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hey, i'm vaguely european. i've got a fringe so severe it only speaks in nietzsche quotes and my tits are 70% nipple by volume. i'm hanging out by the philodendron while the lead female is getting rodgered by a sum total of twenty three inches of dong. my bush is so voluminous it houses an entire flock of Birds of Paradise. i'm holding three drinks and wandering past the bedrooms where all the pseudo-incest is happening.
every surface in the library, even the books, is covered in shag carpet. an old man is lecturing his executive assistant for the notes of his next book about an old dried up professor who has a sexual awakening with a nubile young stude- oh, owp, they're loving. well, let's see what's going on in the back yard
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- Prof. Crocodile
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i am the ugliest white man, with the ugliest haircut, in the ugliest glasses, wearing the ugliest leisure suit in the ugliest shade of orange imaginable.
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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hello to all the fine everybodys on set right now, i just need you all to know i've swallowed a handful of quaaludes and am so limp and flaccid my genital region will become the bedrock inspiration for all Democratic politicians for the next 50 years.
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