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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

N:

V: pretty good

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japtor
Oct 28, 2005

Metapod posted:

Speaking of analytics most of yall missed an absolute meltdown by the announcers at the end of the game when Houston went for 2. Dude pulled out a laminated card and everything to show how the call was bad and its analytics fault
It was Rich Gannon. I assume Gruden gave it to him and said to hold on to it for life and make all life decisions based on it.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4O_sZBS4Y

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

japtor posted:

It was Rich Gannon. I assume Gruden gave it to him and said to hold on to it for life and make all life decisions based on it.

Greatest quarterback to ever play for the University of Delaware Blue Hens!

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Asproigerosis posted:

Greatest quarterback to ever play for the University of Delaware Blue Hens!

if only Delaware had a Super Bowl MVP quarterback who put together arguably the greatest NFL post season ever

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Come on Joe you can do it

https://twitter.com/ToddFuhrman/status/1317950576664084481?s=20

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Metapod posted:

Speaking of analytics most of yall missed an absolute meltdown by the announcers at the end of the game when Houston went for 2. Dude pulled out a laminated card and everything to show how the call was bad and its analytics fault

Here's the clip: https://youtu.be/sTDENzpW7tw

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Holy poo poo. Flacco is... probably one game away from passing Montana?

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Flacco owns, f word the haters

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
oh, your qb is smart enough to slide? Can't relate

https://twitter.com/ChristjanW/status/1318061629532119040

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Joe Flacco kind of has a haircut you can set your watch to, I guess?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Spoeank posted:

oh, your qb is smart enough to slide? Can't relate

Just...that's the guy you're most likely to blow up on the field and you loving lit yourself up and he's standing at the end. You tried to do that to the same type of guy 2 years ago and it ended your season.

Disable the truck stick on Jimmy's controller, it doesn't work for poo poo anyway.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Lifespan posted:

Holy poo poo. Flacco is... probably one game away from passing Montana?

The one time a Greg Williams defense would be useful.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Lifespan posted:

Holy poo poo. Flacco is... probably one game away from passing Montana?

He's on the Jets, so more like six.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Spoeank posted:

oh, your qb is smart enough to slide? Can't relate

https://twitter.com/ChristjanW/status/1318061629532119040

Jimmy G really has no sense of self-preservation. You’d think he’d learn after his ACL exploding fighting for a meaningless yard a few years ago, but alas

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Generally it's the bad quarterbacks that are willing to sacrifice their bodies for yards because they know they're expendable, while the good quarterbacks wisely slide and protect themselves because they know they're too valuable to lose.

At least Jimmy "Benched for CJ Beathard" G knows which group he belongs in!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/FO_ASchatz/status/1318189917927858177

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

I refuse to learn what DVOA means but I appreciate the recognition of the football Dolphins.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
I think Miami's positive numbers are the result of keeping it sort of close against the good teams and thrashing the bad teams. It'll be interesting to see what happens when they play another mediocre team.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It also helps a lot that they murdered the 49ers. Who just thoroughly outplayed the Rams, crushed two awful teams, and kept their other 2 games close, so DVOA likes them.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
It was incredibly enjoyable to see the Bucs just beat the piss out of Rodgers yesterday and watch as they had no answer for Bowles.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



wandler20 posted:

It was incredibly enjoyable to see the Bucs just beat the piss out of Rodgers yesterday and watch as they had no answer for Bowles.

Kept waiting for that vintage Rodgers 40 yard pass to some shmuck, but everytime he either got plastered before he threw the ball or the ball would drop into frame and you'd see 2 buccaneers with a better shot at it then the WR.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Catfish Noodlin posted:

I refuse to learn what DVOA means but I appreciate the recognition of the football Dolphins.

DVOA = Dorks Valuing Over Analysis

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

tarbrush posted:

I think Miami's positive numbers are the result of keeping it sort of close against the good teams and thrashing the bad teams. It'll be interesting to see what happens when they play another mediocre team.

