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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/ifeelthewind/status/1318431963578073090

The Contra video has triggered yet another controversy because she decided to give her straw man character non-binary pronouns.

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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Alaois posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PUCSyIkEus

*Bruce Buffer voice*

It's TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

I am going to start referring to skeletons as "skeletonised bodies" from now on.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Archer666 posted:

Is there a cock museum? I feel like there should be a cock museum that does that.

https://dailysciencefiction.com/science-fiction/other-worlds-sf/sheila-marie-borideux/the-third-martian-dick-temple

Reminds me of this goon-written SF short story.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

MiddleOne posted:

What would it even be about? Is there a single story more finished, done and just stripmined than the Matrix trilogy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfeGPilWZp0

Yeah, this is a pretty conclusive ending. Everyone stuck their heads up their own asses and then the machines shut down the Matrix because there wasn't enough paying users. All official Canon.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Groovelord Neato posted:

I love the reactionaries whining about game reviews when the real travesty is one of the all time greatest games (New Vegas) ended up with an 84 on metacritic mostly due to bugs screwing Obsidian out of a bonus mostly when this game is buggy to the point people are calling it unfinished and currently sits at 90.

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1335947292810080256

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
More than the color palette, my main problem with the Fallout aesthetic is that everything has to be so grimy and run-down all the time, even though it's supposed to be generations after the apocalypse. Even in supposedly wealthy areas, people still live in filthy rooms with cracked walls, paint peeling off, etc. Why don't people clean their homes and give the walls a fresh coat of paint? It makes no sense.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFIs6LsV0a4

Super Eyepatch Wolf has made a fascinating video about the Undertale fan community. I had no idea it was THAT big.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVX4bCelIqg

Writing on Games did a video on Cyberpunk, which actually makes it look pretty compelling, at least for this sidequest. I'll definitely pick it up on sale once they've fixed all the bugs.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://watchnebula.com/videos/lindsay-ellis-tom-hoopers-les-miserables

Lindsey Ellis also did a video on Les Mis, but you have to sign up for Nebula to watch it.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_NtXvdcUJA

Curio has a good video out on Cloudpunk, one of the good Cyberpunk games published last year, and how it tries to say something about capitalism. I should get around to finishing the game soon; they have added a ton of stuff since release.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8FUUzmaCxc

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Sankara posted:

I mean, they're called The Young Turks. What a loving evil reference.

Edit: sloppy citation

What's evil about it?

SimonChris fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Jan 27, 2021

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Ghostlight posted:

1.4.2 1915-1918: Armenian Genocide

Thanks. I missed that part.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Yardbomb posted:

Listen, I just want a Kingdom Come movie complete with Shazam's huge dick looming over Superman looking square on in distress right in the center of the shot multiple times, if the movie has to be rated R then god wills it.





I like the implication that Superman thinks of Marvel's package as "Armageddon".

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

DeafNote posted:

Though his Goblet of Fire direction was not the best
(they also cut down his usual endofmovie talk with Harry scene, which is unforgivable)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdoD2147Fik

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

RareAcumen posted:

As a dummy, I always described those kinds of stories as Yu-gi-oh trap card fights or Jojo fights. 'I knew you'd do that.' 'Well I knew that you knew that I knew you would do that.' 'And I already knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that I knew that you would already make plans around that' and so on and so on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHQr0HCIN2w

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

RareAcumen posted:

This has finally reached a point that puts it worse than BotL's posts. Not his actions, just his SA posts.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Y5-4kLb5I

Haha, I knew you would respond to my video with that video, which was the video I wanted posted all along!

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.patreon.com/posts/soooo-twitter-49295710

I hope she doesn't stop making content entirely, but I understand if she needs to take a break.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Schwarzwald posted:

Its almost hard to remember but there was a time when he seemed like a halfway decent character.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Groovelord Neato posted:

It's the CASH ME OUTSIDE girl from the Dr. Phil meme.

I unironically respect the way her and her family managed to effectively monetize what should have been 15 minutes of internet fame. Even before her rap career, she was making bank selling "Cash me outside" merchandise and charging tens of thousands of dollars to appear on tv shows and say her catchphrase. I bet those other meme people are feeling stupid for not thinking of it first.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5gX2XZcw3A

Super Bunnyhop on the Hitman trilogy and how the story is actually good when you experience the whole thing in order and recognize all the callbacks.

Make sure to watch the sponsorship ad at the end.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Arcsquad12 posted:

It's happening, albeit slowly.

One of my favourite bits like this is a brief moment in the novel Anarch where a loyalist Guardsman and a cultist have a discussion and the cultist explains how they still worship the same god and their war has been tantamount to the cult doing an intervention for a friend in need in the most warped way possible.

The Warhammer: Crime novel, "Bloodlines", has a really good moment like this, but I can't say more without spoiling it. Highly recommended if you like stories about normal people trying to make a living in the W40K universe.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tPJDZv_VE

I like Mark Brown's solution to this. Have difficulty settings but hide them away and warn people that they aren't getting the intended experience that way.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ums9E2hU-5A

Dom Noble talks about the COOLEST LOTR character who didn't make it into the books (not Tom Bombadil).

