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Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
There is a good chance everybody knows about this, and it's old hat, but hey, there's a chance that it isn't.

I've been playing around with https://app.inferkit.com/demo (thanks Pro Target), and having a lot of fun with how the AI continues from your prompt. I'm not sure if this is GPT-3 or an older AI, but it's a lot of fun.

In the following examples, the bold text is what I fed the machine, and the rest is what it gave me.

Rude words:

quote:

Joe: Get hosed mate.

Frank: Oh gently caress off, will you? You oval office.

Joe: How am I a oval office?
Get hosed mate.

Frank: OH gently caress! [whimpers in pain] FU oval office!

Frank: (thump, thump)

Joe: How is that possible?

Frank: Oh god. Oh poo poo. What are you gonna do now? Get hosed, or what?

Joe: Get hosed.

Frank: Oh, gently caress off, you poo poo. gently caress OFF!

Frank: (groans) Ahh gently caress.

Joe: What the gently caress is happening?

Frank: I can't feel anything.

Joe: What are you talking about? You're moving like you're dancing.

Frank: (at his home, where he is having a look around) oval office.

Joe: What is that feeling?

Star Trek:

quote:

Worf: Captain, baddies are here.

Picard: That's bad.

Worf: They are hailing us.

Picard: On screen.


Bashir: That's impossible!

Riker: They can't be!

Worf: Two ships off-ramp.

[Bashir scans through the schematic with his VISOR]

Bashir: Number one, I detect a single phaser discharge on a power conduit that leads to the Captain's chair. The Klingon ship fired at it.

Riker: Gather our forces and

[Picard stands up]

Worf: There's an alien vessel off the port bow, sir. We must prevent it from reaching the hull.

[Worf leads Riker to the bridge]

Worf: Captain. I know you've suffered a

quote:

GBS is a forum full of goons: ultra-nerds. They used to worship 'Lowtax', but those days are gone. He's a wife-beating deadbeat. So, he leaves. https://t.co/nSVmcQqVnU — wth (@Socialism) September 26, 2016

People on the thread are there to provide advice on how to successfully run the Ponzi scheme.

In a forum on the Ponzi forum, forum user 'teeshee_d' described the steps needed to "recover from a loss on your investment scheme."

"As with any Ponzi scheme, the money you put into it is someone else's money," said teeshee_d. "If you lose your whole investment in Ponzi, you can always stop working there and return your funds


Knock yourselves out.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

quote:

The year is 2039. I have just 3D printed my anime girlfriend. And she looks loving awesome.


Short but sweet.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

quote:

"Bowsette!?" I exclaimed. "What are you doing here?"

She leaned down, and I found myself looking at my adversary. "Well, if you're not going to listen, I'll just have to do it for you," she chuckled.

"Well…?"

"Wiz," she confirmed, as she placed her left hand on my hand. "Yours is for her, and mine is for you."

"Uh…" I said, and began stroking her delicate hand. She shuddered at the contact, and looked down. "Oh no…"

She smiled, and back off a bit. "I was going to wait for you after, but now that you're in such a hurry, we can start it then.

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields

quote:

poo poo + Poo = megashit.

rear end + Butt = megabutt.


rear end + Smell = megasmell.

rear end + poo poo + Poo = megashit.

rear end + poo poo + poo poo + Poo = megabutt.

rear end + poo poo + Shits + Poo = megashit.

rear end + poo poo + Shits + Shits = megashit.

rear end + poo poo + Shits + poo poo + Poo = megashit.

rear end + poo poo + Shits + Shits + poo poo + poo poo = megashit.

rear end + poo poo + poo poo + poo poo + Poo = megashit.

rear end + poo poo + poo poo + poo poo + Shits = megashit.

rear end + poo poo + poo poo + poo poo + Shits + Shits = megashit.

rear end + poo poo + Shits + Shits + Shits + poo poo = megashit.

lmao

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

quote:

Nature Trail to Hell
in 3D!

