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y when the class bully first noticed you and started attacking you about all of your flaws but now you have all of your knowledge about how his dad used to make him dress like his dead wife and sing show tunes there was nothing sexual about it his dad was just really lonely after his wife died and probably he was somewhere on the autism spectrum but he was born in 58 so he was just a bit different and slow anyways would you tell the class about that or would you just live the same life again and take the years of abuse at the hands of the kid who had to dress like his mom and sing the hills are alive with the sound of music in a falsetto thanks for answering
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:41 |
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:43 |
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tl;dr
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:47 |
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I'd take the bully some place private and lay it all out for them. Then I'd demand that he steal his father's money to pay me off, throughout the year, always raising the price so they had to continue sinking deeper into their own hosed up pit. I'd spend the money primarily on video games, but every now and then I'd leave a bow on his desk or maybe a part of a photograph of said bully in the dress, just so the bully would remember their place in the world. I'd also join the yearbook team and slowly work my way up to head editor. When all was said and done that year and I'd made my money, I'd place a full page print out in the yearbook of the bully in the dress and hand the yearbook directly to his dad.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:49 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I'd take the bully some place private and lay it all out for them. Then I'd demand that he steal his father's money to pay me off, throughout the year, always raising the price so they had to continue sinking deeper into their own hosed up pit. I'd spend the money primarily on video games, but every now and then I'd leave a bow on his desk or maybe a part of a photograph of said bully in the dress, just so the bully would remember their place in the world. I'd also join the yearbook team and slowly work my way up to head editor. lmao sick I couldn't get my hands on a camera in grade 4 plus everyone always bullied me because of this one kid anyways that's awesome lol owned bitch
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:50 |
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I would befriend the bully and help him to become a more confident better person, or kick him in the nuts, I don't really know
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:52 |
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Sid Vicious posted:lmao sick I couldn't get my hands on a camera in grade 4 plus everyone always bullied me because of this one kid anyways that's awesome lol owned bitch okay so the first thing we have to do is teach 4th grade you how to steal poo poo, I guess.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:52 |
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I got sucked off by the ghost of a dead body. It floated up out of the ventilation shafts and screamed as it descended on my balls but I was raised way too much of a hard rear end to be affected by that poo poo I was just stone cold as I got sucked off by this ghost. By the time I nutted the ghost was the one afraid of me.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:53 |
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it's me the ghost who sucks dicks and it's true i now have a severe phobia of sucking dicks because of how terrifying the experience of sucking off the booger baby's dick was and when he nutted the entirety of the universes knowledge past present and future flooded through me and im so loving depressed now because im scared of sucking dicks and im the dick sucking ghost and you know what it's loving hard man it's a really rough situation and I can't handle it any more did you know ghosts can't loving kill themselves, this is it, this is forever and I can't suck a single dick any more without having a horrendous panic attack and all I am supposed to do is be ethereal and suck dicks, half of the job isn't doing a job now loving is it aaaahhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggg
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:57 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I got sucked off by the ghost of a dead body. It floated up out of the ventilation shafts and screamed as it descended on my balls but I was raised way too much of a hard rear end to be affected by that poo poo I was just stone cold as I got sucked off by this ghost. By the time I nutted the ghost was the one afraid of me. Yeah we know, we all saw it, that was pretty funny. Can you get me a proton pack?
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:58 |
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No I'm gonna hide and look at my pokemon cards like a normal 4th grade
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 04:04 |
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That already happened, OP. My attempts to keep going back and 'fixing' things is why everything is so screwed up. It's all connected and every time I try to change things for the better, everything gets worse. Sorry.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 05:10 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:That already happened, OP. My attempts to keep going back and 'fixing' things is why everything is so screwed up. It's all connected and every time I try to change things for the better, everything gets worse. please try making things worse, gently caress a tree or something Jesus man do something
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 05:11 |
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I'd probably go insane trying not to tip my hand that I was an adult in a kid's body and/or deck someone in my family for being trash while growing up.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 05:13 |
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I learned jiu jitsu since then so I'd totally pwns him in the cafeteria and choke him really good. Maybe also make him drink that milk carton all us boys poured all the condiments into to make a hell concoction. That'll teach him. 🥲
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 05:40 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:That already happened, OP. My attempts to keep going back and 'fixing' things is why everything is so screwed up. It's all connected and every time I try to change things for the better, everything gets worse. "Fixed", "better", "worse": all subjective evaluations. I have enough experience with these time loop problems to know that the only way to escape is to stop feeling that the timelines where you become the dad's surrogate wife have made things worse. For reasons as mysterious as time travel itself being forced into and growing to enjoy cross-dressing is the solution to all time loop scenarios. That's why I was so disappointed by the ending of Groundhog Day. Either a complete lack of research by Ramis and Rubin or Bill Murray refused to commit to the role.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 05:54 |
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Moon Atari posted:"Fixed", "better", "worse": all subjective evaluations. I have enough experience with these time loop problems to know that the only way to escape is to stop feeling that the timelines where you become the dad's surrogate wife have made things worse. For reasons as mysterious as time travel itself being forced into and growing to enjoy cross-dressing is the solution to all time loop scenarios. That's why I was so disappointed by the ending of Groundhog Day. Either a complete lack of research by Ramis and Rubin or Bill Murray refused to commit to the role. I'm very offended that you assumed this wasn't already (one of) my fetish(es) and wouldn't count as a perfect future.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 07:00 |
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Well I'm like 6'4 now so I think I'd probably be the class bully OP.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 07:29 |
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Not a one of you said they'd warn everybody about 9/11. You're all scum.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 07:43 |
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CPL593H posted:Not a one of you said they'd warn everybody about 9/11. You're all scum. I did 9/11
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 07:46 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I did 9/11 I always suspected you were George Bush but I could never prove it until now.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 07:51 |
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imagine if it was 9/12
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 08:05 |
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numberoneposter posted:imagine if it was 9/12 So basically people being extremely racist to everyone that looks even vaguely Mediterranean and committing hate crimes and having to see the footage of mass murder on tv all day on a non-stop loop while a guy who can barely string together a sentence pretends to console a country all the while trying to conceal his erection because him and his friends just realized how much money they're going to make?