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Marshal Radisic posted:

Even in the show it was a stroke of luck that Homer got his job at the nuclear plant. All the way back in "Homer Goes to College" the NRC evaluators make it a point that Homer's job description requires post-secondary education, and the only reason he got his job in the first place was he impressed Mr. Burns with his servility. Still, this is just another example of how The Simpsons has gone on so long that it's no longer connected to the cultural milieu that created it as a response.

He got the job all the way back in episode three, as a bribe to stop protesting safety conditions at the plant. It's explicitly supposed to be a higly paid sinecure where he doesn't actually have to do anything. In the season 1 commentary they even talk about how it makes no sense for the Simpsons to be so poor that they can't afford a proper RV because Homer should be making lots of money from his safety inspector job.

Of course, the writing is wildly inconsistent on this matter and often treats Homer as a hard-working prole, rather than the head of security for a nuclear power plant.

SimonChris fucked around with this message at 07:46 on May 18, 2021

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20171206-the-fascinating-reason-why-clowns-paint-their-faces-on-eggs

My favorite fact about clowns is that they paint their facial makeup on eggs to protect their copyright. I thought this discussion could use some fun clown facts.

SimonChris fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Jul 12, 2021

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2006/05/15/the-perfect-mark

I am reminded of this old New Yorker article about psychoterapist who fell for a textbook 419 scam, even though he was supposed to be an expert in self-knowledge and introspection. The best mark is someone who believes they are too smart to be fooled.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

IShallRiseAgain posted:

Credit card companies aren't being prudes when they block payments for porn. Its because porn is notorious for having a lot of chargebacks, and its a giant hassle for them to deal with.

That's an argument for charging higher fees, which they already do. There is no reason to block porn outright when you can just make them pay more to cover the expenses.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

IShallRiseAgain posted:

I'm not defending it or anything, I'm just pointing out the actual motives for blocking payments to porn sites.

The point is that blocking payment to porn sites have nothing to do with chargebacks, since that just leads to higher processing fees. Porn sites have always paid more to payment processors to cover chargeback risks. Blocking payment entirely is a recent development.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
I hope the One Piece turns out to be the stereotypical pirate chest full of gold, and people are like "yeah, that makes sense. I don't know what we were expecting."

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Dawgstar posted:

No, you're good, fam. From Wikipedia:

For context, the channel he is mad about is posting nursery rhyme videos.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Dawgstar posted:

Every time I've tried to revisit those 80's comedies that I used to like when I was a teenager mostly what I think is "Wow, there is a startling and upsetting amount of sexual assault in these films."

https://twitter.com/CBThorburn/status/1377696492295761923

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Nuns with Guns posted:

For anyone not in the know the hotel rooms look like well-themed cramped nightmares:





And you get an exhausting itinerary of events to follow:



"Attention hotel guest # 3456, please report to your Unexpected Story Event at the front lobby desk!"

The also talks about about the itinerary in the thread:

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1459718788962676742

You basically get no time to yourself and are kicked out early in the morning.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Defunctland/status/1462981694038818820

The guy did all of the music and animation by himself.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

fun hater posted:

i also thought it was about a sad gay kid

https://www.advocate.com/books/2019/1/31/dear-evan-hansen-novel-queer-ghost-comes-out-and-saves-lives

There is actually a novelization of Dear Evan Hansen, in which it is revealed that the dead kid was a sad gay, and he gets to hang out as a ghost and provide ongoing commentary on the events, even going so far as to save people's lives with his ghostly powers.

In the Dear Evan Hansen Novel, a Queer Ghost Comes Out and Saves Lives posted:

But perhaps most significantly, the novel gives Connor — whose role in the musical is more of an inciting incident than a major character — a fully realized voice. Throughout the story, Connor's ghost lingers to observe how the living respond to his death. Full chapters of the book, written in the first person, are devoted to Connor's commentary as well as the memories of events that led to his suicide. His presence leads the story into supernatural territory. A shadowy figure is seen from a window; later, an unseen force wills a character out of harm's way.
...
The Dear Evan Hansen novel moves its queer themes into the light. It (spoilers ahead) reveals that Connor did indeed have a secret relationship — although it was not with Evan. "I basically spent my whole life alone. Until I met Miguel," Connor recounts in remembrance of a classmate from boarding school, adding, "He was the first person I'd known who was openly and proudly gay. (I was somewhere in between. Fluid. The way I thought about both girls and guys. Back then, I had only begun to put those thoughts into action.)"

I can't believe Jenny managed to miss this.

SimonChris fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Dec 6, 2021

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
Bloom County actually did a Calvin and Hobbes crossover sequel recently, apparently with Watterson's approval. It's pretty cute.

The background here is that a character in a face-concealing mask and suit had been hanging around for a while during the Covid storyline, and everyone assumed it was Bill the Cat, another Bloom County character:

































SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

KingKalamari posted:

The idea of anyone finding an ideological crusade they could even use to mask their internet beef with Jenny Nicholson is baffling to me. Like are they going to frame going after her as being about ethics in Porg rating?

She was once mildly critical of John Boyega, so people are trying to start a narrative that she hates all PoC.

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1476102706141937664

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1476603594833108992

I can't wait to watch a timely Harry Potter review.

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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/thenib/status/1475481607842799616

The author of the comic recently did a meta-comic about the reaction.

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