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One day an evil witch kicks you in the junk, steals your lunch money and curses your dick a butthole. She points a withered finger at you and says 'This is the time, now you must choose, making GBS threads or pissing, which will you lose?!' So, would you rather never pee again or never poop again??
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Motherfucker posted:One day an evil witch kicks you in the junk, steals your lunch money and curses your dick a butthole. She points a withered finger at you and says 'This is the time, now you must choose, making GBS threads or pissing, which will you lose?!' Pissing: 1. Always has to happen when youre in the middle of something 2. Not enough time to really check your phone 3. Constant reminder of your aging prostate and impending death making GBS threads 1. A relaxing way to clear your head after coffee 2. Ample time to catch up on the forums 3. Nasty smells to gross out your friends and loved one The choice is easy
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Oct 12, 2020 00:22
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does it take away the biological need to piss and poo poo? is this a question of, would you rather die from a burst colon or an exploding bladder?
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Oct 12, 2020 01:12
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Never poo poo again
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Oct 12, 2020 01:13
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Motherfucker posted:One day an evil witch kicks you in the junk, steals your lunch money and curses your dick a butthole. She points a withered finger at you and says 'This is the time, now you must choose, making GBS threads or pissing, which will you lose?!' drat!
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Oct 12, 2020 01:13
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Both please.
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Oct 12, 2020 01:20
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alright, considering that this witch has pointed at my dick and has cursed it to be a butthole, does it mean I'll be peeing out of my rear end or making GBS threads out of my dick
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Oct 12, 2020 01:52
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Never poo poo again. Easily.
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Oct 12, 2020 01:53
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I will continue to poo poo through my posting
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Oct 12, 2020 02:10
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when i have to pee really bad and then i pee, it's merely a relief. but taking a poo poo feels both like a relief and good. therefore, i choose to retain the ability to poop. checkmate, witch
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Oct 12, 2020 02:14
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Entorwellian posted:Never poo poo again. Easily.
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Oct 12, 2020 03:08
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I have neither a dick nor butthole, OP. But obviously I’d give up pooping, think of the time you’d save! Why I could pick up a new hobby with all that free time.
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Oct 12, 2020 06:33
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i tried really hard to make some sort of joke about the OP's posting being making GBS threads or peeing but i couldnt think of anything. so im going to have to say no more making GBS threads op
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Oct 12, 2020 06:35
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given that I get up like 3-4 times a night to piss I would happily give that bullshit up and let her disappear my dick so I can finally realize my dream of becoming a monotreme: making GBS threads, pissing, and cumming all out of a single unified hole thus will begin my journey of changing my vestigial fleshbag into one that mirrors my real personal identity, a big gay birb
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Oct 12, 2020 17:27
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I have neither a dick nor butthole, OP. But obviously I’d give up pooping, think of the time you’d save! Why I could pick up a new hobby with all that free time. do you really spend more time pooping than you do peeing on an aggregate basis? I don't think I do
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Oct 12, 2020 20:45
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Jim Long-un posted:given that I get up like 3-4 times a night to piss I would happily give that bullshit up and let her disappear my dick so I can finally realize my dream of becoming a monotreme: making GBS threads, pissing, and cumming all out of a single unified hole Instead of all at once, imagine if you could poo poo then piss after from the same hole. The biological bidet...
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Oct 12, 2020 20:48
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Homeless Friend posted:Instead of all at once, imagine if you could poo poo then piss after from the same hole. The biological bidet... it's a cloaca innit
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Oct 12, 2020 20:53
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indigi posted:do you really spend more time pooping than you do peeing on an aggregate basis? I don't think I do Couple hours a day, same as everyone else.
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Oct 12, 2020 22:19
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Relatively easy to piss on the side of the road, harder to poo poo, so I'm going for no more making GBS threads, personally.
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Oct 12, 2020 22:20
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I don't think I would be able to conduct my important research if one ingredient was lacking. Is Obama an option instead?
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Oct 12, 2020 22:28
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Assuming it's just "don't need to do it anymore", pissing can go. It's really annoying waking up first thing absolutely dying to pee and someone else is in the bog so you go to piss in the garden because you literally cannot wait, but it's raining outside so you get damp. F'real, my meds have hosed my bladder & I can no longer go more than 3 hours without peeing. It's miserable.
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Oct 12, 2020 22:41
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I eat the witch, grokk her essence, cast the spell on my enemies.
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Oct 12, 2020 22:45
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Homeless Friend posted:Instead of all at once, imagine if you could poo poo then piss after from the same hole. The biological bidet... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4NL3jyED28
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Oct 12, 2020 23:07
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never poo poo again im gay
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Oct 12, 2020 23:35
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worry free anal whenever i want sign me up
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Oct 12, 2020 23:40
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thats not candy posted:worry free anal whenever i want sign me up
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Oct 12, 2020 23:48
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The rear end has a built in redundancy - the ability to piss. Therefore the choice is simple
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Oct 13, 2020 01:35
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whatever
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Oct 13, 2020 02:25
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does the poo poo get teleported out of your rear end, whats the deal. do farts still exist. a lot of questions
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Oct 13, 2020 02:34
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I would choose to never piss. I hate having piss in my balls
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Oct 13, 2020 02:53
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pooping, i make huge shits that take a while to clean up with my poop katana
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Oct 13, 2020 05:35
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no more making GBS threads? how would you write your posts op
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Oct 13, 2020 05:36
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What happens if someone gets stung by a jellyfish and all you can do is poop?
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Oct 13, 2020 05:53
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How am I supposed to steal company time if I can't poop? The choice is easy
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Oct 13, 2020 06:37
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:does it take away the biological need to piss and poo poo? Important question never answered by op
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