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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

A lot of people have asked about permabanning lowtax. This is obviously going to happen and, for fun, I’m going to let whoever spends the most on the store for the next month be the one to do so. I’m gonna track this by email address so please use the same email address for all purchases.

Who's gonna whip out their wallet to be able to give Lowtax the boot? I know I won't be able to fork out that kind of cash. But I thought it would be fun to post what we're spending money on now that we're free of that rear end in a top hat. You can provide as much or as little detail as you want, but maybe just a dollar total at least would be nice.

I'll be spending $5 on a new av, for myself, possibly $10 on an av for a forums enemy. :ssh::ninja:

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Eh, I need to redo my av text since the umlaut is apparently unrecognisable to the forum code, so whatever that costs. I’m sure the honours will go to someone in the middle of the bell curve on the wealth/social conscience graph: we have a few really rich goons, but I’m not sure they give enough of a poo poo to enter a bidding war for the forum equivalent of the Scarab Lord title.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
I Have somewhere around less than zero dollars in my bank account but can I be the guy that shows up at lowtax's house with a bunch of balloons and a giant check that has the permabanned avatar on it?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Giving rich people the inside track sucks. Give it to whoever posts the most for the next month.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
give it to whoever posts the best for the next month

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I will buy the forums and become God, permaban lowtax, and give them back to Jeffrey in a show of magnanimous grace for the low low price of 15,000 monthly installments of $19.95 each! You can't beat this unbeatable price so call now!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Icochet posted:

Giving rich people the inside track sucks. Give it to whoever posts the most for the next month.

that is a terrible suggestion

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

give it to whoever posts the best for the next month

That's just a different form of elitism

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
yeah but a good kind

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
I bought plat

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Maybe instead of just giving it to the person who spent the most cash, every say :10bux: spent should get you a raffle ticket. Randomly select one at the end for the winner.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
i think they should make burt do it. make him tearfully execute his master

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Somebody let Uwe Boll know, he probably would spend a few thousand to do this.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i think they should make burt do it. make him tearfully execute his master

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbbG02LB7g0

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

This dude has a pretty good idea on how to get the reward and kinda snagged the first-mover advantage. What a nice young fellow

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


lol welp that'll probably win it

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