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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
ok b4 i start here's a GIS pic of a snail and a slug so u know what they look like

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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
snails:

- got da cool shell
- can protect themselves from predators
- make great pets
- can be photoshopped to have human titties

slgu:

- no shell, fail!
- got like some camel hump thing or "internal shell" which is like some hard skin
- bicth a bird or poo poo can just like eat around that or swallow it whole like ninty percent of the animal kingdom doesnt chew
- can be killed be a beer can

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i found this while searching for slug facts

Iron Chef Ramen

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
a snail is a pokevolved slug

it had to beat up a lot of smaller insects to get that shell

Heather Papps

hello friend


a shotgun slug is a more formidable enemy than a flail snail



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Macnult

Putty posted:

i found this while searching for slug facts



lol classic larry

google THIS

I found this while looking up "snails vs slugs" and while this is surely not the final word on the subject I think it warrants consideration

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

I found this while looking up "snails vs slugs" and while this is surely not the final word on the subject I think it warrants consideration


Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Heather Papps posted:

a shotgun slug is a more formidable enemy than a flail snail

dude shootem: *pumps banana slug* let's show these alien bastards why i'm king of the jungle...

for reference duke and that serious sam guy pump no animals because they are not gross idiots

Trying

fully sexual slugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG9qpZ89qzc

Escape From Noise

Putty posted:

snails:

- can be photoshopped to have human titties

Uhhhhh, pretty sure those titties are not photoshopped in.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
snails w/ natural breasts made 2 feel inferior yet again. smh :thumbsdown:

Ass-penny


Please don't post videos of me having sex.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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Ass-penny

Heather Papps posted:

a shotgun slug is a more formidable enemy than a flail snail

Glad to see you postin' again HP.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


google THIS posted:

I found this while looking up "snails vs slugs" and while this is surely not the final word on the subject I think it warrants consideration



A viewpoint that I had never considered. Thank you

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVWQCd5j_ec

xcheopis


Slug superiority



Heather Papps

hello friend


good luck ambling into a saloon and ordering a snail of whiskey



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


what's the deal with salt? are snails cool with it or what


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

good luck ambling into a saloon and ordering a snail of whiskey

You were saying?

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
-salt granules bounce harmlessly off of the snail shell. Maybe. Is that true?

nut

cuz snails don’t shake like that

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


nut posted:

cuz snails don’t shake like that

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Manifisto



nature is a truly a strange and repulsive marvel

Heather Papps

hello friend



:negative: but with a snail shell on



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

more falafel please

forums poster

Manifisto posted:

nature is a truly a strange and repulsive marvel

macaroni in a pot




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Android Blues

google THIS posted:

I found this while looking up "snails vs slugs" and while this is surely not the final word on the subject I think it warrants consideration


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

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Heather Papps

hello friend






thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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