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 08:46 |
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First thing I'm gonna do is go down to the bookie and lay down some money from mom's purse about there being a world trade center on 9/12. Big money, baby
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 08:54 |
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CPL593H posted:So basically people being extremely racist to everyone that looks even vaguely Mediterranean and committing hate crimes and having to see the footage of mass murder on tv all day on a non-stop loop while a guy who can barely string together a sentence pretends to console a country all the while trying to conceal his erection because him and his friends just realized how much money they're going to make? the us admins have been profit plundering criminals at the expense of not only their own soldiers but mostly the people of iraq to name only one numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Oct 18, 2020 |
# ? Oct 18, 2020 09:03 |
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I wonder how bad the whiplash of losing smartphones would be
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 09:04 |
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its why im torn on the easy D he hasnt started a war, but hes horrible ????? as a canadian and americas hat ive got a stake in all this
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 09:05 |
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This happened to me and after I grew up I did 9-11, that's why I went back.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 10:29 |
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mind the walrus posted:I wonder how bad the whiplash of losing smartphones would be I doubt I could actually succeed in saving us from our dark future, but if I get to do some anti-tech terrorism followed by getting Sarah Connor style ripped while spending my life in a psych ward I will still count it as a more personally rewarding timeline than my current one.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 10:34 |
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I'd probably beat the poo poo out of him because 5 minutes after graduating from high school I realized the permanent record is a bullshit concept and nothing you get in trouble for in school matters at all later and by "beat the poo poo out of him" I mean "flail pathetically and get the poo poo beaten out of me instead, because I was a fat pathetic dork then and remain one now, regardless of how much better I understand the world"
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 11:30 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:That already happened, OP. My attempts to keep going back and 'fixing' things is why everything is so screwed up. It's all connected and every time I try to change things for the better, everything gets worse. What if Jesus is actually a time traveler and he went back in time to warn people that they should be nice to each other and also socialism, and then everyone agreed but built a global poor person grifting machine instead for some reason? Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Oct 18, 2020 |
# ? Oct 18, 2020 11:34 |
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i would dodge the horse
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 14:28 |
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CPL593H posted:Not a one of you said they'd warn everybody about 9/11. You're all scum. if we warned people about 9/11 we'd never get Obama because after bush people were desperate to look for Hope and Change and that's what all those Obama posters said so that's why we got him.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 14:31 |
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theonion.com/school-bully-not-so-tough-since-being-molested-1819587116/amp
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 14:43 |
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mind the walrus posted:I wonder how bad the whiplash of losing smartphones would be I thought I could get some pedos off the streets by leveraging my boyish good looks and mighty adlut intellect but uh there's no 4G in this shed?
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 16:19 |
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With my adult confidence I would ask out Kelly van der something. She was a cutie and I’m pretty sure she liked me and I never acted on it But then I would be an adult brain dating a 4th grader which is hosed up so I can’t do that. You’ve ruined my life op
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 17:08 |
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This is interesting because grade 4 for me was back in the year 242. I was a low-class firstborn son to a Roman peasant. I'd have to make sure to follow the exact footsteps I did to achieve immortality, and I don't even know if I'd warn everyone about the first and second sacking of Rome. Anyway interesting questions thanks for asking.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 17:17 |
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I would try to gamble on sports knowing what I do of the future but then I'd screw up and accidentally help the bully's dad become Donald Trump and then somehow id travel to the old west and refuse the advances of my shockingly attractive ancestors.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 17:30 |
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Screw the stupid bully. I know how to make a fortune in stock market. Then again I have to go back to looking up movie times in the newspaper and going through the Bush/Dukakis election again. It will be fun during Desert Storm to roll my eyes when people think this intervention is too extreme. Just you wait you idiots. I will send Hillary Clinton an email telling her she really doesn’t want to use a private email server and another telling Monica Lewisnsky to pass on any White House jobs. I also need to go full-on crazy before 9/11 warning of the great calamity from the sky. I will be ignored but once it happens I can form a sex cult or something. I can also not screw up the one relationship I always regretted and can get my ADHD diagnosis much earlier. Okay, I am convinced. Make me a 4th grader again OP!
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 17:54 |
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I would probably go insane from knowing how the next two decades would go but being powerless to change history’s course op
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