10 parks and 3,820 acres
NPS coordinates: 37°31'29"N 118°25'38"W

someone check for a corpse

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
uhh...

quote:

Big Red: Please scream right at my bare rear end!
Logan the Douche: You mean...THIS rear end RIGHT HERE!?!?!?!?
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!
King of the Xtreme: Overdose of amnesia and massive fragmentation of ego
Logan the Douche: You just shot me! Get your gun off me!
Logan the Douche: YOU GUNLESS CHILD!
King of the Xtreme: Gotcha!
Logan the Douche: YOU hosed THE DAMNED GODS!
King of the Xtreme: You do not loving get away with this!
King of the Xtreme: I'll choke you to death!
King of the Xtreme: Go to hell!
King of the Xtreme: Anyone except the poor ones!
Logan the Douche: YES, I WILL! I CAN'T BEAT YOU

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
HeY commie. how many peoel of color do you like ?

probably none becuase your a commie and you hate any thing not white

comies are racist. gently caress you piece of scrap
poo poo

and leejfay

put that frog up some place and burn that country to the ground

IF YOU REEEEEEEEEE

If you think so, then get the gently caress out of here.

You're using racist tropes to derail my criticism.

You're a lame...

you're a lame person.. youre being racist, you want to push a narrative

Idiot

- Why ?

- We have not been successful

What is successful ?

The most success, the most power ?

- I'm sorry but...

- What has been successful ?

- $ $ $ $ a day

With your money, with your job

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields

quote:

McFarlanes "The Orville" really captures the zeitgeist, in the sense that the moral themes that made "The Office" so successful have become deeply embedded into the zeitgeist of the day. This is happening not only in America, but in Great Britain and even on the continent. We live in times when happiness, passion, and success are heavily intertwined with vanity, conceit, and emotional detachment. As a result, the show has been warmly embraced by a broad range of viewers, from die-hard fans of the book to people who couldn't care less about books. As in the 1980s, this shows the seeds

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
gently caress deer. Deer loving suck rear end and I hate them. Goddammit I hate those idiot motherfuckers so much. These loving rear end fuckers never understood it. They will go back to their stupid ways. Die. gently caress the world. gently caress my rear end. gently caress world! gently caress there. The world gently caress! gently caress my rear end! gently caress deer. gently caress deer gently caress rear end. gently caress rear end gently caress. gently caress rear end in a top hat rear end. gently caress rear end fuckers. gently caress the world. gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you

:hmmyes:

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

quote:

i didnt gently caress my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. I didnt gently caress my cat. Its not true. When he was young i used to gently caress him so much he got lazy. He didnt gently caress me.He didnt get married for two years and he didn't have sex with me in that time. My cat never loving slept with me.The sex I have with him was not with my permission or because I told him to. He will not gently caress me because he doesn't want me to gently caress his girlfriend.And I said and I said " No." when the girl on "Tropical Vixen" asked him to. His girlfriend said he could gently caress her if he

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields

quote:

I slowly slid my throbbing cock into the lubed watermelon, feeling the tough rind caress my meatus, as I took in the flavors and flavor the skin and pink flesh was dripping with. At first I wasn't sure whether it was the squash, the other ingredients, or my anticipation that made my face and lips flush as the thick but soft flesh slid in.

As I raised my hips to watch my reflection in the waterslide, I felt a handful of fluid burst from my body, and I was left with a certain wet spot in the otherwise-dark water.

My eyes were drawn to it and I gasped for air. The spurt did not fade away, nor did



HA!

quote:

Anal Marxism is, essentially, a bourgeois concept, co-opted by those who possess the means of making GBS threads. It is not, of course, new, but merely a "politically correct" version of the theory and practice of anal intercourse. Many early socialism advocates were pussies, as was shown when they were "recognized" as Marxists by Marx. And so, ironically, we find that "secularists" in the service of "realists" who have no real need of the theory themselves were the ones who promoted Marx's theory for pussies.

The "scientific" study of "Anal Marxism" not only promises to whitewash Marx's and Engels'

Diorama fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Oct 15, 2020

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

quote:

its 4:30 AM. I'm naked in my kitchen with a carrot in my rear end and a song in my heart. 3:15 PM. Someone knocks on the door. My stepfather says, "Masturbate for me, baby girl." 1:08 AM. I'm on the toilet again, fast. my brother is jerking off and I'm jerking myself off from the TV. 2:33 AM. I'm in my room masturbating. I have cock tattoos on my butt and tits. My stepfather asks me if I masturbate all the time, and I say yes, but sometimes I take my brother out to masturbate. 1:33 AM. I'm on the bathtub now. My father is pissing on me. He's passing gas, and he keeps pissing onto my

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

quote:

Bill: So I've been thinking about moving to Oklahoma.

