- Prof. Crocodile
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i saw this bottle of spriteTM hanging from a tree in the woods, and when i went to grab it, i fell into a pit that was concealed with sticks and leaves.
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May 16, 2024 21:00
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- Prof. Crocodile
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and before you accuse me of being out of touch with today's hip lingo i should tell you: i wanted to have sex with that bottle of spriteTM
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Oct 15, 2020 21:20
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- Prof. Crocodile
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op how are you getting signal in the woods?
maybe call and try to have a pizza delivered?
maybe call and try to have a pizza delivered and also a 2 liter bottle of sprite?
the only place that delivers to the pit in the woods has pepsi products. 
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Oct 16, 2020 03:26
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- Prof. Crocodile
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You find yourself on the beach. Near you is a cooler; nestled between the ice cubes is a single, 20 Fl Oz bottle of SpriteTM
>> examine sprite
[ Perception check: PASSED ]
The SpriteTM is riddled with poison. A classic thirst trap! You would surely die if you drink the SpriteTM.
>> drink sprite
You would surely die if you drink SpriteTM. Are you sure?
>> drink sprite
You drink the SpriteTM. You are dead. Congratulations! You win
another byob success story 
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