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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


This is a thread to talk about our most wholesome buddy. This Orlando-based dude is commonly known as Reviewbrah and he reviews every new thing that pops up at a fast food place. My man has reviewed WATER and different energy drinks. Been watching for a long time. He doesn't do podcasts. He does a RADIO SHOW that he sends out on some sort of long-form radio signal that I don't understand.

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheReportOfTheWeek

Fartington Butts fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Oct 15, 2020

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


What I said about podcasts was a lie. He puts out his radio shows as a podcast.

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


he's a pretty cool and charming young fella, if a little long-winded. I only wish I'd figured out people were interested in watching frozen pizza reviews back when he did.

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

His reviews are pretty on-point and entertaining, plus his demeanor reminds me of a friend who passed away :unsmith:

CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!

Are there any other gems he's known for aside from "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"?

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Cross-Section posted:

His reviews are pretty on-point and entertaining, plus his demeanor reminds me of a friend who passed away :unsmith:

I am sorry about your friend.

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

Fartington Butts posted:

I am sorry about your friend.

Thank you.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

I'm a fan of this guy who looks like an alien from outer space.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Previa_fun posted:

I'm a fan of this guy who looks like an alien from outer space.

You shut your mouth about fast-food-sampling time-traveling teenage Dave Byrne

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Previa_fun posted:

I'm a fan of this guy who looks like an alien from outer space.

He will be played by Tilda Swinton in the biopic about his life.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Reviewbrah is 100% a human and is not an alien lifeform

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Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
Hes like Tony Soprano, except for everything.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

CmdrRiker posted:

Are there any other gems he's known for aside from "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"?

770e4133fe864efdb5a3d5860573ed6c

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://i.imgur.com/BZlPiqg.mp4

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Our good man has some advice*:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJqMBBn3fI

*but lol gently caress Trump holy poo poo

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

I do not like the watery-eyed alien masquerading as a human to review food

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


WEH posted:

I do not like the watery-eyed alien masquerading as a human to review food

I do not like this slander.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7jIUgxfI68

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i love him

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CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!

He's cool. His suits do be big, though.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


CmdrRiker posted:

He's cool. His suits do be big, though.

The king of Florida thrift shoppin'.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I do feel like his comments could offer more constructive feedback on his wardrobe

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Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

Conversely I get annoyed when I scroll down to the comments on his videos and they're more "reviewbrah uhgghghg" than they are actually about the videos themselves

serves me right for looking at youtube comments

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

if only there were some place for fast food discussion online. sadly, this is an imperfect world

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
he sounds like alan alda to me

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


He eats oreos with water???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aAAjqv4gRQ

Fartington Butts fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Dec 9, 2020

WEH
Feb 22, 2009


i warned you!!

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic2dwrqzReY

Happy new years from Brah.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSUT1_Jyt1s

This looks pretty goddamn good.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

It does, but not a proper Detroit style pizza.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


https://twitter.com/IAmReviewbrah/status/1363186315836215301

Jfc it's only been 10 years? In my head he's been doing this for 15.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

as a Detroiter, Pizza Hut can lick my ballsack and taint

i'd suck off ReviewBrah though. a good man who found his purpose on this planet

e:

Wikipedia posted:

In 2021, after about one year of development and 500 iterations, Pizza Hut released four versions of its Detroit-style pizza.[29][30] Reviews from the Washington Post and Uproxx mention that while the trademark elements of Detroit-style pizza are represented, there were some shortcomings that resulted in a negative experience.[31][32] The Takeout provided a positive review overall, though it also had some negative feedback about the sauce.[33]

lol

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Feb 25, 2021

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


His incorporeality is showing in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MopgfocPqhI

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Fartington Butts posted:

His incorporeality is showing in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MopgfocPqhI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khoIkMTeAHc

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Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
I bet he plays classical guitar like a sick oval office with those nails

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Oh Don Piano posted:

I bet he plays classical guitar like a sick oval office with those nails

he'd sit down and spend an hour and a half giving you his thoughts on the latest taco bell concoction and then he'd bust out some Spanish guitar and blow your mind out the back of your rear end.

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Sounds like a good time to me.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I sincerely hope this man never gets cancelled for doing something terrible. He is very good.

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
why is his name The Report Of The Week

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

indigi posted:

why is his name The Report Of The Week

IIRC he's a short wave radio enthusiast who does/did generic news shows on there before falling into doing Running on Empty and becoming exponentially more popular from that.

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


It's Friday night. Almost Saturday.

Kick up. Relax. Watch this good man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK4Ux4tlhpw

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