Susan: What? Why?! I thought you loved it here!


Bill: I can't just give up on a town that's just been my home since I was seven.

Susan: That's not true. I've always loved Oklahoma! I live here and worked here for 18 years. I feel so comfortable here. And I can't imagine living anywhere else. And that's my choice, not yours.

Bill: Susan, I'm sorry, but you need to learn to be your own person, and stop being so much of an influence. I love you, but you're a huge influence over me.

Susan: Oh, Bill, you can't change that.

Bill: I know, but


drat Bill, gettin real.


quote:

Tommy: You ever shove a megazord up your rear end?

Zac: Have you ever met someone who did that?

Jack: That's right. Do you ever want to?

Tommy: It's nice.

Jack: You know what a metazord is? It's just a stick.

—Mutant X #17

Kid Kaiju The Kid, also known as the Kaiju King, is the main villain of the continuity.

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Shinjobi fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Oct 15, 2020

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

quote:

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. Normally during this time, Fisherman in the harbor would dance, sing and play music from their boats.

Revenge comes in time

On Saturday evening the group went out for a leisurely dinner at a Mexican restaurant. The late evening was not a big deal for the locals, but Fishermen generally worked at night, so the restaurant's lights shone on the restaurant.

"Lunch in the restaurant was fine," Maiken said. "The locals had a certain amount of respect for us – until they realized that I was on the

honestly I'm intrigued

Rehlite
Oct 4, 2010

I say stupid things all the time. I can't go two minutes without saying stupid things.
I click on the browser link. The image that greets me is a man's gaping anus. I can see a ring on his finger.

He is the legendary goat man. His anus is seared into my brain. Some would find this image shocking. When I see it I smile and think to myself, "Hello again, old friend".


There is a serious case for asking questions. What the heck is going on here?

Could you see the naked brother and sister from the other side of the church?

Does the criminal in the photo have anal cancer? He is a legless she-goat man who thinks it is a sex organ. He has the cloven hoof deformity caused by a hormonal imbalance. I have actually seen the same deformity before in a goat calf I was investigating. It's called the gizzard hump. That's another condition that has been caused by

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I’m seeing a lot of incest in these scripts, and I wish I could say I was surprised, but internet.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


It was a normal day in Philadelphia and Dennis Reynolds was out looking at women and their skin. He saw one and got out his dog leash to demonstrate his value. That was when the galactic tyrant Frieza arrived. He met up with Frieza, and then prepared to attack the Royal Family. Dennis was able to retrieve his dog leash in time. Dennis watched as Frieza was crushed and went outside, taking a turn in the pond, satisfied that his training was paying off.

The training continued in the pond. Dennis had been so calm, so relaxed, that Krillin became scared for his safety. Krillin begged the idea that somehow Dennis had been swayed by Frieza's pleas and had destroyed himself, but Dennis didn't want to admit

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
Danny Torrance: Is there something bad here?
Dick Hallorann: Well, you know, Doc, when something happens, you can leave a trace of itself behind. Say like, if someone burns toast. Well, maybe things that happen leave other kinds of traces behind. Not things that anyone can notice, but things that people who "shine" can see; just like they can see

the red glow of gasoline that comes off the pump, or something like that. It would be easy for a paranormal investigator to say "What if your aunt's house catches fire, and a shadow moves out of the window?" And if you can figure out how to survive in the fire, that's your clue. Then if you can tell how to make a fireplace on the outside, that's your clue. If you can make a plastic fire extinguisher out of a car, that's your clue. And if you can use gas to make a fire, that's your clue.
Dick:

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student—and I was a good student, but by the way, I know more about taxes than anyone in the world, because I know—I won a total of about four or five billion dollars—or a total of, you know, a billion—who paid me, what I did with it, which is very hard to do—but I know more about taxes than any—anybody, at any—anybody in the world!—who ever paid me! And you know what? I think that will end up being a positive thing, because taxes are coming out, in some cases, at a very low rate! If you go to some of these countries, where they are so rich, where they have no taxes, they are stealing so much, and—and you look at what's happening with certain countries and the taxes they're collecting—I think that will end up being a very positive thing.

FactCheck.org:

Tough claim. Trump has been somewhat accurate in describing his own business acumen, but he has produced no evidence for the claim he made about Princeton—and only a superficial level of detail.

