts, you see,

*Muttering to myself while I write in a notepad*

Poop... Butts. Now that makes sense.

# ? Oct 21, 2020 05:55

I Love Loosies

Just wanted you guys to know that they chancing the name to Fugging

# ? Nov 26, 2020 18:47

Prof. Crocodile

I Love Loosies posted:

Just wanted you guys to know that they chancing the name to Fugging

loving 2020 strikes again. :negative:

# ? Nov 26, 2020 19:13

google THIS

I Love Loosies posted:

Just wanted you guys to know that they chancing the name to Fugging

Well, scratch that one off the list of things I'm thankful for

# ? Nov 26, 2020 20:37

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its p funny tbh. like its a tiny place with 105 people and they really dont appreciate the joke

they rejected name changes earlier (2005), maintaining that the name is ancient and has no connection w/ english swears

quote:

everyone here knows what it means in English, but for us loving is loving�and it's going to stay loving.

like they are just really annoyed w/ the entire thing, being humorless austrians

quote:

Commander Schmitzberger, the local police chief, also hinted at other avenues to stop what he calls "foreign criminals" from disturbing order in the village

but c'mon its just too funny. "loving"? lmbo

quote:

We don't find it funny. We just want to be left alone. We don't harm anyone and just want to live in peace

and finally in 2020 they capitulated

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# ? Nov 27, 2020 17:43

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bonus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking_Hell

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# ? Nov 27, 2020 17:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

my name is commander schmitzberger, i'm the loving police chief, and i have never felt joy

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# ? Nov 27, 2020 17:45

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just look at shitterton, uk

the people there embrace the name, and there the etymological roots are exactly what it sounds like

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# ? Nov 27, 2020 17:49

Goons Are Gifts

Here's some alternative Austrian names you might not yet know of, or understand the joke because it's German, but

Some of the highlights translated:
Kotzgraben - Pukepit
St. Blasen - St. Blow
Rohr im Gebirge - Pipe in the mountain
Samendorf - Semen village
Sexling - Sexling
Maria Elend - Maria Despair
Grins - Grinning
Äußere Einöde - Outside Wasteland
Übelbach - Nausea Brook
Mösendorf - Vagina Town
I can't even translate Votzenthalhof for you, because if I would I actually unironcially would have to use a slur (it's has a bit less weight in German though).

# ? Nov 27, 2020 17:55

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its me, im lower stinking well

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# ? Nov 27, 2020 17:56

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since language changes all the time, and that "loving" has had the same meaning for decades, why don't we start saying "fugging" instead? :evilbuddy:

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# ? Nov 27, 2020 18:11

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Nosfereefer posted:

its p funny tbh. like its a tiny place with 105 people and they really dont appreciate the joke

they rejected name changes earlier (2005), maintaining that the name is ancient and has no connection w/ english swears

like they are just really annoyed w/ the entire thing, being humorless austrians

but c'mon its just too funny. "loving"? lmbo

and finally in 2020 they capitulated

fugged up

# ? Nov 27, 2020 22:01

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Thanks to General Foods International Coffee's new loving Cafe flavor, I can visit Austria without ever leaving my home. Enjoy some loving coffee today!

# ? Nov 27, 2020 23:05

Escape From Noise

Glutes Are Great posted:

Here's some alternative Austrian names you might not yet know of, or understand the joke because it's German, but

Mösendorf - Vagina Town

Won't u take me to
Badoobadoo
Vagina town
Badoobadoo
Won't u take me to
Badoobadoo
Vagina toooown

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 00:25

google THIS

Forget it, Jake. It's Vagina Town.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 00:47

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Forget it, Jake. It's Vagina Town.

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 15:04

Prof. Crocodile

google THIS posted:

Forget it, Jake. It's Vagina Town.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 15:09

Entenzahn: erm... quack-ward

Glutes Are Great posted:

Here's some alternative Austrian names you might not yet know of, or understand the joke because it's German, but

Some of the highlights translated:
Kotzgraben - Pukepit
St. Blasen - St. Blow
Rohr im Gebirge - Pipe in the mountain
Samendorf - Semen village
Sexling - Sexling
Maria Elend - Maria Despair
Grins - Grinning
Äußere Einöde - Outside Wasteland
Übelbach - Nausea Brook
Mösendorf - Vagina Town
I can't even translate Votzenthalhof for you, because if I would I actually unironcially would have to use a slur (it's has a bit less weight in German though).

There's a place literally called "hell" a one hour's drive away from me. :thumbsup:

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 15:49

Escape From Noise

Entenzahn posted:

There's a place literally called "hell" a one hour's drive away from me.

I'd almost want to live there just for the opportunity to tell everyone that I truly live in hell.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 16:14

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

I Love Loosies posted:

Just wanted you guys to know that they chancing the name to Fugging

# ? Nov 28, 2020 22:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

In order to combat the changing of loving, Austria to Fugging, we all must now change the cities and towns we live in to have dirty names.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 22:53

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Entenzahn posted:

There's a place literally called "hell" a one hour's drive away from me.

sup fellow hell neighbour

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# ? Nov 28, 2020 23:08

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

"I've always wanted to try loving"--me, a person who wants to visit Austria.

# ? Nov 30, 2020 04:04

Escape From Noise

loving is finished as of November 17, 2020

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# ? Nov 30, 2020 11:27

Finger Prince

I spent some time in loving a few years back, but I haven't been in ages. I enjoy watching people's travel vlogs about it though.

# ? Nov 30, 2020 14:53

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

It's actually a really beautiful area and I would get much enjoy taking in the sights and sounds of loving in person.

# ? Nov 30, 2020 14:55

Stoner Sloth

maybe BYOB should launch a campaign to bring back loving?

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# ? Nov 30, 2020 15:05

Escape From Noise

Stoner Sloth posted:

maybe BYOB should launch a campaign to bring back loving?

Anyone know how to contact Justin Timberlake?

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# ? Nov 30, 2020 15:07

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Stoner Sloth posted:

maybe BYOB should launch a campaign to bring back loving?

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# ? Nov 30, 2020 20:12

Stoner Sloth

could we maybe get our excellent mod GaG to send a petition from BYOB to loving?

# ? Dec 1, 2020 00:37

Stoner Sloth

Stoner Sloth posted:

could we maybe get our excellent mod GaG to send a petition from BYOB to loving?

'from loving with love' would be a great james bond parody title

# ? Dec 1, 2020 00:38

google THIS

Petition to at least put a sign that says FORMERLY loving next to the new sign

# ? Dec 1, 2020 04:39

google THIS

(to a random couple on the street) So I hear you guys aren't loving anymore

# ? Dec 1, 2020 04:44

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# ? May 16, 2024 00:35

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

Petition to at least put a sign that says FORMERLY loving next to the new sign

Mayor: Now I know that we've been loving for a long time, centuries. And I know it's controversial to change that.

Crowd: *hushed whispers of anticipation*

Mayor: But we can embrace that change and move with the times. And so from this day forward we will no longer be loving for now, ladies and gentlemen, we are... *pulls cover off new sign* hosed!

Crowd: *wild applause*

# ? Dec 1, 2020 15:59

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