I could use a little help getting out of this thirst trap

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > I could use a little help getting out of this thirst trap

FutonForensic

right there with you op. when i'm craving the lemon-lime thristquenching power of sprite^TM, there's no telling how many pits, nets, and abysses i'll plummet into for just a drop of that fizzy good stuff.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2020 22:02

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 00:40

FutonForensic

You find yourself on the beach. Near you is a cooler; nestled between the ice cubes is a single, 20 Fl Oz bottle of Sprite^TM

>> examine sprite

[ Perception check: PASSED ]

The Sprite^TM is riddled with poison. A classic thirst trap! You would surely die if you drink the Sprite^TM.

>> drink sprite

You would surely die if you drink Sprite^TM. Are you sure?

>> drink sprite

You drink the Sprite^TM. You are dead. Congratulations! You win

# ¿ Oct 16, 2020 03:15

FutonForensic

Did You Know? the "take the nestea plunge" campaign ads always played back-to-back with PSAs for the suicide hotline

# ¿ Oct 17, 2020 03:49

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