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i saw this bottle of spriteTM hanging from a tree in the woods, and when i went to grab it, i fell into a pit that was concealed with sticks and leaves. |
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and before you accuse me of being out of touch with today's hip lingo i should tell you: i wanted to have sex with that bottle of spriteTM |
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Oct 15, 2020 21:20
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at home i poke tiny holes in the dr pepper cans and drain them completely before refilling them with sand grain by grain and restocking them in the grocery store
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Oct 15, 2020 21:43
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My only move in Bullfrog Productions' Theme Park |
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Oct 15, 2020 21:48
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nut posted:at home i poke tiny holes in the dr pepper cans and drain them completely before refilling them with sand grain by grain and restocking them in the grocery store So embarrassed about that time I was playing cards with the guys and cans of dr pepper came up. They were all teasing me saying I had never even held a can of doctor pepper before, they all laughed when they asked me what a can of dr pepper feels like and I said "Like its filled with sand"
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Oct 15, 2020 22:00
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right there with you op. when i'm craving the lemon-lime thristquenching power of spriteTM, there's no telling how many pits, nets, and abysses i'll plummet into for just a drop of that fizzy good stuff.
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Oct 15, 2020 22:02
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Evil Bob posted:So embarrassed about that time I was playing cards with the guys and cans of dr pepper came up. They were all teasing me saying I had never even held a can of doctor pepper before, they all laughed when they asked me what a can of dr pepper feels like and I said "Like its filled with sand"
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Oct 15, 2020 22:05
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My buddy tries to warn me that the tall drink of water I've got my eye on is actually a soda and thus not very hydrating, but I refuse to listen. That's obviously just a crease in her skirt, I insist, not a pull tab bulge. |
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Oct 15, 2020 22:08
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op how are you getting signal in the woods? maybe call and try to have a pizza delivered? maybe call and try to have a pizza delivered and also a 2 liter bottle of sprite? |
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Oct 16, 2020 01:50
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You find yourself on the beach. Near you is a cooler; nestled between the ice cubes is a single, 20 Fl Oz bottle of SpriteTM >> examine sprite [ Perception check: PASSED ] The SpriteTM is riddled with poison. A classic thirst trap! You would surely die if you drink the SpriteTM. >> drink sprite You would surely die if you drink SpriteTM. Are you sure? >> drink sprite You drink the SpriteTM. You are dead. Congratulations! You win
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Oct 16, 2020 03:15
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The Voice of Labor posted:op how are you getting signal in the woods? the only place that delivers to the pit in the woods has pepsi products. 
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Oct 16, 2020 03:26
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FutonForensic posted:You find yourself on the beach. Near you is a cooler; nestled between the ice cubes is a single, 20 Fl Oz bottle of SpriteTM another byob success story 
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Oct 16, 2020 03:26
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settle for a sierra mist and maybe get some help out of the hole? unless it was that very same pizza place that set the trap |
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Oct 16, 2020 04:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhQJSo3mGpE sharpened stakes hidden in the nestea plunge pits accounts for the most soft drink related injuries per year. please help, and donate what you can.
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Did You Know? the "take the nestea plunge" campaign ads always played back-to-back with PSAs for the suicide hotline
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