FactCheck.org:

The IQ test Trump

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

quote:

Ava: Are we here just to suffer?

Bradley: I think that's correct.

Ava:
I see. But what about our growth?

Bradley: We will overcome.

Bradley & Ashley both laugh.

Tyler: We all want to keep you here.

Vid: (Non-Japanese subtitles)

Ashley: (Non-Japanese subtitles)

Vid: (Japanese subtitles)

Vid & Tyler: (Japanese subtitles)

Vid & Tyler: (English subtitles)

Tyler & Ava: (English subtitles)

Ava & Tyler: (English subtitles)

Hawk & Vid: (English subtitles)

(English subtitles)

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
Everybody wants to be famous,
but I want to cum in an anus,
a crime that is quite heinous,
but I want to cum in an anus.

January's named after Janus,
and we want to cum in an anus,
and nobody could blame us,
if we want to cum in an anus.


January's a freaking cartoon girl

that the police know

as those loving pussy poppers

that you spray on your urethras

after you use your urethras for sexual activity,

oh January, I want you to cum in an anus.

Janus' head is divided into four horns,

and each of his horns is named after a planet.

As you think about it, you think that January's horn will have a penis,

so it's just a matter of time,

until we can ride the blowjob

throughout our lives,

that is to say,

until we can ride the blowjob through out our lives.

This meme gets longer every time,

each more outlandish and demented,

but it becomes clear

that we're not trying to just get laid.

We're trying to find out what it means to get hosed.

That's why we say that it's okay

to put it out there,

to put it in words,

if you're so inclined.

But I am not, and I hope that you'll forgive me.

Because I'm getting older,

I'm slowing down.

But I love us all the same,

and I want to cum in a pussy.

To be in an anus.

futurebot 2000
Jan 29, 2010
Starfish Rant. I've had it up to here with this bullshit animal. I haven't seen a single drat oyster (at least not yet) in an animal aquarium. No titties, not a finger, nothing. Other than really cool biotopes. Like the sidewinder. I'll be damned if I could get a real photo of a tuna or even a, you know, lobster in an aquarium. Only way would be in a random YouTube vid, though. I love YouTube vids. I have watched some of them like ten times. They've earned their keep.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. There were demons in the base. And there was a large figure. One man, and he was dressed in steel, a bar behind him, which echoed and continued to do so, making things slightly more sober, everything a bit more upright. A pistol at his side.

"Come on out."

And then, Frank Stilwell.

Why should that scare you?

"Open the door and let's just move in."

It's okay. I'm not going to let them kill me.

"Do not panic. You are calm."

No panic.

"You have been prepared."

The figure laughed, a brutal

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




20 Blunts posted:

Big Red: Please scream right at my bare rear end!
Logan the Douche: You mean...THIS rear end RIGHT HERE!?!?!?!? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!
King of the Xtreme: Overdose of amnesia and massive fragmentation of ego
Logan the Douche: You just shot me! Get your gun off me!
Logan the Douche: YOU GUNLESS CHILD!
King of the Xtreme: Gotcha!
Logan the Douche: YOU hosed THE DAMNED GODS!
King of the Xtreme: You do not loving get away with this!
King of the Xtreme: I'll choke you to death!
King of the Xtreme: Go to hell!
King of the Xtreme: Anyone except the poor ones!
Logan the Douche: YES, I WILL! I CAN'T BEAT YOU

I love it so much, I continued the adventures of Logan the Douche and King of Xtreme

quote:

King of the Xtreme: YOU COCKPOT MURDERING human being
King of the Xtreme: You cannot escape me
King of the Xtreme: I will gently caress your rear end and your kids, regardless of your religion, creed, or gender!
Logan the Douche: NO. I CANNOT. JUST... KISS... YOU
King of the Xtreme: Just kiss my rear end
King of the Xtreme: We will be together in Paradise
Logan the Douche: gently caress YOU TOO... ARE YOU A DRUNKEN COKE AGE JUNKIE, OR WHATEVER
Logan the Douche: YOUR ANDREW VAN WOLF
King of the Xtreme: You will go to hell and

Sekenr fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Oct 16, 2020

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher. That kind of thing was in the past.

