nosferatu was an incel

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Trying

1) Traveled hundreds of miles only to get shut down
2) Slept in filth
3) Desperately in need of a manicure

# ? Oct 23, 2020 04:14

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# ? May 16, 2024 08:08

Prof. Crocodile

chad van helsing vs the virgin nosferatu

# ? Oct 23, 2020 04:22

Joey McChrist

Prof. Crocodile posted:

chad van helsing vs the virgin nosferatu

# ? Oct 23, 2020 04:29

Joey McChrist

i vant to suck

and post a video on youtube from the cab of my pickup

# ? Oct 23, 2020 04:30

FutonForensic

he was a creature cloaked in darkness, save for the ghastly flickering of the monitor showing the r/braincels subreddit

# ? Oct 23, 2020 05:00

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

*Nosferatu scrawling into an ancient cob-webbed tome using blood as ink*

"She's not an HB 10 but at the very least she is a virgin."

# ? Oct 23, 2020 05:11

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

nosferatu, more like nose fart at you

crimes

# ? Oct 23, 2020 05:17

nut

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

*Nosferatu scrawling into an ancient cob-webbed tome using blood as ink*

"She's not an HB 10 but at the very least she is a virgin."

# ? Oct 23, 2020 12:58

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

damsel in distress: "oh is me being a virgin necessary for your dark ritual!?!!??"

nosferatu: *slightly embarrassed*"uh... yes.... yes that's it..."

# ? Oct 23, 2020 13:28

google THIS

Raiding the makeup section of the Halloween store for more red pills

# ? Oct 23, 2020 13:32

FutonForensic

Luvcow posted:

damsel in distress: "oh is me being a virgin necessary for your dark ritual!?!!??"

nosferatu: *slightly embarrassed*"uh... yes.... yes that's it..."

# ? Oct 23, 2020 16:11

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

~~stop doxxing~~
yeah, heh, that nosferatu feller sure is a maniac lol

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# ? Oct 23, 2020 17:41

Khanstant

no! s'fart you

# ? Oct 23, 2020 17:50

FutonForensic

Etabilec, Son of Dracula

# ? Oct 23, 2020 20:19

nut

# ? Oct 23, 2020 21:26

google THIS

nut posted:

lmfao

# ? Oct 23, 2020 21:36

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

nut posted:

please. please don't doxx me

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 23, 2020 21:36

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

Etabilec, Son of Dracula

# ? Oct 23, 2020 21:45

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

nut posted:

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# ? Oct 23, 2020 22:51

xcheopis

nut posted:

lol

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

# ? Oct 23, 2020 23:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nut posted:

# ? Oct 24, 2020 00:19

Heather Papps: hello friend

incel nosferatu huffing cotton balls in between access to dakimakura

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 24, 2020 01:18

Joey McChrist

*nosferatu watching the movie dracula biting a womans neck*

nosferatu: "well this isn't realistic"

# ? Oct 24, 2020 01:39

Prof. Crocodile

Joey McChrist posted:

*nosferatu watching the movie dracula biting a womans neck*

nosferatu: "well this isn't realistic"

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:52

Finger Prince

Joey McChrist posted:

*nosferatu watching the movie dracula biting a womans neck*

nosferatu: "well this isn't realistic"

Look at that, she practically throws her neck at his teeth, the whore. Vlad Dracula, more like Chad Dracula. It isn't fair. My fangs are just as sharp as his.

# ? Oct 24, 2020 03:58

FutonForensic

oh my god... i found a bunch of old tomatoes with tooth marks in them under the bed :barf:

# ? Oct 24, 2020 04:53

google THIS

Finger Prince posted:

Look at that, she practically throws her neck at his teeth, the whore. Vlad Dracula, more like Chad Dracula. It isn't fair. My fangs are just as sharp as his.

The rumor that vampires have mind control powers was started by incel vampires who assume there's no other way to get so many women.

# ? Oct 25, 2020 20:08

CUM IMMEDIATELY

nosferatu fbi interview explaining why the green frog is wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. swaeting, he excuses himself to piss opens twitter instead. "@LoliBeheader: blackpilled again........"

# ? Oct 25, 2020 20:49

Jinh

nut posted:

^{thanks so much cda <3}

# ? Oct 25, 2020 20:59

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

nut posted:

lmao

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Oct 25, 2020 21:08

Joey McChrist

*nosferatu being staked by chad van helsing* YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME! I DIDNT EVEN HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME THIS TIME!

*nosferatu unable to cross a river* only sexhavers bathe themselves. i prefer my natural musk *voice gets higher pitched as he transforms into a tiny manlet bat*

# ? Oct 25, 2020 21:58