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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > No more shitting or no more peeing.
 
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Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Motherfucker posted:

One day an evil witch kicks you in the junk, steals your lunch money and curses your dick a butthole. She points a withered finger at you and says 'This is the time, now you must choose, making GBS threads or pissing, which will you lose?!'


So, would you rather never pee again or never poop again??

Pissing:
1. Always has to happen when youre in the middle of something
2. Not enough time to really check your phone
3. Constant reminder of your aging prostate and impending death

making GBS threads
1. A relaxing way to clear your head after coffee
2. Ample time to catch up on the forums
3. Nasty smells to gross out your friends and loved one

The choice is easy

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > No more shitting or no more peeing.