Jesus christ Jeffrey you're fucking up already?!?!

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Just kidding, everything's great.

Just that it's Jeffrey YOSPOS's first day on the job and it must be stressful.

Let's undermine his confidence (in good spirit) itt

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

you can't fool me jeffrey i know that you are lowtax irl.

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Hell Yeah posted:

you can't fool me jeffrey i know that you are lowtax irl.

Extremely hosed up if true :whitewater:

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Post your spine Mr. Jeff Rey

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I got my eye on this new guy. There WILL be talk around the water cooler.

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

There was a bit of a slowness problem about 12 hours ago. "Heh, meet the new boss.." I quipped and everybody on the bus clapped

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Inept: Jul 8, 2003

Hell Yeah posted:

you can't fool me jeffrey i know that you are lowtax irl.

jeffrey is radium. its the long con

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An Ounce of Gold: Jul 13, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I heard he cancelled the 2020 Goonmeet and took the creamers out of the lunch room.

I haven't confirmed this, but a lot of people have been talking about it.

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gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Dear Geoffrey,

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

jeffrey what can i do to get a high position in your most exalted of administrations. pm me. nothing is off the table

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Jeffrey von YOSPOS.. sounds german

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Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

Icochet posted:

Jeffrey von YOSPOS.. sounds german

and who else was german

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its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

and who else was german

Freud was Austrian

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

and who else was german

loving Scooter

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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I wonder how long it'll take for Jeffrey's name to be a curse in the mouth of the majority of us

Probably longer than most of us will live it took 20 years for that to happen with Lowtax and he was beating everybody he saw (except Uwe Boll)

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My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Icochet posted:

Let's undermine his confidence (in good spirit) itt

I'm trying to come up with a good angle but I just keep coming back to "he bought Something Awful"

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Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Hell Yeah posted:

you can't fool me jeffrey i know that you are lowtax irl.

This was never addressed in any serious manner, we STILL haven't seen a long form birth certificate so this is all BALONEY until we've seen the paper.

And sexy pictures. Jeffory if you read this please send sexy pictures. TIA (Thanks In Advance) thanks

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RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

My Lovely Horse posted:

I'm trying to come up with a good angle but I just keep coming back to "he bought Something Awful"

The biggest red flag tbh

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My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

like, Christ, talk about spending :10bux:

to post on a forum

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Icochet posted:

loving Scooter

Ngl, I am obsessed with that bad German techno band.

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

My Lovely Horse posted:

I'm trying to come up with a good angle but I just keep coming back to "he bought Something Awful"

"he bought 200 000 little liabilities that he is personally responsible for in the eyes of God"

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Icochet posted:

"he bought 200 000 little liabilities that he is personally responsible for in the eyes of God"

Just the right labor force for a shitposting sweatshop.

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

pms still open, heh. referring to my post above, in case you didn't see it. please

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Bust Rodd: Oct 21, 2008; by VideoGames

One time I was dumb and auto banned myself for trying to tell everyone how awesome Mark Hamill is and after everyone, literally everyone called me a stupid baby in QCS, Jeffrey said he agreed with me so that is probably the worst thing that I can say against him is that he hitched his horse to my cart.

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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Oh no, Jeffrey didn't read the stipulation that shmorky was included in the sale.

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Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Bust Rodd posted:

One time I was dumb and auto banned myself for trying to tell everyone how awesome Mark Hamill is and after everyone, literally everyone called me a stupid baby in QCS, Jeffrey said he agreed with me so that is probably the worst thing that I can say against him is that he hitched his horse to my cart.

Ok Jeffrey's canceled.

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Ngl, I am obsessed with that bad German techno band.

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Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Bust Rodd posted:

One time I was dumb and auto banned myself for trying to tell everyone how awesome Mark Hamill is and after everyone, literally everyone called me a stupid baby in QCS, Jeffrey said he agreed with me so that is probably the worst thing that I can say against him is that he hitched his horse to my cart.

reevaluating my feelings on this jeffrey fella in light of these revelations

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Unfinish3d posted:

reevaluating my feelings on this jeffrey fella in light of these revelations

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Chumpy: Dec 28, 2008; Nap Ghost

I bet Jeffrey can't even make search work :colbert:

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i must compose: Jul 4, 2010; Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

Jeffrey has always been a good poster it's good to see good posting met with its just reward (being the owner of a lovely dying website and also truly a very thankless occupation!). A modern day martyr!

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i must compose: Jul 4, 2010; Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

P. S. When is xenforo

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rocketrobot: Jul 11, 2003

How do I know if the new guy is cool or not?

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verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Colonel Cancer posted:

Post your spine Mr. Jeff Rey

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

jeffrey if you click the little question mark below my avatar you can immediately see all my posts in this thread, seems like a fun thing to do

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

rocketrobot posted:

How do I know if the new guy is cool or not?

When the referee shouts "8...9...10!" on top of Uwe Boll's prone mangled body

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SRQ: Nov 9, 2009

yospos amber mode isn't forums wide.
jeff clearly doesn't have our interests in mind. yospos must revolt.

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BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Play posted:

jeffrey what can i do to get a high position in your most exalted of administrations. pm me. nothing is off the table

Sucking cock works in other administrations, why not here.

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Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

I pooped and the poop went out of my butt and right back into my butt it was weird.

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Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

jeffrey, every time i submit a post it adds an extra 'J' at the end. it only started happening after you took over. can you look into it? thanks! J

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