(2) What about taking two students, one of whom had "had had" and another of whom had "had not had", and assigning students who, while not identical in grade level, displayed the difference in the way the student taking "had had" considered the question. Here, too, the effect of "had had" did seem to be diminished. For the "had" students, asked whether people are "as good or better than themselves" were at least twice as likely to answer correctly as the "not had" students. This, again, was not true when asked if people were "as good or better than someone else"; on that measure, the "had" students were about twice as likely to answer correctly as the "not had" students.

As for the effect of "had had", our best guess is that it depends on the class and teacher.

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker
The secret to an amazing and cleansing douche is to not suck, either. The idea is, don't use your dick. It should be soft. Imagine you're eating a delicious pudding. It should be soft, the consistency of pudding. That's what you want. Look it up on the internet. If you're not familiar with the moisture changes after use of a hot humidifier, the warm water will help your rectal pleasure be the dessert we desire, and the creaminess of your cocks will melt in our mouths. If you like that, great! Hopefully you've got a rectal funnel already

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE THE PILOT SPY. SITTING IN A BUBBLE, FANNING PEOPLE ON THE STREET. ONLY TURNED UP AFTER HAVING RETIRED. IT WAS OUT TO ECONOMICS. THE SO-CALLED ORPHAN FREEDOM FROM THE DIVIDE, THE SUCCESSFUL ECONOMY THAT IS ACTUALLY RELIEVING ALL THE CARNIOLI BOYS. A RIGHT AROUND THE GLORY HOLE OF MONEY. REAL CHANGE IS NO REQUIREMENT. A START WITH NO MONEY NOW IS HELPING SHAPE THE COUNTRY FOR THE FUTURE. I WAS IN THE PASSENGER CAR, FROM FORD, SO IT WAS PRICED RIGHT. WE WENT THROUGH VANS, TENNESSEE RALLYPACKS.

Strigil
Oct 26, 2004
Thick + butt = hot
Skinny + legs = not
Perky + nipples = hot

Slim + breasts = not
Laters = hot but not too hot

:hmmyes:

RGX
Sep 23, 2004
Unstoppable
Mine....errr.....mine took an unexpected turn. I swear I didn't edit this.

"Well that was unexpected" I said, undressing him with my eyes.

"Yes, you were not expecting that were you?" He asked me.

"No, I never expected anything"

"You know you are a very beautiful girl for a man"

"I know"

"I must confess my interest"

"If it helps me please do" I pleaded

He walked around me, feeling his erection until his balls disappeared, rubbing on my back gently before wiping the cum off his balls in the bowl. He got his pants and underwear off and cupped my waist, then took my breasts into his hands. He rolled me on my stomach, and


AND WHAT

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker
Top 10 Singles for the first week of May, 1964
1. The Beatles - I Want To gently caress Your Head
Off
2. The Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want
3. The Righteous Brothers - "My Way"
4. Gerry & the Pacemakers - Lady by the Tower
5. Bob Dylan - I Want You (She's So Heavy)
6. Al Green - You Can't Always Get What You Want
7. Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited
8. Al Green - Not Too Far From Home
9. Neil Young - Lay My Love Down
10. Neil Young - Hotel California
Rankings by rock & roll critic Alan Cooper:

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Lowtax beats women. Lowtax eats goldbelly cookies. Lowtax is a pathological liar. Lowtax is a Kardashian. Lowtax is coldblooded. Lowtax is a serial killer. Lowtax is the same sex as a desert tortoise. Lowtax is the Internet. Lowtax is the Walrus. Lowtax is the Einstein of economics. Lowtax is the man behind Wombeland. Lowtax is the world's greatest gamer. Lowtax is not a fan of #Gamergate. Lowtax is a smoothie. Lowtax is an ex-SDI offender. Lowtax is a man. Lowtax is Elvis Costello. Lowtax is a robot. Lowtax is Hitler. Lowtax is the high priest. Lowtax is Santa Claus. Lowtax

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Sekenr posted:

I love it so much, I continued the adventures of Logan the Douche and King of Xtreme

continuing on...

quote:

Logan the Douche: I AM YOUR CHILD. YOU ARE MY rear end. YOU WERE WERE SO INNOCENT WHEN YOU ATHEIST BRO
Logan the Douche: THE TWO ARE ONE.
King of the Xtreme: So that's why you're queer. gently caress off!
King of the Xtreme: After being arrested for it, you're just going to have to grow up and realize that all of your actions are completely and completely meaningless.
King of the Xtreme: gently caress YOU.
King of the Xtreme: I DON'T CARE ABOUT HUMAN LIFE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FATE OF HUMANITY. I WANT TO HATE YOU

:stonk:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
This poo poo makes the python version of AI Dungeon look like a neurosurgeon in comparison

My aunt found HUMAN FECES (Caps:cruise control for cool) on the floor of the Basha on North Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale AZ. Aisle 3. Im never getting groceries there for as long as I live.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Unheard of. Arizona loves to bullshit so I cant eat.

