its legal to drink in public in BYOB

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The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

I�m walking around drinking and no cops can hassle me. everyone here is having a good time.

# ? Oct 13, 2020 04:55

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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I feel u bro. Real post I walk around my neighborhood with a cold one every night :razzy:

ib like 2 think my neighbors call me the Walkin Drinkin Dude

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# ? Oct 13, 2020 04:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

If I see headlights that look coppy I use a lil sleight of hand 2 make it look like a cherry Sqeeze-it behind my wrist

# ? Oct 13, 2020 04:59

vanisher

The_Rob posted:

I�m walking around drinking and no cops can hassle me. everyone here is having a good time.

(alnilam peeping around a fence and looking over the rim of his shades) move along...

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# ? Oct 13, 2020 04:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Covid basically lets u drink wherever

# ? Oct 13, 2020 04:59

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

yeah I�ve been drinking since noon.

I�m not even drunk

# ? Oct 13, 2020 05:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

practice ur covid face in case they dare 2 hassle u

# ? Oct 13, 2020 05:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

The_Rob posted:

yeah I’ve been drinking since noon.

I’m not even drunk

try rum

# ? Oct 13, 2020 05:01

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

prepuce repurposed posted:

try rum

I�m more of a whisky man myself. but if I�m outside drinking it�s only lovely beer

# ? Oct 13, 2020 05:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

fair

# ? Oct 13, 2020 05:02

more falafel please: forums poster

yeah the parks here were already basically fair game, and there's never been no shortage of old polish guys with a 44oz plastic bottle of king cobra, no bag, but these days I have no problem going down to the park and cracking tallboys with nothing covering them. what am I gonna go to the bar

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 13, 2020 08:52

Goons Are Gifts

the cops will get trashed with you actually

# ? Oct 13, 2020 10:49

alnilam

Goons Are Great posted:

the cops will get trashed with you actually

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# ? Oct 13, 2020 16:12

Ass-penny

Goons Are Great posted:

the cops will get trashed with you actually

I don't get trashed with cops, I just put them in the trash.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 00:21

Escape From Noise

No law against drinking in public in Japan!

Same with New Orleans

# ? Oct 14, 2020 05:25

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

there I was just struttin down Rue le Hurf, road soda in my hand, sippin on my 50/50 without a care. I love it round here, everywhere I go people yelling cheers, offerin a joint now and again. the sun is goin down but I think I�ll follow it to where it sets, I�ll find another drink when I get there.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 05:44

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Evil Bob posted:

there I was just struttin down Rue le Hurf, road soda in my hand, sippin on my 50/50 without a care. I love it round here, everywhere I go people yelling cheers, offerin a joint now and again. the sun is goin down but I think I’ll follow it to where it sets, I’ll find another drink when I get there.

I consider u the Norm (from Cheers) of byob sir. That's a big get

# ? Oct 14, 2020 05:54

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Fun fact: the backpack of my space suit is a giant box of wine

# ? Oct 15, 2020 17:03

Ass-penny

Drinking in public is extra legal in BYOB, the mayor approaches you, bows, and hands you the key to the city.

# ? Oct 15, 2020 18:19

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I love drinking on the street in byob, when the fuzz rides by I flip em the bird "Move along boys, the donut shop is that way"

# ? Oct 15, 2020 20:45

Pissed Ape Sexist

You better go get me a pitcher
Of motherfuckin mop'n'glo
Last one done drinking has to masturbate
So lock and load
"Excuse me sir, I think you're bleeding"
I don't care, gently caress it yo
You could stick your fist up my butt
And my rear end wouldn't know

# ? Oct 15, 2020 21:38

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I didn't realize drinking in public was against the law outside of byob until like 15 years into it

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# ? Oct 15, 2020 23:37

Joey McChrist

The_Rob posted:

I�m walking around drinking and no cops can hassle me. everyone here is having a good time.

*pulls two tallboys out of my cargo shorts like john cena*

# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:21

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Joey McChrist posted:

*pulls two tallboys out of my cargo shorts like john cena*

hell Yeah brother

# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

sometimes I open my curtains and stand at the window with a giant martini glass just so passers-by are crystal clear on my status

# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:04

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I had to come to BYOB to drink my bottled water because they got extremely angry at me in the other forums when I drank in public.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 04:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

hosed up if true

# ? Oct 16, 2020 04:18

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I had to come to BYOB to drink my bottled water because they got extremely angry at me in the other forums when I drank in public.

the other forums can be....not chill

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:11

Ass-penny

prepuce repurposed posted:

sometimes I open my curtains and stand at the window with a giant martini glass just so passers-by are crystal clear on my status

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:27

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I like to go stand out on the edge of BYOB with a six pack, just sit on the bench across the way from the other forums, crackin open cold ones while getting dirty looks from the posters over yonder.

"these folks need to chill out" i think to myself

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:29

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Evil Bob posted:

I like to go stand out on the edge of BYOB with a six pack, just sit on the bench across the way from the other forums, crackin open cold ones while getting dirty looks from the posters over yonder.

"these folks need to chill out" i think to myself

I�m usually swimming In the waves throwing back cold ones deep in the BYOB ocean.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:33

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

The_Rob posted:

I�m usually swimming In the waves throwing back cold ones deep in the BYOB ocean.

I like to swim to the buoy then head back to the bonfire and take a swig off my flask of whiskey before passing it around to my friends. Just lay back on my towel looking at the stars over head, letting the music from the stereo and the murmur of voices take me away. Theres nothing to worry about here, its all good.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:37

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Evil Bob posted:

I like to swim to the buoy then head back to the bonfire and take a swig off my flask of whiskey before passing it around to my friends. Just lay back on my towel looking at the stars over head, letting the music from the stereo and the murmur of voices take me away. Theres nothing to worry about here, its all good.

yo man I�m vibing off of your post.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

vibing is key when tryna keep poo poo tight

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:43

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

The_Rob posted:

yo man I’m vibing off of your post.

Wow, vibin, now thats what I'm talking about

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:49

Ass-penny

Evil Bob posted:

I like to swim to the buoy then head back to the bonfire and take a swig off my flask of whiskey before passing it around to my friends. Just lay back on my towel looking at the stars over head, letting the music from the stereo and the murmur of voices take me away. Theres nothing to worry about here, its all good.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 07:03

more falafel please: forums poster

is it still bannable to drunk post in grey forums. I basically left after LF shut down

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 07:31

Christoph

I hide my booze in a brown bag and call it cryptobooze

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 16:30

Pissed Ape Sexist

I drink wine out of Snoop Dogg's shoe and call it crip toe booze

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 16:38

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# ? May 4, 2024 22:55

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Just got back from a swim in Lake OHBEE, now im going to walk to the corner store while drinking coffee with a bit of whiskey in it. But instead of pouring whiskey into my coffee, i pour my coffee into the whiskey bottle, so everyone knows im on that level.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 17:35

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