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Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Sagebrush posted:

the mirror isn't part of the sensor path. it is only there to reflect the image into the viewfinder :spergin:

maybe they got one of those weird sony SLT cameras

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cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001


not confident he's mastered it yet.
he was put on my project after all the planning, design and initial quotes with vendors was already complete. unclear why or what he is supposed to be doing.

cowboy beepboop fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Dec 3, 2020

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
*stops by your desk to micromanage* oh look, someone dropped 2,617 grains of rice. anyways, about my last email...

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

creationist believer posted:

*stops by your desk to micromanage* oh look, someone dropped 2,617 grains of rice. anyways, about my last email...

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
drat. thought that was supposed to at least slow them down.

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
nah they figured out they can just make up a number, it’s not like you’re going to check

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


haha

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

SpaceAceJase posted:

Dracula at his computer clicking the link that says "Your Account"

quoting this again because i still laugh

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

lol I just got it. thank you.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

rotor posted:

quoting this again because i still laugh

hahaha

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




goldmine

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

He's a real pain in the neck

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


drat dude, that's crazy

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

Vlad III Țepeș' sobriquet "Dracul" is simply Romanian for "Dragon."

wtf

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Share Bear posted:

scrum in the back of my dragula

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

nice to hear you got a job at a FAANG though

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

President Beep posted:

dracula faking connection issues to dodge the stakeholders meeting.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

SpaceAceJase posted:

Dracula at his computer clicking the link that says "Your Account"

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
dracula staring in confusion, trying to figure out the meaning behind the phrase "turn on your monitor"

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
this thread is un-BEAR-able

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Jabor posted:

dracula staring in confusion, trying to figure out the meaning behind the phrase "turn on your monitor"

lmao

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Jabor posted:

dracula staring in confusion, trying to figure out the meaning behind the phrase "turn on your monitor"

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
idgi is your new boss catholic

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

SpaceAceJase posted:

Dracula at his computer clicking the link that says "Your Account"

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
dracula, slowly draining his developers' life-force through daily Jira sync-ups.

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Poopernickel posted:

dracula, slowly draining his developers' life-force through daily Jira sync-ups.

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
why doesn't he ever show up to our cross-functional meetings?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Jimmy Carter posted:

why doesn't he ever show up to our cross-functional meetings?

you have to invite him, not just forward the meeting

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
lol

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Poopernickel posted:

w...w..waiitt....

so... Dracula is going to be a stake holder???

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

considering the absolute trash puns people love to throw around this (sub)forum this thread is a very surprising triumph.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I've never been able to find it but there was a thread in fyad eons ago about "the ultimate necromancer" done in the style of the ultimate hustler stories and it was one of the funnies things I've ever seen

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

dracula got fired as a web developer because he couldn't see the shadow dom

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
dracula, naming his slave nodes renfield-00, renfield-01, etc

Poopernickel fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Jun 24, 2021

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


dracula is glad to give his boss all the tepes reports

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
me: i'm going to make one of those diagrams that use overlapping circles
my boss dracula: venn
me: probably by end of day

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Cold on a Cob posted:

me: i'm going to make one of those diagrams that use overlapping circles
my boss dracula: venn
me: probably by end of day

xD

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


Cold on a Cob posted:

me: i'm going to make one of those diagrams that use overlapping circles
my boss dracula: venn
me: probably by end of day

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Cold on a Cob posted:

me: i'm going to make one of those diagrams that use overlapping circles
my boss dracula: venn
me: probably by end of day

lol

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