Jersey's Pizza - Pizza will not taste as good as they made it.

Mountian Pizza - Pizzas are made in China. The Nogales location has it the worst of all pizza places in AZ. Dont go.

Sausage's - Never got their pizza. Maybe their previous owner had dementia or something? Tossed the pizza in the garbage with some cardboard boxes. The one next door at 696 N. Limber, Arizona has it the best.

Silly's at Long Bar - their pies are too small

Hot

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
All cops sucks rear end in this city, so try to maintain your image as a seasoned veteran. Sometimes it's hard to remember to smile when you see that hoodie [knee cuff].

I noticed a cop the other day breaking up a fight. We got into it like a couple of boys being boys. I made a mistake, and he let me off easy. My street instinct kicked in and I played the role of gentler gentler and he cut me off. "You a punk?" he asked. I was thinking, "Suit yourself. Look at me. I've been doing this poo poo since I was 15. Take me

Tldr:some veteran dude gets into a fight with a cop breaking up a fight? Cops lets him off due to him being a gentle punk?

Zombiepop fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Oct 16, 2020

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

It was a vigorous romp. She was riding me like a capuchin monkey on a pogo stick when she had a mind-blowing orgasm. Afterwards, she leaned forward for a kiss while I was still inside. That's when I found out she was too relaxed as my balls became warm from a surprise shart. She ran into the bathroom where she cleaned herself up and laughed uncontrollably, making my balls feel even tighter than when I was inside her. She rolled around on the floor like a spooked caterpillar, let out a loud screech and jumped into the shower. That was it for me, the play time was over. This girl's gonna have to lick my balls. If I weren't so horny, I would have left. But because of the bet we agreed on, I couldn't have just left without at least a kiss. I pulled my shorts back up and dug in my socks.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Sir Not Appearing posted:

It was a vigorous romp. She was riding me like a capuchin monkey on a pogo stick when she had a mind-blowing orgasm. Afterwards, she leaned forward for a kiss while I was still inside. That's when I found out she was too relaxed as my balls became warm from a surprise shart. She ran into the bathroom where she cleaned herself up and laughed uncontrollably, making my balls feel even tighter than when I was inside her. She rolled around on the floor like a spooked caterpillar, let out a loud screech and jumped into the shower. That was it for me, the play time was over. This girl's gonna have to lick my balls. If I weren't so horny, I would have left. But because of the bet we agreed on, I couldn't have just left without at least a kiss. I pulled my shorts back up and dug in my socks.

I think I saw this exact e/n post get somebody banned in the 2006 era leper colony entries

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
that's it for me, the play time is over - this girl's gonna have to lick my balls

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
We need to sit this AI down and have a serious talk about the importance of consent.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



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i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. He didn't mean any harm by this. It is just a clear attempt to help people out. Fyad does not know anyone who has already had a bipolar or major depression episode and never truly remitted.

Basically, there's no one on earth who would say, "I got rid of fyad." He doesn't speak for anyone else.

What about the people who've found him useful? Fyad suggests they consider him a resource, but not a source, or a product, of the person he's selling to. They should just ask for advice. You've got a

Fyad is a pretty cool dude

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Oct 1, 2012

To Be is to get HYPHY
To Know is to go DUMB

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The wind whistled through the trees with a sound of thunder. The sky was an ominous shade of blood. God was at work here. This one place had become a prison, and God was walking the wall. All that life belonged to him.

Ruthi awoke at last to life, trying to find her shoes, hair and beard as she reached for her wallet. She fumbled it in her pocket and looked around. She stood up and went to the back of the car. There were five dead men tied up there. Each was dressed in a red robe, the look of a beggar, waiting for his lady. Ruthi wandered over and noticed that there was a man standing there with her

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