Belichick's blitz package is loving hilarious when it's not aimed at you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9rVkgztbEo

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Catfish Noodlin posted:

Belichick's blitz package is loving hilarious when it's not aimed at you.

All of analytical twitter: Lemme see them dots

https://twitter.com/PatrickClaybon/status/1317962426634051584

It's extremely funny that that came on 7 blocking 5.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/gdowning14/status/1318191776214228999

he literally throws the dude out of the frame with one arm :lol:

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Kalli posted:

Kept waiting for that vintage Rodgers 40 yard pass to some shmuck, but everytime he either got plastered before he threw the ball or the ball would drop into frame and you'd see 2 buccaneers with a better shot at it then the WR.

As a long time Bucs fan I fully anticipated them to meltdown after halftime and the Packers win with a last second field goal. This was nice and it was great they didn't let up on defense even when the Packers put Tim Boyle in.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

All part of an elite sandwich.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Kalli posted:

All of analytical twitter: Lemme see them dots

https://twitter.com/PatrickClaybon/status/1317962426634051584

It's extremely funny that that came on 7 blocking 5.

Who knows what damage Sam Eguavoen could cause if you didn't triple-team him

Hamhandler fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Oct 19, 2020

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Mystic Stylez posted:

N:

V: pretty good

if 2-3 years ago you told me the ravens would be consistently scoring around ~30 a game I wouldn't believe you. So you better believe I'm enjoying this poo poo

TURGID TOMFOOLERY
Nov 1, 2019

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1318205502640226304?s=21

Elite

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Somehow Joe Flacco has started 9 more games then Joe Montana did

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



DariusLikewise posted:

Somehow Joe Flacco has started 9 more games then Joe Montana did

Montana didn't start his rookie year, and only half his sophmore (what, put Steve DeBerg on the bench???). Lost chunks of two seasons to strikes, then two full seasons late in his career to injuries before he went to the Chiefs.

That said, he also started like 25 postseason games, and those stats should really be added in when we talk about players

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Woke up today and Gase still has a job.

2020 is wild.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Kalli posted:

Montana didn't start his rookie year, and only half his sophmore (what, put Steve DeBerg on the bench???). Lost chunks of two seasons to strikes, then two full seasons late in his career to injuries before he went to the Chiefs.

That said, he also started like 25 postseason games, and those stats should really be added in when we talk about players

My argument is more that Joe Flacco has had maybe 2 good full seasons as a starter and one ridiculous post-season and has somehow turned that into 11 year, 173 games started career. It's laughable especially in an era where passing numbers have exploded.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

OxySnake posted:

Woke up today and Gase still has a job.

Honestly, does anyone think the Jets are going to win a game? I mean, bad teams always find a way to steal one, but the Jets are getting wiped so badly I can't see when they would even have a window. Just looking at the rest of their schedule and even when they are playing mediocre teams I'm just thinking "well that will be a blow out."

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



When you get traded from the Jets:

https://twitter.com/PSchrags/status/1318164478010314755

That said, I think Gase has been shown to be enough of a talent neutralizer that I bet if they fired Gase, got Darnold back that they'd end up playing a game or three well enough to squeeze out a win or two.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Lifespan posted:

Honestly, does anyone think the Jets are going to win a game? I mean, bad teams always find a way to steal one, but the Jets are getting wiped so badly I can't see when they would even have a window. Just looking at the rest of their schedule and even when they are playing mediocre teams I'm just thinking "well that will be a blow out."

I can see them beating the browns if the browns continue trending down and since we're far enough out maybe the pats if they sit everyone and don't try and also continue to get worse but... yeah they're great candidates for losing out. ESPN's matchup predictor is giving them ~30% vs the chargers and browns as the best matchups for them.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, also teams change over a season (this only applies if they fire Gase). For example, the Dolphins last year at this point had a -150 point differential, were in serious contention for worst teams ever and... they won 5 games.

The Jets are capable of looking like a merely bad team, but Gase gotta go.

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cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Honestly at this point do you want to win a game?

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